People who need to be told

[Mudcat]

Thursday is a good day for clueing in the clueless in the world of sports, betting or whatever.


Matt Leinart - I hear you are dating Paris Hilton. Us guys need to stick together so there is something I really feel like I need to tell you before it goes too far. Just between you and me: she's not very bright.

[Mudcat]

Lady who waited in the grocery store line-up for 5 minutes, and then you had your items scanned and bagged one-by-one, and then when the cashier told you the cost, you appeared to be taken completely by surprise that you were going to have to pay for them and only then did you start to fumble with your purse while we all waited - just so you know, it's going to happen every time. You're always going to have to pay. It's not completely unheard of to think ahead and have your payment ready in these situations.

[Mudcat]

Mudcat - the fact that you need to turn the volume down on your radio in order to use a drive-thru ATM machine may be an indication that there is something wrong with your brain.

[ourbet]

Lady who waited in the grocery store line-up for 5 minutes, and then you had your items scanned and bagged one-by-one, and then when the cashier told you the cost, you appeared to be taken completely by surprise that you were going to have to pay for them and only then did you start to fumble with your purse while we all waited - just so you know, it's going to happen every time. You're always going to have to pay. It's not completely unheard of to think ahead and have your payment ready in these situations.

How VERY apropos!

Young man waiting in line to purchase movie tickets, I’ve always discovered that if you decide on which movie you and your friends want to see BEFORE you stand in line, when you’re actually at the head of said line, it will negate a cell phone conversation of approximately 5 minutes (while everybody stands, listens and waits) for you to decide where you and all your other amoeba brained buddies want to meet-up after said movie.