Being Unattractive Sucks

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Being Unattractive Sucks
    Phone never rings
  • doublej95
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-26-10
    • 14094

    #2
    sucks being you corbin. glad I'm good looking and don't have your problems.
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    • Tech N9ne
      Restricted User
      • 06-24-11
      • 5366

      #3
      Use your penis pump

      Phone will ring
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      • daybreaker1342
        Restricted User
        • 11-04-11
        • 11

        #4
        Did you know being unattractive is the same thing as being a Moderator????

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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???

          When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it
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          • doublej95
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-26-10
            • 14094

            #6
            Originally posted by jjgold
            Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???

            When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it


            call a fukking dentist and fix those nasty looking teeth.
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            • no1here
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-09
              • 5914

              #7
              wouldn't know, extremely good looking myself
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              • K2daL
                SBR Sharp
                • 01-14-10
                • 290

                #8
                Sucks being jjgold
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                • opie1988
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-12-10
                  • 23429

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Do you guys realize what fukkin killed me???
                  When Opie said I had crooked teeth..I swear that never entered my mind ever until he brought it up and now I am so fukkin conscious of it


                  I had forgotten about that! One of my fave chit-chat memories.

                  Good times.
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                  • Tech N9ne
                    Restricted User
                    • 06-24-11
                    • 5366

                    #10
                    That's why hookers exist

                    Don't be a cheap jew.. Pay for the pussy
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                    • daybreaker1342
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-04-11
                      • 11

                      #11


                      ?????????????

                      WHAT is this?????????????? ? ??
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                      • P.F.Kasooff
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-13-10
                        • 1903

                        #12
                        Just relax and enjoy life!





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                        • beerman2619
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-24-09
                          • 7752

                          #13
                          Whatever Kojack your phone is ringing off the hook
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                          • Deuce
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 01-12-08
                            • 29843

                            #14
                            Tic tac prick
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                            • ttwarrior1
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 06-23-09
                              • 28462

                              #15
                              jj you ever thought it could be your personality also??

                              Your wanting sex on 1st date, go pickup some chick at target or dollar store that dresses pretty nice around 35 to 40 years old, medium build, medium hair, no bar women
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                              • daybreaker1342
                                Restricted User
                                • 11-04-11
                                • 11

                                #16
                                what is down there???? ? why is it so bushy and dark????

                                i dont even see anything but shadows????? ? ?

                                JJGOLD?? ?
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                                • RealSlimShady
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-24-07
                                  • 6249

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by daybreaker1342


                                  ?????????????

                                  WHAT is this?????????????? ? ??

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                                  • TR88
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 06-10-10
                                    • 9364

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by daybreaker1342
                                    Did you know being unattractive is the same thing as being a Moderator????

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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21326

                                      #19
                                      Don't worry.. I'm a big Latino hunk and my phone never rings either.... The problem is we are degenerate shut-in gamblers...
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                                      • hawley
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 05-10-10
                                        • 14270

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                                        Don't worry.. I'm a big Latino hunk and my phone never rings either.... The problem is we are degenerate shut-in gamblers...
                                        You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

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                                        • King Mayan
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-22-10
                                          • 21326

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by hawley
                                          You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

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                                          • PAULYPOKER
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 12-06-08
                                            • 36581

                                            #22
                                            This thread beats all the rest................................


                                            OMG!.................
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                                            • TR88
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 06-10-10
                                              • 9364

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by hawley
                                              You are 5ft and fat, trying to move dodgy roids to guidos.

                                              yo nz fuk, u fukked me on that deal with the goats there were only 8 instead of 10 like u said, call me and explain or else
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                                              • Roadtrip635
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-07-10
                                                • 6129

                                                #24
                                                You're quite a catch for some lucky lady, coach.

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                                                • will2survive
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-26-09
                                                  • 8099

                                                  #25
                                                  you keep ignoring me JJ. Shave the head and grow a goatee. You need a tan also, look kind of pale. You don't know how to make your best look come out. A horseshoe is unappealing to women unless you're a rich businessman. You control everything. Do what I said. Worse case scenario, the horseshoe grows back.
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                                                  • Salmon Steak
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 03-05-10
                                                    • 2110

                                                    #26
                                                    Well, you got nothing to lose... get in the ring. Jews have a proud history as boxers.
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                                                    • jjaycuny
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-01-11
                                                      • 1617

                                                      #27
                                                      just make sure you vote November 8th to legalize sports betting in AC and race tracks in NJ

                                                      you'll be jussstt fine.
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                                                      • QuantumLeap
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-22-08
                                                        • 6880

                                                        #28
                                                        Corbin you attention whore! You've been told this a long time ago.
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                                                        • freeVICK
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 01-21-08
                                                          • 7114

                                                          #29
                                                          No doubt jj has a snaggle tooth or two
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                                                          • JoshB
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 03-24-11
                                                            • 354

                                                            #30
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                                                            • lesterdymond
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-25-11
                                                              • 2361

                                                              #31
                                                              I'm not buyin it JJ.. But if your serious,

                                                              Set up a profile online with POF, Match, eharmony, sites like that. There is plenty of tail out there needin some lovin..The old ways don't work any more. Lower your standards, spend a little time rappin to a Milf or chubby on video chat, then boom she is readin you tomorrows lines while your hittin from the back.

                                                              And trust me if you don't mind tappin a hefer, your phone will NOT stop ringing
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                                                              • Tech N9ne
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 06-24-11
                                                                • 5366

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Roadtrip635
                                                                You're quite a catch for some lucky lady, coach.

                                                                road trip you would hit that and you know it
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                                                                • ThaTopMoron
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 04-30-10
                                                                  • 27020

                                                                  #33
                                                                  that sucks JJ. i don't know how to help you. time machine, surgery... or the easy one. be really rich and flaunt it lol
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                                                                  • brahmabull117
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-08-10
                                                                    • 8622

                                                                    #34
                                                                    JJ I'll love you
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      unreal

                                                                      fukkin buried

                                                                      some guys got it and some guys dont
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