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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Ran Out Of My Pad: Snake
    Fuk that

    outside now waiting for a cab

    There is no way I am staying in there, looks like a garden snake

    I screamed like a baby and I think it went under couch

    Animal Control Notified

    Going to Howard Johnsons
  • BIGDAY
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 02-17-10
    • 48245

    #2
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    • RealSlimShady
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 12-24-07
      • 6249

      #3
      I hope it bites you.
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        WOW, scary.

        If going to HOJO, try their hot fudge sundae with walnuts.
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        • BIGDAY
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 02-17-10
          • 48245

          #5
          Grab er by the tail JJ, if it gets close to your hand, just snap er down.

          Show it who's boss!
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          • VegasVixen
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 09-03-10
            • 991

            #6
            I think I'd rather hang with the snake than go to a HOJO... seriously.
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Originally posted by VegasVixen
              I think I'd rather hang with the snake than go to a HOJO... seriously.
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                Be careful...There may be an entire NEST of them..
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                • robmpink
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-09-07
                  • 13205

                  #9
                  Originally posted by VegasVixen
                  I think I'd rather hang with the snake than go to a HOJO... seriously.
                  What would you do w/ the snake? Please explain?
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                  • Ninersnut
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-20-10
                    • 3730

                    #10
                    Trouser?
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                    • RubberKettle
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-28-09
                      • 6421

                      #11
                      LOL JJ stop being a pussy.

                      Here's a picture of the snake I found in my backyard last weekend while mowing the lawn.

                      Note how I chopped his head off.

                      Do you know what kind of snake this is JJ?
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                      • doublej95
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-26-10
                        • 14094

                        #12
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                        • anthonydiamondLC
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-02-08
                          • 2296

                          #13
                          Story telling is up. This made me laugh
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                          • Brock Landers
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 06-30-08
                            • 45359

                            #14
                            THIS is Howard Johnson's? (as he strokes his cawk)
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                            • Cougar Bait
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-04-07
                              • 18282

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Fuk that

                              outside now waiting for a cab

                              There is no way I am staying in there, looks like a garden snake

                              I screamed like a baby and I think it went under couch

                              Animal Control Notified

                              Going to Howard Johnsons
                              Howard Johnson is in for a surprise

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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Kettle looks like a BkofAma

                                I do not like snakes

                                God only knows where it is
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                                • robmpink
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 01-09-07
                                  • 13205

                                  #17
                                  head is still attached. P.S., your phone camera sucks donkey di**.
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                                  • RubberKettle
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-28-09
                                    • 6421

                                    #18
                                    Copperhead, dunno why pic is so large but head is gone. Took it off with loppers.
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                                    • t-wizzle
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-18-09
                                      • 38099

                                      #19
                                      This is why you should always carry a club with you when walking around the house. You never know what could happen.
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                                      • 8ArIvd5
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-24-10
                                        • 3175

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RubberKettle
                                        LOL JJ stop being a pussy.

                                        Here's a picture of the snake I found in my backyard last weekend while mowing the lawn.

                                        Note how I chopped his head off.

                                        Do you know what kind of snake this is JJ?
                                        you took off its head? why isn't that red-tail(?) on its back?
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                                        • jjgold
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 07-20-05
                                          • 388179

                                          #21
                                          In hotel

                                          I think Animal control came over trying to find it

                                          I rather have 100,000 on a game rather than sleep tonight in pad with snake loose

                                          fukkin too much pressure
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                                          • Bcatswin
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 12-21-10
                                            • 13931

                                            #22
                                            its going to be ok jj
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                                            • Bigmikesm
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 06-17-09
                                              • 1616

                                              #23
                                              Hahaha! That's fukin hilarious!!!
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                                              • Deuce
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 01-12-08
                                                • 29843

                                                #24
                                                Last hojo I stayed at was downtown Chicago. Place was gross but cheap.
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                                                • aggieshawn
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-24-07
                                                  • 4377

                                                  #25
                                                  You are going down on Howard's "Johnson"?
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Back home, I did not know now you have to pay a fee for Animal Control if on off hours
                                                    It was a 1ft garden snake

                                                    I would not doubt if a bookie put it in my mail slot to send a message
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                                                    • ChuckyTheGoat
                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                      • 04-04-11
                                                      • 37522

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Back home, I did not know now you have to pay a fee for Animal Control if on off hours
                                                      It was a 1ft garden snake

                                                      I would not doubt if a bookie put it in my mail slot to send a message
                                                      Was it Walker? Maybe Bobby?
                                                      Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                      • TR88
                                                        Restricted User
                                                        • 06-10-10
                                                        • 9364

                                                        #28
                                                        u crazy muthafuka
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          Nah it was a local I think

                                                          Going to find out today

                                                          What a scumbag, I have paid him on a plan and only was late a few times

                                                          I guess he wants all money, its from that stupid Bulls series bet
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                                                          • Davydave
                                                            SBR Wise Guy
                                                            • 07-01-08
                                                            • 700

                                                            #30
                                                            Get a big can of Raid.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              Checked entire pad today with 10 HS kids, payed them $10 each

                                                              They checked everywhere including drains, closets, under couches and matresses
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                                                              • Deuce
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 01-12-08
                                                                • 29843

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                Checked entire pad today with 10 HS kids, payed them $10 each

                                                                They checked everywhere including drains, closets, under couches and matresses
                                                                Did they steal the shaftmaster?
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                                                                • ttwarrior1
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 06-23-09
                                                                  • 28460

                                                                  #33
                                                                  open the door and it will leave
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                                                                  • pavyracer
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                                    • 82840

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Are you sure it was a garden snake and not your own pecker you saw?
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                                                                    • EaglesPhan36
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 12-06-06
                                                                      • 71662

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Did your parents stay in the house?
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