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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Guys I have a confession to make
    I work 9-5 at a kindergarten, mostly 4-5 year olds. I am not even the teacher, I am just an assistant and mostly change diapers and read books to kids. Guys this forum is my only release, I am just in a daze at school and don't feel alive until I can go home and turn PC on and check out the card. All day I am thinking what plays to make and the stress and agony and screams of pain and pleasure as my bets cash or lose. Usually go through 8-9 beers a night watching games but mostly tickers. When I have an under on an NBA game with 0:04 left I pray and hold my nuts that the play by play will say End of 4th Quarter instead of "Lebron James technical foul". When it loses I bury my head in my hands and kind of rock in my chair.

    Go to bed about 2-3AM and then go to work kind of drunk and hangover kicks in around noon. I steal food from the kitchen and if kids complain of being hungry I give them a timeout. I used to be a janitor on the other side of the country but got kicked out for getting a hardon while 6th graders came out of the washroom in their gym clothes. Just my luck the parents are there and see me gripping my broom sexually and staring at the girls and of course because I wear sweat pants you can see my hardon It was a French catholic school so I was a goner the next day. I had to change names and move across country to get my current job.

    On weekends I go on the chat lines and call broads and if im lucky meet up with them. I pay for everything and the whole time they text other people and i tell them they are pretty and that i am lonely. They usually have 1 drink maybe 2 and then say they have to go to the washroom but take their purse and coat ?? I fell for it 2-3 times before I realized they were actually not coming back Have not been laid in a while as you can tell but don't know why because I'm a stud and can pop multiple times.

    Guys I am so dark and empty inside and the worst thing about the east coast is the games start later so I have to wait til ******* 7pm to watch my action but benefit is have the west coast games until 1am. Guys this is a cry for help but if you do not lend a helping hand I will accept your best bet for tonight

    I bet I am not the only headcase on forum.

    Good luck on your plays tonight gentlemen
    mathdotcom
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  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48245

    #2
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    • No coincidences
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 01-18-10
      • 76300

      #3
      I'm not sure what's more pathetic -- the fabricated story itself, or you for making it up.
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      • shaunovery
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 11-15-07
        • 18143

        #4
        Welcome to gambling we all go though this every nite
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        • BeatTheJerk
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-19-07
          • 31794

          #5
          Originally posted by No coincidences
          I'm not sure what's more pathetic -- the fabricated story itself, or you for making it up.
          +1.
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          • Smoke
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-09-09
            • 48111

            #6
            Seek professional help

            GA is good place to start
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            • Dirty Sanchez
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              With an avatar picture like that...they do shows about guys like you on weekends on MSNBC
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                why u desperate for attention lately

                your bf dump you?
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                • Kemalettin
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-20-10
                  • 1351

                  #9
                  jjgold is the saviour
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                  • Chi_archie
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 07-22-08
                    • 63165

                    #10
                    I am a pre-school part time assistant. I get pooped and puke on 2-3 times a week. I make 7 bucks an hr under the table. I can finger pai like no bodies business. Mathy are you like me in stealing alot of arts and crafts materials for sexual rituals at home? Feels good to get that off my chest.
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                    • No coincidences
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 01-18-10
                      • 76300

                      #11
                      Are you bi-polar mathy?

                      You seem to have all the tendencies.

                      Wonder whose Facebook page you're pilfering these photos from. Dustin Diamond?
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                      • mathdotcom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-08
                        • 11689

                        #12
                        Archie

                        Felt good getting this off my chest. Have a lot more secrets and paranoias too.
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                        • Dutchie
                          Restricted User
                          • 12-15-11
                          • 722

                          #13
                          is this a copy and paste from JJGold? great writing! made me laugh, more please
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                          • RyanLeafOfBets
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 01-03-10
                            • 8164

                            #14
                            Mathy is doing whatever it takes to get POTM!!!!!!!!!
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                            • opie1988
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-12-10
                              • 23429

                              #15
                              Mathy-

                              Change it to "9th grade girls coming out of the gym". That's still creepy, but not quite as much.

