Beat The Prick Poker final in-game-thread

[SBR Lou]

In 10 minutes, The Prick will attempt to make history.

At 3:00PM ET, the last edition of the 2011/2012 Beat The Prick Poker series takes place. Contestants are vying for the top-prize of 800 poker points, as well as 200 + a stylish t-shirt for eliminating the forum mascot.

Good luck today folks! Bet on some props in the SBR Sportsbook for the game before it's too late!

[The Prick]

yer goddam right that shirt is stylish, that is one hansome sumbitch you got there

[mjag21]

prick better not finish dead last...

[SBR Lou]

prick better not finish dead last...

Would you honestly be surprised?

Good luck all!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

prick better not finish dead last...

Thats my biggest bet of the day with SBR points.

Dont fukk us, Prikk!!!

[daneblazer]

warrior and prick side by side lol

[ttwarrior1]

me and prick on same table next to eachother

[mjag21]

never played this tourney before... figure he would with the luck I've been having

[SBR Lou]

WOW! What a development, ttwarriro1 is sat right NEXT to The Prick! This makes it even more exciting.

[Hawkeye2011]

Why is this the last one?

[mjag21]

thank you!!!!

[SBR Lou]

Why is this the last one?

It is a seasonal contest, alongside the Beat The Prick handicapping contest.

[SBR Lou]

The Prick folding like a lawn chair after the first few hands. He's obviously bet on himself NOT to finish dead last.

[stone cold locks]

why have i not been seated?????

[daneblazer]

190 players and about half of those who were on the "who will knock out the prick" prop are on his table. Hmmmm

[SBR Lou]

why have i not been seated?????

Restart the poker lobby.

[Hawkeye2011]

What tournament is going to be next Saturday? Or is it just a normal tournament day?

[stone cold locks]

I dont see any table seated yet. what the hell is going on??

[stone cold locks]

thanks im here now

[Blissit02]

We are playing....

[SBR Lou]

What tournament is going to be next Saturday? Or is it just a normal tournament day?

We'll see what to do, maybe another buy-in tourney.

[SBR Lou]

ttwarrior1 has said "BRB, time for my metformin {expletive**". The portly poster is currently AFK.

The Prick has lost 55 chips due to paying blinds.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

190 players and about half of those who were on the "who will knock out the prick" prop are on his table. Hmmmm

I smell something...

[SBR Lou]

The Prick drops about 190 chips after HeanDog slow-played flopping trips. We think The Prick had Ace 10.

[SBR Lou]

O/U on The Prick's bar tab last night? He's dragging ass so far, looking completely over-matched.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

ttwarrior1 has said "BRB, time for my metformin {expletive**". The portly poster is currently AFK.

The Prick has lost 55 chips due to paying blinds.

By metformin, he means a dozen jelly filled day old donuts.

[Blissit02]

102.5 including tip

[SBR Lou]

By metformin, he means a dozen jelly filled day old donuts.

The Prick drops another 200 chips. We think he was chasing a flush and got outplayed after the flop.

[The Prick]

lou ya fuggin cabbage how bout you dump the ashtrays an fetch us players some beers

[ttwarrior1]

do it prick, all in on my big blind, i dare ya

[SBR Lou]

The Prick, ttwarrior1, and Wrigley all in. Wow, THE PRICK triples up with quad kings!

[ttwarrior1]

so many limpers, i wanted them out, i was glad to go against prick hu, but quads?????

[daneblazer]

L

[beerman2619]

on the same table what a hand by the prick

[SBR Lou]

so many limpers, i wanted them out, i was glad to go against prick hu, but quads?????

You played that hand how your towels look.