Did you ever do it???
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Nope. Thou shall not steal.Comment -
Nope. The only gifts that got stolen were the ones I was supposed to get.Comment -
I was at some Santa thing and there were a lot of gifts under the tree, if they were not for kids I would of stole like 5
Sticky fingersComment -
You are too funny. It's like going to a store and there's something there that you want so badly but simply can't afford. It's human nature to want Mr. Corbin , but tis the season to be giving. falalalala luh la la la
= JJ at his parents house on Christmas morning, waiting to open up gifts
then when it comes time to open up theirs, JJ mysteriously disappears into the basement and he's talking to Julio the bookie on the phone to get in some early action-----as the SBR motto goes "Business as usual"Comment -
This is bad
lets get Christmas over with, the worst is coming out right nowComment -
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I bet JJ takes the money out of the fountains also.Comment -
jj arent you jewish?
you got 8 days to steal from the kidsComment -
I will take anything I can get my hands on
No I do not celebrate Christmas..I will have videoComment -
wtf, most random topics ever you post aboutComment -
I saw this box the other day so I was curious and slit it open with a razor when no one was looking and it was an xbox
I wanted it sooooooooo bad but did not take it
I am proud of myselfComment -
Only if Sammy was 'down' with da ManComment -
Sammy I was desperate then
SBR remove this threadComment -
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Oh man, stealing Christmas presents has to the the lowest.Comment -
Sammy I am not like that anymore
Worry about tonights cardComment -
Tip: always steal the lightest gift - seems counter-intuitive but the heavy ones are fukking blenders or coffee makers...
The light one could be a diamond ringComment -
When in high school rich kid I know was telling poor kid about stuff he was getting for Christmas
Poor kid went real life grinch and tried to burglarize rich kid
Rich kid dad held poor kid at gun point until police arrived
poor kid got 6 do 3
Poor as in povertyComment -
Corbon you sikk fukkComment -
I knew someone who stole the gifts and replaced them with dummies.
He re-wrapped ...Returned all the gifts for cash.
Come Christmas Day .
He was Nowhere to be found!
Checked himself into rehab a few days later!
Escaped from the rehab shortly afterwards
Called me up sometime in January ..
Had to pick him up at gas Station about 9:00 pm by Yankeee Stadium.
He only had a pair of shorts on and a t-shirt...and shower slides.
Fukin dope head !Comment -
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One time...
My kid wanted this real cool action figure that all the kids wanted, my wife had told me weeks ago to go get one but I forgot. So on Christmas eve of all days I decided to go find him the doll but every store was sold out. While I was out our neighbor who I wasn't too fond of took it upon himself to take my roll as father while I was out trying to get the doll. Once I came home and saw him trying to put the star on the tree I remembered that he got the same toy for his son and it was under their christmas tree. I broke in their house and stole the present, but on my way out I stopped myself. I couldn't steal from a kid. I returned the gift and had to fight a reindeer for my troubles. Later that day I put on a jetpack and flew all over the city. What a Christmas.Comment -
Steal all the time, SBRComment -
Guys dont be to hard on jj. One day he will tell you about the time he sat on santas lap when he was five. Asking for a lone ranger pistol. Santa bent down and whisperes in his ear. I got ur ranger pistol. .pretty bad scene ensued. Department store got sued and stuff. Last time jj ever wanted anything to do wirh christmasComment -
Stole friends gifts from his house before.Comment
