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    Male Figure Skater announces he's gay to the surprise of no one.


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    is it national come out of the closet day?

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    your not kidding about the "surprise to no one aspect tho"

    from the article:
    The three-time U.S. champion is one of skating's most colorful, oversized and popular personalities, and he enjoys challenging convention. He once posed for a photo shoot in a skirt and stilettos, and was targeted by animal-rights activists after adding white fox fur to one of costumes at last year's U.S. championships.

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    Guy is queer as shit.

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    at least he has good taste in men.

    richard gere is a stud.

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    funny part was he said he was attracted to gere at 6..... who is attracted to either sex at that young of age?

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmgUrMom View Post
    funny part was he said he was attracted to gere at 6..... who is attracted to either sex at that young of age?
    you never popped a boner when you saw some tig ole bitties when you were young??

    i sure did.

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    Male figure skaters should come out if they are straight. I assume they are all gay anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    you never popped a boner when you saw some tig ole bitties when you were young??

    i sure did.
    not at 6........ i think i was 11-12

    u honestly were popping boners at 6 u stud?

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    i've thought a lot about sex since i was 5.

    i thought that was normal??

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    i've thought a lot about sex since i was 5.

    i thought that was normal??

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    in other news, water announces that it's wet

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealthyburrito View Post
    i've thought a lot about sex since i was 5.

    i thought that was normal??
    I remember my brother and I talking about our weiners getting big when we saw the naked ladies in National Geographic when I was about 5. My Dad overheard us and washed our mouths out with soap.

    I like Mary Tyler Moore and Elizabeth Montgomery when I was little but never sexually.

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    who gives a flying fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumLeap View Post
    I remember my brother and I talking about our weiners getting big when we saw the naked ladies in National Geographic when I was about 5. My Dad overheard us and washed our mouths out with soap.

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    when i clicked on this thread i thought i was an onion article

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    lol, is there a male figure skater who isn't gay?

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    hahaha that's pretty funny considering how fem he is

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    It's like some of these boy band kids. U think u gotta tell us? U think we didn't already know?

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    I'm concerned. WHY ARE MEN ON SBR FOLLOWING MENS FIGURING SKATING TO SEE WHOSE GAY AND WHO ISN'T?

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    I'm concerned you think someone actually went out of their way to find this story.

    Why can't you laugh at a joke like everybody else?

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    i was more shocked when scott hamilton announced he was straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Madcap View Post
    I'm concerned you think someone actually went out of their way to find this story.

    Why can't you laugh at a joke like everybody else?
    I didn't know that laughing at someone's sexuality was really considered a joke. Its kind of expected that mens figuring skater would be gay/bi.

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    Quote Originally Posted by purecarnagge View Post
    I didn't know that laughing at someone's sexuality was really considered a joke. Its kind of expected that mens figuring skater would be gay/bi.
    I'm not laughing at the dude's sexuality. I'm laughing at his thinking it needed to be clarified.

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    i wish him the best of luck

    really hard coming out the closet and realizing how much of a queer you were the whole time

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    I honestly saw the headline for the article on yahoo and started laughing, because I had no idea anybody ever thought he wasn't gay, but he had to write a book to let people know.

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    I was reading in the Village Voice the other day saying 80% of men fantasize about taking it in the ass.

    No idea where than came room but let me show you what that means

    Paver
    Rod
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    Bobby
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    4 of those 5 actually think of what I said

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    Its is shocking news. I can't believe it! What's next? A woman basketball player coming out?

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    Evan lascek is straight, he dates some hot beav too.

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