The NFL God is Back

[ssk13809]

here's an idea....why don't you post your plays only?

i really don't care what your homosexual lover is playing.

Because we share a bankroll

[ssk13809]

Thats all I wanted to know since I couldn't be bothered reading 14 pages of shit.

Yeah nothing wrong with my conclusion, people just bein stupid and hatin

[cheddar327]

you both can share intimate moments, long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, toothbrushes, dildos......who cares!

i just want your winning picks! kapeesh?

[ssk13809]

you both can share intimate moments, long walks on the beach, candle-lit dinners, toothbrushes, dildos......who cares!

i just want your winning picks! kapeesh?

Yeah I know I'm the best, but then how about you only play the plays I say are mine? It's not like I reveal after the game which plays were mine and which weren't. If I say it's my play (which I always do), don't tail it then. Not that complicated.

[ScottLocke]

Here I'll make you understand better:

My plays: 0-1
My partner's plays: 0-3
Total plays: 0-4
Total Bankroll losses: -11.8

Does this make it easier to understand? Or do you need a tutor? When I say I am going to post mine and my partner's plays. And then I say this play is my partners. Then why should I count it in my personal record? Are you seriously that stupid?

I think I need a tutor. Do you think you could send over your tutor team to help me out?

[Cap dat 4ss]

The easy thing here would be to no longer post your partners plays That way we can keep things straight

[Kindred]

Instead of trolling internet forums and giving your partner hand jobs shouldn't you be working on next weeks games and trying to get the best line?

[ssk13809]

The easy thing here would be to no longer post your partners plays That way we can keep things straight

Maybe you're right. But I don't see how hard it is to understand "These are my partner's plays:" right at the post of my partners plays. Really? Maybe I was overestimating the IQ of the average SBR poster

[ssk13809]

Instead of trolling internet forums and giving your partner hand jobs shouldn't you be working on next weeks games and trying to get the best line?

That's what rookies/newbies/amateurs do on Sunday night

[Pete0]

SSK, which week do your locks kick in ?? Will you make a new thread when it does please ?

Thanks

[ssk13809]

SSK, which week do your locks kick in ?? Will you make a new thread when it does please ?

Thanks

Here is someone who remembers last year a little bit...You know how I barely play the 1st few weeks in the NFL (for these very reasons)...

I'm not sure. I'm still not confident enough to make an ATS pick, and LOCKs would definitely come after them. I mean these picks are special since they go 70% long-term (ATS) and 90% long-term (LOCKs). And obviously it also depends on what the lines are...but I can predict:

1st ATS Play: Week 3
1st LOCK: Week 5


Honestly, though they do call me the ATS ATM, Teasers are my thing (Hence, Teaser Tiger), and if I'm still struggling with Teasers (though it was just 1 game), I'm just not in ATS shape yet. It's still way too early in the season for me.

But you know by mid-season, I'll have 1 LOCK per week, 2-4 ATS plays per week, and Teasers everywhere. That's when I'm in full season stride and the most dominant.

[HauntingTheHoly]

So my Sunday Summary:



2 Team Teaser
Pit +7.5
NO +10.5
Loss 5.5 Units


Partner's Plays:
Loss 6.3 Units



Total Losses: -11.8 Units



And that precisely and accurately sums up my Sunday. 0-1. -11.8 units (mostly due to my partner)
Anyone making any conclusions made off a 0-1 start, is f*ucking retarded. Sorry.
Besides, the ATS ATM hasn't even played 1 ATS play yet. I'm 70% ATS long-term.

I realize you're a troll or someones ghost, but I'll play along b/c it's fun.

Did you know I'm 100% ATS long term? Since you're allowed to claim 100 bets is "long term" and define that however you want, so am I. I just went 3-0-1 this week. I now plan to QUIT and repeat my claim in your thread all season long. I rule and dominate you absolutely, and there is nothing you can do! FUKING PWNED.

Oh I did almost forget to mention that I share a bank account with my little brother. He's nine years old and requires me to submit his plays for him. He went 0-15-1 this week and he bets five units a play instead of just one, for some reason, but that doesn't matter at all b/c my point is only that I WIN ONE HUNDRED PERCENT and will end up being a "God" in life for this reason. It makes sense, if you think about it.

[ssk13809]

I realize you're a troll or someones ghost, but I'll play along b/c it's fun.

Did you know I'm 100% ATS long term? Since you're allowed to claim 100 bets is "long term" and define that however you want, so am I. I just went 3-0-1 this week. I now plan to QUIT and repeat my claim in your thread all season long. I rule and dominate you absolutely, and there is nothing you can do! FUKING PWNED.

Oh I did almost forget to mention that I share a bank account with my little brother. He's nine years old and requires me to submit his plays for him. He went 0-15-1 this week and he bets five units a play instead of just one, for some reason, but that doesn't matter at all b/c my point is only that I WIN ONE HUNDRED PERCENT and will end up being a "God" in life for this reason. It makes sense, if you think about it.

a) I'm not quitting all season. So, if you were trying to mock me in the 1st paragraph, you failed horribly. I am not doing what you are doing.

b) Well if you specified those were your brother plays when you posted them, then congrats for going 3-0 while your brother struggled. Though sucks you as a family still lost money. Too bad.

c) I'm not a troll or a ghost

[GoCougs!]

