Thinking about going tout.

[iifold]

Now you are the right track Patty...

I will add you to the list of posters that will one day be "The Organization"

[Matches Malone]

I would give a free month trial to show you what I am all about. 99% of plays are underdogs. Long term successful handicapper but failure managing his money.Give me your opinions on this matter.

Would charge per pick as I am a low volume capper maybe $5 per play.

[raydog]

why are people giving patty a hard time? the kid is EASILY one of the better bases cappers on this site....i see 2, maybe 3 guys in this thread that are even in Pattys league and they concentrate on other sports... nothing wrong with following the guys picks...just dont bet the same amounts he does and you will make money...

[minet123]

I think Patty good capper but here is problem:

He looks like he belongs on police blotter, banged up and lots of scratches on his face.

It could hurt him marketing wise.

Patty i think I could set you up with the lucrative 2nd and Indiana corner
5:30 AM till 9:30 AM
It's usually all white girls getting well before they head downtown to work
you get $60 on every bundle you sell...less my small %
plus look outs and runners are provided
And i will set you up with an grande account run out of the barber shop
I wont vouch for you
but you can hustle all morning and gamble all night on an even +

[tony_come]

Too many haters here

i tell my kids

failure is the key to success. It's not a life and death situation. Have fun and the most important thing here is learn from the experience.

[CanuckG]

smart idea

go get em kid

[crustyme]

why are people giving patty a hard time? the kid is EASILY one of the better bases cappers on this site....i see 2, maybe 3 guys in this thread that are even in Pattys league and they concentrate on other sports... nothing wrong with following the guys picks...just dont bet the same amounts he does and you will make money...

I hope youre joking.

ive posted over 400 baseball picks, hitting 54% and up 90 units. and i don't even consider myself top 5. but you think this clueless twerp is the best?

[raydog]

crusty, pal...did i say he was the best? ...i dont care much for being misquoted...i believe patty has destroyed 54% and he mainly bets dogs...so really, its like eating a filet or eating a can of fukking spam... what he lacks in money discipline, he more than makes up for in his strategy...rarely will you ever see him place a bet where the line has moved against him and he has a good eye for line movement and beats more closers than most here. if you learned to do the same, you should be able to better that 54%... glad to see you winning and keep up the good work.

too much attention is placed on him going broke, being broke and repeating the same stupid shit... the kid has built bankrolls that most here will never see and he has done it by starting with a few hundred bucks or less...im just saying, he has an idea of how to win money...no fukking clue whatsoever how much to bet, but he knows how to make it.

[crustyme]

hitting dogs in baseball is nothing special. even the worst teams win 60 games.

at least 1/3 of my wins have been dogs, hit +170 last couple of picks.

I think apricot has pulled a wool over peoples eyes. all he does is chase steam and go bankrupt every other week. he has more excuses than wins. huge part of being a good gambler is money management and discipline. hes got neither. just like lang he'll be giving out 500 dime chases after a dry spell.

him thinking about going tout is as laughable as brock or jj going tout. well I take that back, brock and jj would provide a valuable fade service.

[CanuckG]

lol he doesn't chase steam

if you're going to accuse him at least make the right assumptions

he won't need money management since he's giving picks not gambling on a shit ton to try and make money

and while you've hit 1/3 dogs every play he does that he wins is dogs

[crustyme]

lol he doesn't chase steam

if you're going to accuse him at least make the right assumptions

he won't need money management since he's giving picks not gambling on a shit ton to try and make money

and while you've hit 1/3 dogs every play he does that he wins is dogs

so he doesnt have faith in his own picks to bet them? so why should anyone else?

again, picking dogs is nothing special in baseball. but u will never win +90 units betting all dogs. which is why a winning day for him is usually just .1 units.

[jjgold]

Patty where you going to get money to start a website than will cost $1000 if you want it done right and accepts paypal and other processors>>

Patty your a broke scarred up mother fukker

I thought you would of learned last time when you got in trouble with a fukkin loan shark and they almost broke your fukkin legs

Fuk me where do you guys come from?????????

