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  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #1
    People who need to be told
    I'm thinking Thursday is a good day for clueing in the clueless in the world of sports, betting or whatever.



    Philly Flyers GM Bob Clarke - Pat Quinn gets fired and you make an f-bomb laced tirade against the Leafs ending with this gem: "There's got to be some loyalty in this business."

    Remember the late Roger Neilson? Hall of Fame coach that was behind the bench for you a few years back? Remember how he got your team off to a great start but was forced to stop working to get cancer treatment? So you put the assistant coach in charge. Remember how Roger recovered from his treatment quickly but, because your team had been on a hot spurt against some sub-500 teams you no longer had a job for Roger?

    Loyalty, my fanny.
  • Mudcat
    Restricted User
    • 07-21-05
    • 9287

    #2
    Jenny McCarthy - You're not funny. You've had a hot body since puberty and that's why guys have laughed at your attempts at humor. But you're not actually funny.
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    • Mudcat
      Restricted User
      • 07-21-05
      • 9287

      #3
      Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim - You have the most ridiculous name in sports. Everyone knows it except you. A name like that just makes you seem indecisive and dopey.

      Get your shit together and pick a name.
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      • Willie Bee
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-14-06
        • 15726

        #4
        Good stuff, Mudcat
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        • The Great One
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 02-08-06
          • 792

          #5
          New York Knicks GM Isiah Thomas: He really needs to look at the suicide option and publicly acknowledge he is a moron and that his life has went down hill ever since he made out with Magic. A 5th grade girl could run that team better than he has. He trades away lottery picks on a team that is over 3 times the salry cap, has the highest payroll in the league, gives everyone max. contracts, makes an effort to put cancer on his teams, has the 2nd worse record in the NBA.

          You can't do any worse than he has, can you?
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          • scottyy11
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 03-08-06
            • 693

            #6
            just in the angels have filed for another name change in 2007

            they will be know as

            Los Angeles,Anaheim Angels of Orange County or LAAAOC for short
            currently working on fitting their zipcode and street name in for 2008
            you can email suggestions to dumbassmarketingdepartment@anahiemangels .com
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            • natrass
              SBR MVP
              • 09-14-05
              • 1242

              #7
              They should be called Los Angeles Pitchers, Defenders And New Champions Elect.
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              • bigboydan
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 08-10-05
                • 55420

                #8
                The owner of the AZ. Cardnails Bill Bidwell.

                This guy is getting a new stadium finaly, and he better start making more moves. edgern james was a good start. he needs to continue on that track, but history tells us all that the Az. fans will be let down somehow yet again.
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                • The Great One
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 02-08-06
                  • 792

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bigboydan
                  The owner of the AZ. Cardnails Bill Bidwell.

                  This guy is getting a new stadium finaly, and he better start making more moves. edgern james was a good start. he needs to continue on that track, but history tells us all that the Az. fans will be let down somehow yet again.

                  If Donald Sterling can turn it around, anyone can.
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