This thread is so damned entertaining. Last year was fun....this year should be as well. Kind of seems like a slap fight at recess between a bunch of 8 year olds.

[mrlegend28]

whats funny is if the partner went 3-0, he's be touting them as his picks. WHat an epic start to a failing season. Good luck, good forward to your future picks

[BetterBizness]

so my sunday summary:



2 team teaser
pit +7.5
no +10.5
loss 5.5 units


partner's plays:
loss 6.3 units



total losses: -11.8 units



and that precisely and accurately sums up my sunday. 0-1. -11.8 units (mostly due to my partner)
anyone making any conclusions made off a 0-1 start, is f*ucking retarded. Sorry.
Besides, the ats atm hasn't even played 1 ats play yet. I'm 70% ats long-term.

$58,000???

[BetterBizness]

#1 thing i have learned on this site.... dodge picks from a guy that feels the need to defend himself to everyone that has something to say



Just make your plays and let them speak for you...

this thread would die then.. and I would be sad... I humbly disagree...

[William Walters]

tard

[big0mar]

Maybe you're right. But I don't see how hard it is to understand "These are my partner's plays:" right at the post of my partners plays. Really? Maybe I was overestimating the IQ of the average SBR poster

No, you weren't estimating anything other than the potential to manipulate your record in order to gain financially from posters here. The fact that you have two sets of picks, one of which goes under the guise of your "partner" should really explain it all.

You've been running this act for a while, most regulars here know whats going on. They are just trying to expose you to those that haven't been around long enough.

[MartinBlank]

No, you weren't estimating anything other than the potential to manipulate your record in order to gain financially from posters here. The fact that you have two sets of picks, one of which goes under the guise of your "partner" should really explain it all.

You've been running this act for a while, most regulars here know whats going on. They are just trying to expose you to those that haven't been around long enough.

[Full Time Hobo]

Damn Big0mar

[belvedere86]

come on. leave this stupid kid alone. we all know he's a fraud and sucks bigtime

[DrStale]

Honestly, though they do call me the ATS ATM

Please name "they"

[Blackroc78]

ssk13809 your a fraud!

[Brutus84]

I was hoping his PROP TEAM would have a MNF prop listed. Really looking at hard at Bradys completions. I think it is at 23.5 Its about his average but I see lots of short passes just hoping Miami can score some points.

[Gilly86]

I can't decide if it's more sad or hilarious seeing everybody in here taking ssk seriously enough to be offended by him and want to lash out and bash him. He is having fun at your expense while you think you're actually insulting him. It just makes you guys look like clowns with IQs of 70.


That being said BOL everyone. Looking forward to the picks Teaser Tiger

[mstone897]

I can't decide if it's more sad or hilarious seeing everybody in here taking ssk seriously enough to be offended by him and want to lash out and bash him. He is having fun at your expense while you think you're actually insulting him. It just makes you guys look like clowns with IQs of 70.


That being said BOL everyone. Looking forward to the picks Teaser Tiger

I think it's the exact opposite. I don't believe any one is offended by him. Most here are poking fun at him while he gets on and feels the need to defend himself against every accusation no matter how ridiculous it is.

[Jordan23]

This will be interesting. Good luck to you though!

[wtf]

I think it's the exact opposite. I don't believe any one is offended by him. Most here are poking fun at him while he gets on and feels the need to defend himself against every accusation no matter how ridiculous it is.

this

proof being him PM'ing martin begging him to stay out of his thread, desperately trying to look credible

[Tree Rollins]

If ssk's "partner" had went 3-0, everyone would be telling him he sucks and the plays aren't even his so they shouldn't count towards his record/units.

[Tree Rollins]

I can't decide if it's more sad or hilarious seeing everybody in here taking ssk seriously enough to be offended by him and want to lash out and bash him. He is having fun at your expense while you think you're actually insulting him. It just makes you guys look like clowns with IQs of 70. That being said BOL everyone. Looking forward to the picks Teaser Tiger

Sharp post. That's just my opinion though. I hope nothing changes in this thread b/c i love it. Everyone, please continue doing exactly what you're doing.

[kramerthekid]

who you like next week SSK?

[ssk13809]

No, you weren't estimating anything other than the potential to manipulate your record in order to gain financially from posters here. The fact that you have two sets of picks, one of which goes under the guise of your "partner" should really explain it all.

You've been running this act for a while, most regulars here know whats going on. They are just trying to expose you to those that haven't been around long enough.

This guy still thinks I'm trying to get money from people. Yeah man totally people will start buying it when I call myself the Teaser Tiger. The joke is on you. Besides, why does I guy who can hit 70% ATS need extra income? If I wanted money I could just bet more, and that's what I do.

[ssk13809]

If ssk's "partner" had went 3-0, everyone would be telling him he sucks and the plays aren't even his so they shouldn't count towards his record/units.

Exactly. And instead I am doing what is fair ,and exactly what I said I would do. I counted the picks towards my units, but not record since they aren't my picks, exactly like I said.

[ssk13809]

Anyways, looking to rebound from my 0-1 start. That should be the worst week in the NFL for me this season. Each week I get better though, I learn more and more about each team. By week 5-6 I should be in full gear.