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  • William Walters
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-17-11
    • 6372

    #1
    Opie, please make a few calls.......board needs a face lift.
    Please address these topics with upper management:

    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

    WW
  • Landscaper
    SBR MVP
    • 10-12-10
    • 2712

    #2
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    • flyingillini
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-06-06
      • 41219

      #3
      Originally posted by William Walters
      Please address these topics with upper management:

      10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

      All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

      Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

      Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

      Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

      Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



      Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

      WW
      Bronxer would be a great addition! Hell of a guy!
      המוסד‎
      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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      • Fa11en
        SBR High Roller
        • 05-08-11
        • 199

        #4
        Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior
        Too Good
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        • opie1988
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 09-12-10
          • 23429

          #5
          Originally posted by William Walters
          Please address these topics with upper management:

          10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

          All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the
          protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to
          mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make
          money off his hockey threads).

          Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

          Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

          Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

          Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)

          Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".
          WW

          All top-notch suggestions, Billy!

          Personally, I could think of a few additional names to add to the "ban" list.....but, as always, I will defer to your astute judgement as a pragmatist.

          Bronxer would make an excellent mod. Guy perfectly fits our mission statement here at the "new & improved" SBR....

          "We're trying to run an gambling chit-chat room here....not a popularity contest!"

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          • BRAVES1985
            SBR MVP
            • 05-23-10
            • 4250

            #6
            canada does not have to thank the us for shit

            canada doesn't need protection they have no enemy's they stay out of other countries business
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            • William Walters
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 01-17-11
              • 6372

              #7
              Originally posted by BRAVES1985
              canada does not have to thank the us for shit

              canada doesn't need protection they have no enemy's they stay out of other countries business
              Canada is soft............as are the Braves.

              All softies need protection. Look what's become of JJ Gold? Guy grew up as the shortest guy in his class with crazy a$$ looking teeth. His classmates fukked his head up for good. Now, if he'd had a bad boy like BrOnxer running his back........he would have had a much higher quality of life.
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              • frizzelli
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-06-10
                • 8916

                #8
                Originally posted by William Walters
                Canada is soft............as are the Braves. All softies need protection. Look what's become of JJ Gold? Guy grew up as the shortest guy in his class with crazy a$$ looking teeth. His classmates fukked his head up for good. Now, if he'd had a bad boy like BrOnxer running his back........he would have had a much higher quality of life.
                Slow you fukkin roll pal, I am only warning you once, no more anti canadian remarks.
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                • BIGDAY
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 02-17-10
                  • 48245

                  #9
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                  • Br0nxer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-25-11
                    • 13665

                    #10
                    Originally posted by William Walters
                    Please address these topics with upper management:

                    10 posts max per day for JJ (stale & tired posts these days)

                    All Canadians first post of the day must include a "thank you" note to the U.S.A. for the protection and guidance that we so generously offer (other than frizzelli.....guy is too scary to mess around with. Rod can get a free pass as well since I make money off his hockey threads).

                    Give "Poster of the month" control to Deuce

                    Ban Paco, Mikail, and ChileCheese for 12 months for being scumbags

                    Start a donation thread to cover the costs of psychotherapy for ttwarrior

                    Assign bobbyfk's vacated mod position to BrOnxer (very stable, compassionate and reasonable guy)



                    Thanks for your assistance and efforts. I realize running "Players Talk" can be a bit overwhelming at times. Afterall, "posting is serious business".

                    WW
                    no thanks pal

                    gainfully employed in a very stable ditchdigging position
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                    • Dirty Sanchez
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-01-10
                      • 16031

                      #11
                      I dated a girl from Canada once....she asked me to kiss her where it stinks...so I fired up the car and drove her to Buffalo (rimshot)
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                      • ChileCheese
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-07-09
                        • 1957

                        #12
                        In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
                        Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?

                        " Dad, I want to have a baby "
                        " But you are only 13 "
                        " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
                        " Thats not true sweetie "
                        " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
                        " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
                        " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
                        " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
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                        • opie1988
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 09-12-10
                          • 23429

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ChileCheese
                          In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
                          Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?
                          " Dad, I want to have a baby "
                          " But you are only 13 "
                          " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
                          " Thats not true sweetie "
                          " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
                          " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
                          " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
                          " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
                          Hey pedophile-

                          In the future....why don't you do the forum a "favour", and limit your lame, extremely unfunny posts to 3 lines or less.

                          Got it?

                          Thanks, champ.

                          Sorry for this guy, fellas.

                          As you were, men......
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                          • ChileCheese
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-07-09
                            • 1957

                            #14
                            OK
                            Opie
                            I hear
                            you

                            Question though... would you be willing to breed his wife as well... or the cuckolding is strictly professional?
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                            • Br0nxer
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-25-11
                              • 13665

                              #15
                              Originally posted by opie1988
                              Hey pedophile-

                              In the future....why don't you do the forum a "favour", and limit your lame, extremely unfunny posts to 3 lines or less.

                              Got it?

                              Thanks, champ.

                              Sorry for this guy, fellas.

                              As you were, men......
                              As you were men
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                              • opie1988
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-12-10
                                • 23429

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ChileCheese
                                OK
                                Question though... would you be willing to breed his wife as well... or the cuckolding is strictly professional?
                                Look here, Pedo.....

                                I don't even know what the fukk "cuckolding" is.

                                Is this similar to the "cokksukking" you enjoy so much??

