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  • saints7011
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-21-09
    • 5544

    #1
    Who Hasnt Renewed There PRO Status Because They're Fukkin Broke...
    not me boys...no way...fukk that...

    I cant fukkin pick winners...

    but no way in hell was I gonna get "ragged" for being broke...
  • Mikail
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-19-09
    • 21689

    #2
    Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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    • saints7011
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-21-09
      • 5544

      #3
      Originally posted by Mikail
      Not me. Matter of fact I just made a deposit few days ago.
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      • Mikail
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-19-09
        • 21689

        #4
        Originally posted by saints7011
        Would you like proof of my deposit?
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        • Masu485
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-14-08
          • 7700

          #5
          I can't renew mine because I only play at Matchbook now and can't use them for pro status.
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          • mrmarket
            SBR MVP
            • 01-26-10
            • 4953

            #6
            I'm broke too. Christmas is rolling around so I'll be alright. You can never give up.

            I have a Christmas reload business plan in place though:

            1) Beginning of December go around to all the public telephones and rip off the receivers and coin boxes
            +$50.00
            2) Go to dollar store buy some red paint and brush -$2.00
            3) See a mom buying pretty Christmas dress with white fringe for daughter. Knock her the fukk out.
            +$140 CASH MONEY in purse+ 500 cash ATM before cards shut down + dress
            4) Paint phone receivers red rip off white fringe from dress and past them on $0.00
            5) Find Salvation Army bell ringer dressed like santa. Knock him the fukk out with pot. Take santa clothing. Quick pinch if mood strikes. +$300
            6) December 24 dress as Santa bring phone receivers to orphanages. Tell kids they are Santa's special phone to get presents. Sell at profit while casing location(s) +$5.00
            7) December 24 night raid gifts from well meaning simpletons. Sell at flea market fishhead recomends. +$4000

            NET $4993
            Back in the game never give up boys!
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            • WvGambler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-19-10
              • 11618

              #7
              I only play at heritage now.

              There's a lot of guys on here who deposited 200 and are still broke. 200 dollars is a rough night at the bar.
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              • yisman
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-01-08
                • 75682

                #8
                mrmarket, pinch Santa?
                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                [/quote]

                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • raydog
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-07-07
                  • 6984

                  #9
                  i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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                  • saints7011
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-21-09
                    • 5544

                    #10
                    Originally posted by raydog
                    i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
                    you should get the boyfriend kicked out...

                    and then you can move in with the hoodrat...

                    what she look like...
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                    • yisman
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-01-08
                      • 75682

                      #11
                      Originally posted by raydog
                      i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
                      [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                      [/quote]

                      [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12
                        Broke

                        Want to be a pro bad

                        Will do anything
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                        • King Mayan
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-22-10
                          • 21326

                          #13
                          Originally posted by raydog
                          i used to get money from this hoodrat ive been banging for a while, but her boyfriend keeps losing her paychecks every week cus he has a bad gambling problem and is a bookies wet dream... so i havent been able to get money from her lately...
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                          • BIGDAY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 02-17-10
                            • 48245

                            #14
                            Sent my renewal in the same day as the I received the PM.

                            Nice work Saints!
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                            • raydog
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-07-07
                              • 6984

                              #15
                              Originally posted by saints7011
                              you should get the boyfriend kicked out...

                              and then you can move in with the hoodrat...

                              what she look like...
                              just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
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                              • saints7011
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-21-09
                                • 5544

                                #16
                                Originally posted by raydog
                                just some goofy white kid...sometimes when she does her walk of shame from my place, i feel bad for him
                                yea , fukk that goofy bastard...

                                you should take his girlfriend...
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                                • Bluehorseshoe
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 07-13-06
                                  • 15004

                                  #17
                                  I'm strictly locals now so I don't see the reason to do it.
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                                  • letsgo
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 03-27-10
                                    • 2204

                                    #18
                                    To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      Its all about being pro here
                                      We non pros are looked down upon
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                                      • saints7011
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-21-09
                                        • 5544

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by letsgo
                                        To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
                                        raydog , is ^^^^^ him...
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                                        • jarvol
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-13-10
                                          • 6074

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                          Broke

                                          Want to be a pro bad

                                          Will do anything
                                          Work?
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                                          • raydog
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-07-07
                                            • 6984

                                            #22
                                            haha...i totally agree, saints...
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                                            • ProfaneReality
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 04-14-09
                                              • 7607

                                              #23
                                              paco.. I noticed he wasnt pro and was stunned.

                                              paco, just buy a $200 house in detroit and flip it for $400 and youll be back in the game
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                                              • firedawg
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 10-08-08
                                                • 39219

                                                #24
                                                i tried, but im not redopositing into 5crimes.
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                                                • ProfaneReality
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-14-09
                                                  • 7607

                                                  #25
                                                  you have about a dozen other choices, doesnt have to be 5d
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82839

                                                    #26
                                                    I tried to deposit to my original book without luck so unfortunately I will have to lose the privilege. It was fun for a year and I thank SBR for introducing this program but all good things must come to an end for me.
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                                                    • robmpink
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-09-07
                                                      • 13205

                                                      #27
                                                      Saints, do you ever make your lady dress up like the cheer leaders in the movie Drumline?
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                                                      • Glitch
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-08-09
                                                        • 11795

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by letsgo
                                                        To renew your status is it the same steps as signing up the first time, but you have to use a different book?
                                                        cole,

                                                        you can use the same book now if you do it before your renewal period expires
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                                                        • Boxer300
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 02-17-10
                                                          • 498

                                                          #29
                                                          I never got it to begin with because I already had accounts open at all the major books before they invented this Pro thing. Guess if you have been here a while you get the shaft
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                                                          • SportsMushroom
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 09-28-10
                                                            • 4177

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by saints7011
                                                            yea , fukk that goofy bastard... you should take his girlfriend...
                                                            says the guy with the goofiest line ever over his avatar
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                                                            • Robber
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 10-21-09
                                                              • 6432

                                                              #31
                                                              obamaismyuncle
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