As much as I'd like to be a sharp gambler, I'll always be a square. Don't have time to stare at computer screens and chase steam, nor trust the books that are slow moving enough that I can still get down on a play. Not smart enough to develop a black box model to spit out winners, besides the price of paying for a database to get started that I would be too cheap to pay for. Math nerds can use theorums and shit that I'll never understand to aid in handicapping and the truth of the matter is I barely survived algebra 2. So yes Im always going to be a square.
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#6
Sharp as a knife. Or sword.
Well no, not really.
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pavyracer
SBR Aristocracy
04-12-07
82839
#7
4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
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FishFace5
SBR MVP
10-15-09
1768
#8
I would categorize myself as a Semi-Sharp Square.
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Iona
SBR MVP
01-08-10
4244
#9
Square, definitely a square.
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vyomguy
SBR Hall of Famer
12-08-09
5794
#10
Originally posted by pavyracer
4. Gambler who makes money as both square and sharp
This ...true winners know how to pick spots.
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#11
Depends on the sport for me. Wierd huh
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Reload
SBR Posting Legend
03-23-08
12250
#12
Originally posted by Dad
Sharp as a knife. Or sword.
Well no, not really.
We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
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opie1988
SBR Posting Legend
09-12-10
23429
#13
I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.
Something like this....
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#14
3. Sharp*
*with emotional, behavioral, psychological, and disciplinary disorders and disabilities
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#15
Originally posted by opie1988
I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.
Something like this....
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Dad
SBR Posting Legend
11-26-08
23245
#16
Originally posted by Reload
We need a sports book to get this babe on their site. Maybe a "Samurai Saturdays" promotion - get all your losses 'cut' in half every Saturday. (*10x rollover on returned funds, 100-day hold, Sides and totals up to -150 only, No parlays, etc.)
Reload, thank you for the points, son.
Originally posted by opie1988
I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.
Something like this....
Opie, nothing wrong with Hamburgers pal.
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leafs_ducks
SBR MVP
10-22-09
3147
#17
Wats the definition for all three?
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Ra77er
SBR Posting Legend
06-20-11
10969
#18
Originally posted by leafs_ducks
Wats the definition for all three?
lol welcome to squareville
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MBENZ
SBR Hall of Famer
01-07-07
5238
#19
Originally posted by Dad
Sharp as a knife. Or sword.
Well no, not really.
What was the question again.
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8ArIvd5
SBR MVP
04-24-10
3175
#20
0-25 my last 5 plays. can't get more square than that.
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William Walters
SBR Hall of Famer
01-17-11
6372
#21
Pro football....semi sharp
College football....it's always a roller coaster....too many games for a guy like myself who just loves to have action going (square move) all day and night on a Saturday.
Everything else....not sure what you call a guy ends up pushing money back & forth until he finally gets bored.......goes for the home run.........and strikes out while falling on his face. SquareTard?
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BrickJames
SBR Hall of Famer
05-05-11
9749
#22
Originally posted by opie1988
I'm such a hamburger, I should have my own category.
Something like this....
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caseyking2
SBR MVP
11-13-06
1261
#23
Semi sharp
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RealSlimShady
SBR Hall of Famer
12-24-07
6249
#24
I dont know, JJ. You tell me...........
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doublej95
SBR Posting Legend
01-26-10
14094
#25
Dull as a butterknife
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Doc JS
SBR Hall of Famer
09-15-06
6885
#26
I'm as square as the day is long...
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marcoloco
SBR MVP
07-05-10
3986
#27
degenerate
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hugh_morris
SBR MVP
11-17-09
2039
#28
i'm the point on all four corners of the square...peace..