Real Simple Here: What Category Gambler Are You??

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Real Simple Here: What Category Gambler Are You??
    1. Square
    2. Semi Sharp
    3. Sharp

    Semi Sharp
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    2
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    • TheLock
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-06-08
      • 14427

      #3
      I'm a semi
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #4
        3.
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        • Ra77er
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-20-11
          • 10969

          #5
          As much as I'd like to be a sharp gambler, I'll always be a square. Don't have time to stare at computer screens and chase steam, nor trust the books that are slow moving enough that I can still get down on a play. Not smart enough to develop a black box model to spit out winners, besides the price of paying for a database to get started that I would be too cheap to pay for. Math nerds can use theorums and shit that I'll never understand to aid in handicapping and the truth of the matter is I barely survived algebra 2. So yes Im always going to be a square.
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          • Dad
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-26-08
            • 23245

            #6
            Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



            Well no, not really.
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82839

              #7
              4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
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              • FishFace5
                SBR MVP
                • 10-15-09
                • 1768

                #8
                I would categorize myself as a Semi-Sharp Square.
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                • Iona
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-08-10
                  • 4244

                  #9
                  Square, definitely a square.
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                  • vyomguy
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-08-09
                    • 5794

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                    4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
                    This ...true winners know how to pick spots.
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                    • BIGDAY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 02-17-10
                      • 48245

                      #11
                      Depends on the sport for me. Wierd huh
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                      • Reload
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-23-08
                        • 12250

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dad
                        Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



                        Well no, not really.
                        We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

                          Something like this....
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                          • CarpeDime
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-01-09
                            • 7873

                            #14
                            3. Sharp*














                            *with emotional, behavioral, psychological, and disciplinary disorders and disabilities
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                            • BIGDAY
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 02-17-10
                              • 48245

                              #15
                              Originally posted by opie1988
                              I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

                              Something like this....
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                              • Dad
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-26-08
                                • 23245

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Reload
                                We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
                                Reload, thank you for the points, son.
                                Originally posted by opie1988
                                I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

                                Something like this....
                                Opie, nothing wrong with Hamburgers pal.

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                                • leafs_ducks
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-22-09
                                  • 3147

                                  #17
                                  Wats the definition for all three?
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                                  • Ra77er
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-20-11
                                    • 10969

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by leafs_ducks
                                    Wats the definition for all three?

                                    lol welcome to squareville
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                                    • MBENZ
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-07-07
                                      • 5238

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Dad
                                      Sharp as a knife. Or sword.



                                      Well no, not really.
                                      What was the question again.
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                                      • 8ArIvd5
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-24-10
                                        • 3175

                                        #20
                                        0-25 my last 5 plays. can't get more square than that.
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                                        • William Walters
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-17-11
                                          • 6372

                                          #21
                                          Pro football....semi sharp

                                          College football....it's always a roller coaster....too many games for a guy like myself who just loves to have action going (square move) all day and night on a Saturday.

                                          Everything else....not sure what you call a guy ends up pushing money back & forth until he finally gets bored.......goes for the home run.........and strikes out while falling on his face. SquareTard?
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                                          • BrickJames
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-05-11
                                            • 9749

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                            I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.

                                            Something like this....
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                                            • caseyking2
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 11-13-06
                                              • 1261

                                              #23
                                              Semi sharp
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                                              • RealSlimShady
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 12-24-07
                                                • 6249

                                                #24
                                                I dont know, JJ. You tell me...........
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                                                • doublej95
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-26-10
                                                  • 14094

                                                  #25
                                                  Dull as a butterknife
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                                                  • Doc JS
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-15-06
                                                    • 6885

                                                    #26
                                                    I'm as square as the day is long...
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                                                    • marcoloco
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 07-05-10
                                                      • 3986

                                                      #27
                                                      degenerate
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                                                      • hugh_morris
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-17-09
                                                        • 2039

                                                        #28
                                                        i'm the point on all four corners of the square...peace..
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                                                        • MichaelWaters
                                                          Restricted User
                                                          • 05-19-11
                                                          • 1525

                                                          #29
                                                          NYY every game sharp
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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81450

                                                            #30
                                                            They don't get much sharper than myself.
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                                                            • CanuckG
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-23-10
                                                              • 21978

                                                              #31
                                                              bored
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                                                              • RubberKettle
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 12-28-09
                                                                • 6421

                                                                #32
                                                                semi hard
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                                                                • tony_come
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-31-10
                                                                  • 21695

                                                                  #33
                                                                  im a fukkin square/box

                                                                  but I think outside from the box
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                                                                  • flyingillini
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                                    • 41219

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Call me!
                                                                    המוסד‎
                                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                    • doylfish
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 03-03-10
                                                                      • 2484

                                                                      #35
                                                                      winner
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