How Would jjgold Act In A Strip Club...

[saints7011]

A.sit at the bar and watch the show through the mirror...

B.sit on the back row and keep to himself...

C.actually sit front row and tip...

D.act buck fukkin wild and get thrown out within 10 minutes...

and which category do you fall in...

[wtf]

e. blowing the bouncer in the john for five bucks

[Jaug]

Option A

[jjgold]

I dont go much anymore
All the girls are the same
I rather sit home in a dark room with my projector and watch porn
They tease you..my purpose a a strip club is too sleep with women, so many stripped make eye contact with me and i feel they want me
I always go home alone kicking the dirt and end up spending like 100..those singles add up

[beerman2619]

prob sit in the back and jerk his rooster. Then after a few gin and tonic's jump on stage and get thrown out of there.

[rsnnh12]

e. blowing the bouncer in the john for five bucks

I think he'd have to pay more than 5 bucks for the bouncer to agree to that

[sickler]

JJ would be the cool cat sitting at the back, elbow on the table, hand on his chin, sleeve rolled down enough for them to see his rolex. They would come to him for small talk, offering him private dances. He would accept their offer and leave three hours later with $500 less in his pocket. Then he would jerk off thinking about all the naked ass he saw.

[RealSlimShady]

None of the above. Guy is a shut in and doesnt go out at night. He said he was in his room by 8pm while in Vegas.

[King Mayan]

None of the above. Guy is a shut in and doesnt go out at night. He said he was in his room by 8pm while in Vegas.

what a no life prikk.

[opie1988]

What is the option for VIP in the Champagne Room?

JJ is a bigtimer.

[Smoke]

JJ lives in seclusion

12 fukkin security cameras

[bobbyfk]

Option B

[TR88]

Arriving with a convertible BMW=white
Entering club as doorman opening the entrance for him, jj tipping $20 each of them and shaking hands
Sitting in front row,waitresses serving him Don Pérignon and cole cuts and strawberries
Tipping strippers with $5 bills and acting big time
Exiting the club,hooping in car and doing lines
while driving the convertible checking backpage and ordering outcall hooker for later

[sickler]

Is the front row still referred to as "perverts row". This was an industry term, not sure if customers used it, the girls did.

[jjgold]

JJ lives in seclusion

12 fukkin security cameras

Best answer

[flyingillini]

I have been to a strip club with JJ.. He is attracted to Moroccan Strippers and he is relentless when it comes to getting what he wants.......He disappeared for an hour at the club and came back... When we left and went to the next bar, he had dried release on his shoes...

[BIGDAY]

Goldie locks goes on amateur night drag, and trys to get on stage.

[dinaro7]

option c

[RealSlimShady]

Goldie locks goes on amateur night drag, and trys to get on stage.

We all know JJ loves trannies, but I had no idea he is one himself. WTF??

[jjgold]

Shady heard you got buried in Vegas
Fun when you have to go to work on Monday and make $300 a week but owe $1000 a week

Busted

[Smoke]

Best answer

[sickler]

Is the front row still referred to as "perverts row". This was an industry term, not sure if customers used it, the girls did.

Anyone know?

Perverts row anyone?

[Chimneyfish]

Actually jjgold used to be a decent looking guy when he was younger. I think he would handle himself well in a strip club. Here is a pic I just found of him that he had never released before.

[mathdotcom]

Actually jjgold used to be a decent looking guy when he was younger. I think he would handle himself well in a strip club. Here is a pic I just found of him that he had never released before.

Some of you guys are fukkin amazing at photoshop

[Chimneyfish]

Some of you guys are fukkin amazing at photoshop

You mean the guys nominated for the graphic artist of the year award? Yeah they're pretty good I guess.

[jjgold]

Actually jjgold used to be a decent looking guy when he was younger. I think he would handle himself well in a strip club. Here is a pic I just found of him that he had never released before.

Thats pretty good man, thats not me though is it??

I am confused

[TR88]

jj are you brad pitts cousin

[Chimneyfish]

Could be a long-lost family member he never even knew about

[TR88]

Could be a long-lost family member he never even knew about

[RealSlimShady]

Coach wasnt bad looking before he became a bald eagle

[Grits n' Gravy]

jj I will get you laid by a woman in Vegas. No more humping pillows and calling them zeta or bobby.

[jjgold]

Gritter Spring time I might be there
Early April

[tony_come]

Strippers are banging hot

I need a stripper in my life

[yisman]

he'd have to be wearing a jumpsuite

Thats pretty good man, thats not me though is it??

I am confused

[blackbeSSt]

how would he act? i'd imagine like this: