Who Hasnt Renewed There PRO Status Because They're Fukkin Broke...
not me boys...no way...fukk that...
I cant fukkin pick winners...
but no way in hell was I gonna get "ragged" for being broke...
Mikail
SBR Posting Legend
07-19-09
21689
#2
Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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saints7011
SBR Hall of Famer
09-21-09
5544
#3
Originally posted by Mikail
Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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Mikail
SBR Posting Legend
07-19-09
21689
#4
Originally posted by saints7011
Would you like proof of my deposit?
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Masu485
SBR Hall of Famer
08-14-08
7700
#5
I can't renew mine because I only play at Matchbook now and can't use them for pro status.
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mrmarket
SBR MVP
01-26-10
4953
#6
I'm broke too. Christmas is rolling around so I'll be alright. You can never give up.
I have a Christmas reload business plan in place though:
1) Beginning of December go around to all the public telephones and rip off the receivers and coin boxes
+$50.00
2) Go to dollar store buy some red paint and brush -$2.00
3) See a mom buying pretty Christmas dress with white fringe for daughter. Knock her the fukk out.
+$140 CASH MONEY in purse+ 500 cash ATM before cards shut down + dress
4) Paint phone receivers red rip off white fringe from dress and past them on $0.00
5) Find Salvation Army bell ringer dressed like santa. Knock him the fukk out with pot. Take santa clothing. Quick pinch if mood strikes. +$300
6) December 24 dress as Santa bring phone receivers to orphanages. Tell kids they are Santa's special phone to get presents. Sell at profit while casing location(s) +$5.00
7) December 24 night raid gifts from well meaning simpletons. Sell at flea market fishhead recomends. +$4000
NET $4993
Back in the game never give up boys!
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WvGambler
SBR Posting Legend
04-19-10
11618
#7
I only play at heritage now.
There's a lot of guys on here who deposited 200 and are still broke. 200 dollars is a rough night at the bar.
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#8
mrmarket, pinch Santa?
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#9
i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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saints7011
SBR Hall of Famer
09-21-09
5544
#10
Originally posted by raydog
i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
you should get the boyfriend kicked out...
and then you can move in with the hoodrat...
what she look like...
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yisman
SBR Aristocracy
09-01-08
75682
#11
Originally posted by raydog
i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
[quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
[/quote]
[quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#12
Broke
Want to be a pro bad
Will do anything
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King Mayan
SBR Posting Legend
09-22-10
21326
#13
Originally posted by raydog
i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#14
Sent my renewal in the same day as the I received the PM.
Nice work Saints!
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#15
Originally posted by saints7011
you should get the boyfriend kicked out...
and then you can move in with the hoodrat...
what she look like...
just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
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saints7011
SBR Hall of Famer
09-21-09
5544
#16
Originally posted by raydog
just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
yea , fukk that goofy bastard...
you should take his girlfriend...
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Bluehorseshoe
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-06
15004
#17
I'm strictly locals now so I don't see the reason to do it.
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letsgo
SBR MVP
03-27-10
2204
#18
To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#19
Its all about being pro here
We non pros are looked down upon
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saints7011
SBR Hall of Famer
09-21-09
5544
#20
Originally posted by letsgo
To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
raydog , is ^^^^^ him...
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jarvol
SBR Hall of Famer
09-13-10
6074
#21
Originally posted by jjgold
Broke
Want to be a pro bad
Will do anything
Work?
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raydog
SBR Hall of Famer
11-07-07
6984
#22
haha...i totally agree, saints...
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#23
paco.. I noticed he wasnt pro and was stunned.
paco, just buy a $200 house in detroit and flip it for $400 and youll be back in the game
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firedawg
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
10-08-08
39219
#24
i tried, but im not redopositing into 5crimes.
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ProfaneReality
SBR Hall of Famer
04-14-09
7607
#25
you have about a dozen other choices, doesnt have to be 5d
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82839
#26
I tried to deposit to my original book without luck so unfortunately I will have to lose the privilege. It was fun for a year and I thank SBR for introducing this program but all good things must come to an end for me.
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robmpink
SBR Posting Legend
01-09-07
13205
#27
Saints, do you ever make your lady dress up like the cheer leaders in the movie Drumline?
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Glitch
SBR Posting Legend
07-08-09
11795
#28
Originally posted by letsgo
To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
cole,
you can use the same book now if you do it before your renewal period expires
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Boxer300
SBR Sharp
02-17-10
498
#29
I never got it to begin with because I already had accounts open at all the major books before they invented this Pro thing. Guess if you have been here a while you get the shaft
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SportsMushroom
SBR MVP
09-28-10
4177
#30
Originally posted by saints7011
yea , fukk that goofy bastard... you should take his girlfriend...
says the guy with the goofiest line ever over his avatar