The scariest moment from the SBR bash

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  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #1
    The scariest moment from the SBR bash
    Standing talking with Extra Innings:

    Me: ya I told blackies assistant he owes me $500
    EI: Ya.....that shit will get you killed
    Me: "laughing"
    EI: "serious face"

    So ya.....Blackie doesn't owe me $500
  • Cappy
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 07-26-08
    • 784

    #2
    I got one that was pretty scary...

    My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

    Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
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    • onlooker
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-10-05
      • 36572

      #3
      Originally posted by Cappy
      I got one that was pretty scary...

      My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

      Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
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      • SBR_John
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 07-12-05
        • 16471

        #4
        Originally posted by Cappy
        I got one that was pretty scary...

        My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

        Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
        WTF??
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        • Iwinyourmoney
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-18-07
          • 18368

          #5
          We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy"

          We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt.

          The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
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          • mikejamm
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-24-09
            • 11047

            #6
            Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
            We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy" We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt. The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
            Talk about gett'in the nuts!Check that skirt before you buy!
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82839

              #7
              I would have thought that when Iwin had sex with the prostitute would have been the scariest moment at the bash.
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              • BIGDAY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 02-17-10
                • 48245

                #8
                Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy"

                We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt.

                The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
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                • harlee71
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-02-09
                  • 7202

                  #9
                  Things I will never say again.

                  We were at a point where the fish were biting and blitty had to untangle some hooks, and was having a hard time with the big fishing pole. I walk over to him and say, "let me hold your rod." As soon as I said it, I felt sick, I just went back and sat down. I will never utter those words again!
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                  • jose21_us
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-24-10
                    • 3844

                    #10
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                    • 20Four7
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 04-08-07
                      • 6703

                      #11
                      Originally posted by harlee71
                      Things I will never say again.

                      We were at a point where the fish were biting and blitty had to untangle some hooks, and was having a hard time with the big fishing pole. I walk over to him and say, "let me hold your rod." As soon as I said it, I felt sick, I just went back and sat down. I will never utter those words again!
                      That was priceless, the look on your face immediately after you said it.

                      Coming back Monday night from Il Returno restaurant from dinner, Keith looks at this "chica" on the street corner, I said "that's a dude", he says no way, cabby says si senor, un hombre he looks like he's gonna puke his dinner up. I only knew because my guy drove me through there the night before and warned me most of them were dudes.
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                      • babyjesus
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 03-17-11
                        • 994

                        #12
                        lmao
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                        • Marigold HD
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-03-07
                          • 5053

                          #13
                          A lot of gayness happening!?!?!?
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                          • pico
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 04-05-07
                            • 27321

                            #14
                            hahaha
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                            • Brock Landers
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 06-30-08
                              • 45359

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                              We had 5 deep in a taxi and saw a hooker sitting in the town square. The taxi driver said "lady boy" We look over, the hooker spreads her legs and grabs "it's" dick from under its skirt. The whole cab started screaming like somebody killed our dog
                              i bet MUG was into that!
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                              • Iwinyourmoney
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-18-07
                                • 18368

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                i bet MUG was into that!
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  I wish Mug would of hooked up with a TS and got released on.... Would of been classic.
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • Dax
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-21-11
                                    • 2270

                                    #18
                                    THis is some funny shit... I wonder why in hell you guys were around the morazan in the first place...
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                                    • Iwinyourmoney
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 04-18-07
                                      • 18368

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dax
                                      THis is some funny shit... I wonder why in hell you guys were around the morazan in the first place...
                                      Cab from sportsman to del ray
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                                      • FreeFall
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-20-08
                                        • 3365

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by flyingillini
                                        I wish Mug would of hooked up with a TS and got released on.... Would of been classic.
                                        how do the fake dongs release? Do they grow and shrink too?

                                        God I don't think I even wanna know the answer to these questions.
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                                        • Cappy
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 07-26-08
                                          • 784

                                          #21
                                          You have to stick to the chicks in the bars, the ones on the street are almost all dudes....
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                                          • flyingillini
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-06-06
                                            • 41219

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by FreeFall
                                            how do the fake dongs release? Do they grow and shrink too?

                                            God I don't think I even wanna know the answer to these questions.
                                            No clue, but I will paypal Iwin $350 if he can send me a video of a TS releasing all over Mug's face. He can either be hopped up on clauvo or passed out, either one...
                                            המוסד‎
                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                            • 305GURU
                                              Restricted User
                                              • 10-04-10
                                              • 1038

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Cappy
                                              You have to stick to the chicks in the bars, the ones on the street are almost all dudes....
                                              i stuck to the del rey and beatle bar
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                                              • onlooker
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 36572

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by flyingillini
                                                No clue, but I will paypal Iwin $350 if he can send me a video of a TS releasing all over Mug's face. He can either be hopped up on clauvo or passed out, either one...
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                                                • fishmonger
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 12-31-08
                                                  • 1492

                                                  #25
                                                  My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #26
                                                    How much were the chicas/chicos chargering in Costa Rica?
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                                                    • Rod_M
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-31-09
                                                      • 1282

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                      My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
                                                      We have a winner....that is the scariest
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                                                      • Hoja Verdes
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-23-06
                                                        • 1403

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                        My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
                                                        Odds of these outcomes: +3000, +3000, -7500....take a wild guess at which one is the favorite.
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                                                        • spankie
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                          • 9992

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                          My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
                                                          Must have been using one of those SBR condoms.
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                                                          • pavyracer
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 04-12-07
                                                            • 82839

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                            My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
                                                            Or you can get all three. Twins boy and girl and an STD!
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                                                            • yisman
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 09-01-08
                                                              • 75682

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Cappy
                                                              I got one that was pretty scary...

                                                              My buddy is checking out some chick near the del ray and the cab driver says "Es un hombre"

                                                              Cabby definitely avoided a much scarier moment. "mucho gracias"
                                                              I think you mean Cappy
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                                                              • Junkyard Dog
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 03-12-07
                                                                • 4552

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by fishmonger
                                                                My condom broke on one of the chicas. So there is a small chance I got one of three things. A baby boy on the way, a baby girl on the way or a STD. Still a little scared. For real no joking.
                                                                damn bro
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