Homeless woman tries to strip for cash

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  • bigboydan
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-10-05
    • 55420

    #1
    Homeless woman tries to strip for cash
    When I read this story I couldn't help but to think of Iwin.

    Homeless woman tries to strip for cash

    Helping those less fortunate is always a noble cause and it brings good karma. Homeless people need to eat, and if they have a habit, they need money to support that habit and many will do “strange” things to get it. You always see the ones with signs asking for money, but I’ve also seen a homeless man do over one hundred push-ups on concrete in front of a nightclub just for some change. It was impressive.

    But I’ve never heard of a homeless person doing what Natalie Behnke of Clearwater Florida did.

    According to the St. Pete Times, Behnke, a homeless person, entered the Baby Dolls strip club in Tampa Bay and began stripping to earn some cash. There was just one problem, Behnke wasn’t employed by the Baby Dolls club- she wasn’t even a stripper!

    The story gets worse, not only did she not get to keep the money, but she was arrested and fined $450 for her actions. You know you’re destined to be homeless when you actually end up losing money for taking your clothes off.

    Now, you hate to pile on a woman who is already homeless and clearly desperate, but c’mon.

    As the report goes, no one in the establishment was impressed with Behnke performance or appearance I’m guessing.

    All this just goes to show that being a stripper involves more than just taking your clothes off and shaking what you got. They’re professionals. From my observations, stripping and Pole dancing isn’t easy. It takes strength, skill, some athletic ability, and a body people would actually want to pay to see naked.
  • NYSportsGuy210
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-07-09
    • 11347

    #2
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    • konck
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 10-17-06
      • 12554

      #3
      She must have had a little crusty dirt around the hole
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      • HAPPY BOY
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-10-05
        • 7109

        #4
        damn Big Boy Dan whats up guy. Didn't know u were back.
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        • COYLO
          SBR MVP
          • 10-18-10
          • 2844

          #5
          Originally posted by konck
          She must have had a little crusty dirt around the hole
          FFS konck i almost threw up at that comment
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          • Cap dat 4ss
            Restricted User
            • 10-11-10
            • 3665

            #6
            Her anus was probably dirty like Rods girl
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            • Glitch
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 07-08-09
              • 11795

              #7
              Originally posted by Cap dat 4ss
              Her anus was probably dirty like Rods girl

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              • BookiesBernanke
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 12-09-10
                • 849

                #8
                Originally posted by Cap dat 4ss
                Her anus was probably dirty like Rods girl
                It probably was Rods girl
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                • birdmanweezy
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-18-10
                  • 4635

                  #9
                  will somebody put a leash on zetas gilf please
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                  • itchypickle
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-05-09
                    • 21452

                    #10
                    Originally posted by BookiesBernanke
                    It probably was Rods girl
                    Or it WAS Rod - mistaken for a frail girl in his lipstick again by bystanders
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                    • the_orangekat
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-08-07
                      • 1267

                      #11
                      Probably seen worse than her at some of the Jacksonville strip clubs.
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                      • Ethan
                        Restricted User
                        • 02-14-11
                        • 375

                        #12
                        World changes since its existence
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                        • bigboydan
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 55420

                          #13
                          Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                          damn Big Boy Dan whats up guy. Didn't know u were back.
                          Just returned to SBR this week. How's you been sir?
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                          • seaborneq
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-08-06
                            • 22556

                            #14
                            Originally posted by konck
                            She must have had a little crusty dirt around the hole
                            I'll let you know when I stop laughing. LOL.
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                            • Mr KLC
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-19-07
                              • 31019

                              #15
                              Maybe she would have some better luck on the subway.

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