Have Canuck G as the face, he looks like Michael Buble and not want fukkin scratch on him and his hair is perfect

Patty you have too many fukkin scars and look like a criminal

[raydog]

crusty, the thread wasnt meant to be taken seriously either... patty knows exactly what people think of him and his gambling and realizes nobody will buy his picks...he is simply entertaining the forum and was expecting all the comments about him... ill back him up when people pile on though...especially when its people with no clue and are just trying to be smart asses...im glad you are winning money and having fun, but the thread simply isnt about you or anyone else who might be having a good season... like i said, keep up the good work homey ...

get em canucker

[CanuckG]

so he doesnt have faith in his own picks to bet them? so why should anyone else?

again, picking dogs is nothing special in baseball. but u will never win +90 units betting all dogs. which is why a winning day for him is usually just .1 units.

lol wtf are you talking about

[Dutch]

1.)Make your slogan be "ONLY $1 A DAY!!!!"
2.)Find 500 people, charge them $30 a month
3.)Hit 50% on dogs
4.)You make $15,000 a month.


So easy, a caveman could do it.

[crustyme]

crusty, the thread wasnt meant to be taken seriously either... patty knows exactly what people think of him and his gambling and realizes nobody will buy his picks...he is simply entertaining the forum and was expecting all the comments about him... ill back him up when people pile on though...especially when its people with no clue and are just trying to be smart asses...im glad you are winning money and having fun, but the thread simply isnt about you or anyone else who might be having a good season... like i said, keep up the good work homey ...

get em canucker

I know its not about me. but when someone says this clueless kid is one of the best, I have to laugh and correct them.

whether he truly meant it or not we will have to wait and see. lots of posters have "joked" about turning tout and did.

[jjgold]

Who is Patty on today>?

[Rod1010]

Could easily go tout ..

I dont have time for it and I can just bet my plays and win for now..

[crustyme]

lol wtf are you talking about

you said he wouldnt go broke once he turns tout cause he wouldnt be betting.

[CanuckG]

you said he wouldnt go broke once he turns tout cause he wouldnt be betting.

i was responding to you saying he'd be making .1 unit taking dogs..

[onetrickpony]

i might go tout too

we will see

[crustyme]

Could easily go tout ..

I dont have time for it and I can just bet my plays and win for now..

why not.

every tom, dick and apricot is.

[onetrickpony]

crusty do u think i should go tout?

[crustyme]

i was responding to you saying he'd be making .1 unit taking dogs..

often times he goes 1-1 and brags about the chump change he won.

[CanuckG]

OTP call me

discussions in the works

[onetrickpony]

OTP call me discussions in the works

yessir

[ZetaPsi808]

fuk it i might go tout too. pony i want an entry level position at your new tout service and at venditto's company

[raydog]

I know its not about me. but when someone says this clueless kid is one of the best, I have to laugh and correct them.

whether he truly meant it or not we will have to wait and see. lots of posters have "joked" about turning tout and did.

i stand by my statement crusty and there is no correction to be made...you are having a decent year and thats great... although he is broke from insisting on going all in on shit...so just because you dont like him, doesnt make him clueless and yes, he is easily one of the better bases cappers this place has because he knows what it takes to be on the right side of the games... the kid is far, very very far, from clueless.

[onetrickpony]

senior tout- venditto
junior tout- zeta
entry level- canuck
nhl specialist- rodney
assistant- pony

ray set the site up pal, fuk SBR were trying to be big time here

[CanuckG]

id be the one running the fukkin site guy already in the works

but this is a 2 man job

[crustyme]

i stand by my statement crusty and there is no correction to be made...you are having a decent year and thats great... although he is broke from insisting on going all in on shit...so just because you dont like him, doesnt make him clueless and yes, he is easily one of the better bases cappers this place has because he knows what it takes to be on the right side of the games... the kid is far, very very far, from clueless.

I actually like the kid. he seems like a decent kid, well except for all the stiffing and the scamming he does.

its just that when it comes to capping he is just a novelty act and nothing more.

[8ArIvd5]

this is like a politician setting up a poll committee to decide if he has the support to run for office

anyone who thinks patricia wouldn't do this is mistaken

i'll pay for your picks, patricia, but you have to give me the picks first

[ZetaPsi808]

patty said if i fund operation i can be CEO and head handicapper.

patty how do i send you 4 dimes??

[CanuckG]

good joke zeta

[mighty maron]

Pretty straight forward to design a website to do this. Exposure and direction to the website will be the problem. Lots of people will pay anyone......People pay for the following reasons...1. Too Lazy. 2. Almost worth the money to them to lose and complain. People will part with money for the right to complain...odd but thats how it is.

GL