                                This is America, son. Keep your foreign, pervert terms to yourself!
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                                • ChileCheese
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-07-09
                                  • 1957

                                  #17
                                  "Cuckold is a derogatory term for a man whose wife is or has been unfaithful.
                                  A cuckold can also be a male who gains sexual gratification out of watching his partner have intercourse with other people. Participation can range from simply watching, to being forced to join in or even forced to give sexual gratification to the other male also."


                                  I know you are very dominant with Wally and some other texas subs of yours.
                                  They adore you without shame.

                                  A typical situation.


                                  Breed master breed they scream.
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                                  • BRAVES1985
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 05-23-10
                                    • 4250

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by ChileCheese
                                    In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection? Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit? " Dad, I want to have a baby " " But you are only 13 " " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show " " Thats not true sweetie " " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad" " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???" " Yea dad, that is what im sayin " " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
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                                    • William Walters
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-17-11
                                      • 6372

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by ChileCheese
                                      In what magical fukking world, does Canada need protection?
                                      Aside from the US of A, what other Western nation has been under attack in the last 60 years? Do you understand how god damn stupid you sound? Is this the type of example you plan on setting for your kids. That it is OK to say whatever you want even though its based on nothing other than your own bullshit?

                                      " Dad, I want to have a baby "
                                      " But you are only 13 "
                                      " But dad, I ll get to star on an MTV show "
                                      " Thats not true sweetie "
                                      " But as long as I truly, truly believe the shit I say, it will come true.. that is what you taught me dad"
                                      " Yea thats true.. I say stupid shit all the time that has no merit and no legitimacy in order to appeal to internet friends id like to shower with... Oh that Opie, I wonder if he is into cuckolding???"
                                      " Yea dad, that is what im sayin "
                                      " Ok hunny, go have that baby "
                                      Prime example of somebody that grew up soft. Now this Pedo is angry at the world. Have no fear........for the USA is always near.
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                                      • William Walters
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 6372

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Br0nxer
                                        no thanks pal

                                        gainfully employed in a very stable ditchdigging position
                                        Noted.

                                        How's the action been around Gate 14?
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                                        • William Walters
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-17-11
                                          • 6372

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by frizzelli
                                          Slow you fukkin roll pal, I am only warning you once, no more anti canadian remarks.


                                          I'll stop calling Canadians "soft" when your French Canadian hockey players stop biting fingers in lieu of dropping the gloves.
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                                          • Cuse0323
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 12-09-09
                                            • 30169

                                            #22
                                            Good suggestion all around besides modding bronx, he's far from stable and reasonable.
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                                            • Swinging Johnson
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-12-09
                                              • 7604

                                              #23
                                              Opie and William Walters, the Batman and Robin duo of SBR. ChiliCheese is the Joker. Wasn't funny in the series and not funny at SBR.
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                                              • Cuse0323
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 12-09-09
                                                • 30169

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Swinging Johnson
                                                Opie and William Walters, the Batman and Robin duo of SBR. ChiliCheese is the Joker. Wasn't funny in the series and not funny at SBR.
                                                Guest starring Swinging Johnson who opens his mouth for anyone whose posts that attempt to be witty.
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                                                • stealthyburrito
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 05-12-09
                                                  • 21562

                                                  #25
                                                  here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:

                                                  tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
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                                                  • EDDIE MONEY LINE
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 02-24-10
                                                    • 6298

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board: tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
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                                                    • opie1988
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 09-12-10
                                                      • 23429

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                      here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:
                                                      tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
                                                      Willie's a great guy, Stealthy. No reason to be such a prikk to him.

                                                      I'd also appreciate if you could refrain from discussing any parts of my genitalia in your future posts.

                                                      Thanks, pal.
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                                                      • cant call it
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-29-10
                                                        • 8817

                                                        #28
                                                        isn't Bronxer henryhill?
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                                                        • MendozaLine
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-11-10
                                                          • 4088

                                                          #29
                                                          We protect Canada? From what? Enlighten me
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                                                          • BRAVES1985
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 05-23-10
                                                            • 4250

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by William Walters
                                                            I'll stop calling Canadians "soft" when your French Canadian hockey players stop biting fingers in lieu of dropping the gloves.
                                                            shouldn't of put his fukin finger in the dudes mouth then
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                                                            • Cuse0323
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 12-09-09
                                                              • 30169

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                              here's another thing opie can do to clean up the board:

                                                              Tell ww everyone to stop swinging off of opie's nutsack.
                                                              ftfy
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                                                              • opie1988
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 09-12-10
                                                                • 23429

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                                ftfy
                                                                Why don't we just all agree to leave my nutsack out of all future forum activities!!
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                                                                • Cuse0323
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 12-09-09
                                                                  • 30169

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by opie1988
                                                                  Why don't we just all agree to leave my nutsack out of all future forum activities!!
                                                                  I think that would be for the best.
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                                                                  • William Walters
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                                    • 6372

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                                    here's another thing Opie can do to clean up the board:

                                                                    tell WW to stop swinging off of Opie's nutsack.
                                                                    How about you stick to smoking weed, trying to tip the scales past two digits, and out of my threads if you don't like em kiddo.
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                                                                    • ChileCheese
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 11-07-09
                                                                      • 1957

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by William Walters
                                                                      How about you stick to smoking weed, trying to tip the scales past two digits, and out of my threads if you don't like em kiddo.
                                                                      You telling someone to stay out of your thread is pretty funny when you harass everyone on here.
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