                              Do this for me, pal.
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                              • raydog
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-07-07
                                • 6984

                                #16
                                mathy, if it makes you feel any better...i would rather have you watching my 5 yr old than most of the whoreshitting losers at this place...
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                                • mathdotcom
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-24-08
                                  • 11689

                                  #17
                                  opie the girls are getting boobs earlier and earlier and becoming more and more sexual
                                  it is not a desire of mine but they flirted with me and said "Hey Clement" and gave me the eyes you know??
                                  This can happen to any guy who does not get a lot of female attention
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by raydog
                                    mathy, if it makes you feel any better...i would rather have you watching my 5 yr old than most of the whoreshitting losers at this place...

                                    They would learn some math at least

                                    I try to teach this kindergarten kids how to calculate EV and they just keep saying "Brandon Lang"
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                                    • TR88
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 06-10-10
                                      • 9364

                                      #19
                                      kewl story brah
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                                      • redsoxfreak91
                                        Restricted User
                                        • 10-17-11
                                        • 903

                                        #20
                                        hahalol
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                                        • Dad
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-26-08
                                          • 23245

                                          #21
                                          What kind of school is this where kindergarten kids are 4-5 year old diaper shitters?

                                          Dont kids start kindergarten at like age 7?
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                                          • redsoxfreak91
                                            Restricted User
                                            • 10-17-11
                                            • 903

                                            #22
                                            look on the bright side.....if you stick with it for another 10-15 years you could be making close to 30 grand a year and have your own assistant as the HEAD kindergarten teacher!
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                                            • Deuce
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #23
                                              Guy needs pills.
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                                              • mathdotcom
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-24-08
                                                • 11689

                                                #24
                                                Looking to get into cement work now actually

                                                Looks like quick way to get ahead
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                                                • hankcream
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 06-30-10
                                                  • 2048

                                                  #25
                                                  Living the dream Pal, what the hell are you whining about? Take Loyola MD & the Knicks/ Heat under and buy a pizza and a 30 pack of Natty Light and all is good.
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                                                  • Iced
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-04-11
                                                    • 1614

                                                    #26
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                                                    • mathdotcom
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-24-08
                                                      • 11689

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by hankcream
                                                      Living the dream Pal, what the hell are you whining about? Take Loyola MD & the Knicks/ Heat under and buy a pizza and a 30 pack of Natty Light and all is good.
                                                      thanks hank

                                                      Heat have burned me a lot recently -- should I take a shot??
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                                                      • romecloneout
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 02-06-11
                                                        • 2243

                                                        #28
                                                        dumb
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                                                        • redsoxfreak91
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 10-17-11
                                                          • 903

                                                          #29
                                                          take the heat....when has lebron ever let anyone down
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                                                          • manny24
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-22-07
                                                            • 20046

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Dad
                                                            What kind of school is this where kindergarten kids are 4-5 year old diaper shitters?

                                                            Dont kids start kindergarten at like age 7?
                                                            wouldn't you shit yourself if you were in kindergarten and saw the janitor jerking his crank?
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                                                            • redsoxfreak91
                                                              Restricted User
                                                              • 10-17-11
                                                              • 903

                                                              #31
                                                              hahaha....jerking his crank...hahhahaha
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                                                              • QuantumLeap
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 08-22-08
                                                                • 6878

                                                                #32
                                                                Someone hacked Mathy's password.
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                                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                                  • 28454

                                                                  #33
                                                                  pedo
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                                                                  • Chi_archie
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-22-08
                                                                    • 63165

                                                                    #34
                                                                    If you eat too much paste in one sitting you will be pooping your pants. So we put the chronic paste eaters in pull up diapers
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                                                                    • darkhat
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 08-18-10
                                                                      • 5722

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by QuantumLeap
                                                                      Someone hacked Mathy's password.
                                                                      I almost thought the same thing. Either that or a joke.
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