Anyone go to church on sundays?

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  • Puppy
    SBR MVP
    • 11-23-11
    • 1994

    #1
    Anyone go to church on sundays?
    thinking of going to the methodist church in my area this sunday at 11pm. of course if the pastor is decent ill be going every week (rain or shine). ill have to give up drinking (which i dont really like to do anyways) and ill battle porno as best i can. thing is ill have to get up at 1130 tomorrow and 1030 sunday. will be tough for me lol. im drinking a bit tonight but its my last night before i go on a diet. if i drink again then within 3 months then im a big liar. other than that i feel pretty good, i tried to put together and end table that i bought at walmart tonight and i completely butchered it. in fact i did a such a bad job it made me sad. im really a worthless p.o.s. with basically brain damage so hopefully church will help me out. anyone here attend?
  • Big Bear
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-01-11
    • 43253

    #2
    Dont kid your self you are not going to give up drinking. Just cut back, everything in moderation.

    yeah sounds like u need church. I dont know if u r ready for a puppy.
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    • onlooker
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      • 08-10-05
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      #3
      Nope.
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      • jgray
        SBR MVP
        • 09-06-09
        • 3599

        #4
        This forum is not the place for self-improvement. Just saying.
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        • Ace_of_Spades
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-14-09
          • 13518

          #5
          This is a gambling forum, you can't promote religion here.
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          • saints7011
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            • 09-21-09
            • 5544

            #6
            puff
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            • Dirty Sanchez
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              • 03-01-10
              • 16031

              #7
              Originally posted by Puppy
              thinking of going to the methodist church in my area this sunday at 11pm. of course if the pastor is decent ill be going every week (rain or shine). ill have to give up drinking (which i dont really like to do anyways) and ill battle porno as best i can. thing is ill have to get up at 1130 tomorrow and 1030 sunday. will be tough for me lol. im drinking a bit tonight but its my last night before i go on a diet. if i drink again then within 3 months then im a big liar. other than that i feel pretty good, i tried to put together and end table that i bought at walmart tonight and i completely butchered it. in fact i did a such a bad job it made me sad. im really a worthless p.o.s. with basically brain damage so hopefully church will help me out. anyone here attend?
              Make sure you tell him exactly what you've said here...you're a drunk POS that's hooked on porno...I'm sure he'll welcome you with open arms
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              • convick
                SBR MVP
                • 11-03-11
                • 3954

                #8
                Hell no. Last two times I was inside a church it was because someone died...
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                • pronk
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-22-08
                  • 6887

                  #9
                  Puppy, only God can help you but going to church is the right decision.
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                  • QuantumLeap
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-22-08
                    • 6880

                    #10
                    Going to church on Sunday used to get in the way of my gambling.

                    I now have a Smartphone so maybe I could go and bet at the same time.
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                    • Fieldysnuts44
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-02-08
                      • 1592

                      #11
                      I would go but it's the same time as pregame shows.I like to try and absorb as much info as possible during this time.I usually pray during the 4th quarter of games.
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                      • Avenger
                        SBR MVP
                        • 03-15-11
                        • 2119

                        #12
                        It works for Tebow, it can work for you!

                        On the days I attend church: winning days v. losing days is like 10-2. No sh*tting you. And usually I get my whole card correct. I can't tell you how many Sat. nights (I go on Sat. nights, cuz Sunday is for football) I've killed it.

                        Not that it should be the reason you go.... of course not. Not promoting that at all.
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                        • Puppy
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-23-11
                          • 1994

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                          Dont kid your self you are not going to give up drinking. Just cut back, everything in moderation.

                          yeah sounds like u need church. I dont know if u r ready for a puppy.
                          bear i have to give up drinking it im on anti-depressants and it makes me really depressed the next day. plus mixing the 2 is toxic and the only reason i ever drank was to make music sound better. but the pills lessen that a lot. the only way to make music sound good now is to workout. so drinking problem solved
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                          • d2bets
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                            • 08-10-05
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                            #14
                            -EV
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                            • ChuckyTheGoat
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                              • 04-04-11
                              • 37475

                              #15
                              Originally posted by d2bets
                              -EV
                              Yeah, the priests are 10x as miserable as u.
                              Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                              • Avenger
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-15-11
                                • 2119

                                #16
                                Another perfect card tonight. 4-0, would've been 6-0 but I got stuck having dinner at the in-laws, didn't have time to put in my Stanford bets.



                                There it is SBR: my perfect system. Now you know.
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                                • Mr KLC
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                                  • 12-19-07
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                                  #17
                                  I go on Wednesday nights normally. Sunday is my one day off in the week, and I'm normally exhausted by then. Only reason I'm up this morning is because we help out at the local homeless shelter one Sunday morning a month.
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                                  • FindTheLock
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                                    • 02-27-10
                                    • 7194

                                    #18
                                    some of the most hypocritical people I've ever met claimed to be religious. They are the ones who go to church to make themselves feel better for what they did during the week. Find whatever you're looking for and become a happier person, as long as you don't try to convince anyone else you're a saint just because you hop on the wagon and dress up to listen to some "virgin priest"(little boys don't count I guess) trying to hypnotize you one day of the week. Then there is no harm in it. I can't stand when people do shitty things to other people and then instead of apologizing they say, "I know where I stand with God." that's just a shitty person hiding behind a book they don't even live by. Hypocrites. Religion and politics have a lot in common. Maybe that's why a lot of politicians claim to be religious.
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                                    • konck
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 10-17-06
                                      • 12554

                                      #19
                                      I go every week ....it puts good thoughts in your head...try it
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                                      • tunaguitar76
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 10-30-08
                                        • 778

                                        #20
                                        no but i drive by them all the time
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                                        • HauntingTheHoly
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 04-28-10
                                          • 1397

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by konck
                                          I go every week ....it puts good thoughts in your head...try it
                                          Being told you are personally responsible for a guy being NAILED TO SOME BOARDS is a good thought?
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                                          • starfire
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-24-10
                                            • 17045

                                            #22
                                            My church is....
                                            The N-f-l
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                                            • dijamantu
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                                              • 09-07-11
                                              • 15

                                              #23
                                              Gamblers going to church
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                                              • Glitch
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                                                • 07-08-09
                                                • 11795

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by dijamantu
                                                Gamblers going to church
                                                actually does sound like a good strategy...
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                                                • D3 Mighty Ducks
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                                                  • 12-17-09
                                                  • 11939

                                                  #25
                                                  I used to...until I got hooked on the NFL.
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                                                  • OTL
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                                                    • 03-08-10
                                                    • 2433

                                                    #26
                                                    Haven't been able to in years, always working Sunday morning. Otherwise would probably still go once a while.
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                                                    • neverstoppers23
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-26-09
                                                      • 6302

                                                      #27
                                                      no sir, i don't believe in any christian manifestation of god.
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