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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82849

    #1
    Lumberjack Competition
    These are the real athletes. Anyone else that plays a ball game either carrying, throwing, dribbling, kicking or hitting a ball is a weak man compare to the beasts of Lumberjack Competition. These athletes are phenomenal.
  • RageWizard
    SBR MVP
    • 09-01-06
    • 3008

    #2
    Originally posted by pavyracer
    These are the real athletes. Anyone else that plays a ball game either carrying, throwing, dribbling, kicking or hitting a ball is a weak man compare to the beasts of Lumberjack Competition. These athletes are phenomenal.
    I like the competition where they have a chainsaw with an engine bigger than the one in my truck to cut three wafers off a log in like 4 seconds.
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    • pavyracer
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 04-12-07
      • 82849

      #3
      Originally posted by RageWizard
      I like the competition where they have a chainsaw with an engine bigger than the one in my truck to cut three wafers off a log in like 4 seconds.
      I agree. This is the most dangerous of all. The chainsaw weighs about 100 lbs and it has enough horsepower to cut a human being in half in a split of a second if you the average joe makes the wrong move. Very hard to keep a chainsaw that weighs a ton and has a huge engine from injuring yourself.
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      • RageWizard
        SBR MVP
        • 09-01-06
        • 3008

        #4
        Originally posted by pavyracer
        I agree. This is the most dangerous of all. The chainsaw weighs about 100 lbs and it has enough horsepower to cut a human being in half in a split of a second if you the average joe makes the wrong move. Very hard to keep a chainsaw that weighs a ton and has a huge engine from injuring yourself.
        I don't know about being the most dangerous of all. Don't they also climb a 100 foot pole to ring a dinner bell an then fall down to the bottom in a somewhat controlled fashion? How about the chop the wood in half with an axe while your standing on it competition?
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        • jadyn
          SBR High Roller
          • 02-08-08
          • 101

          #5
          I hear BadNina is the reining champ
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          • RageWizard
            SBR MVP
            • 09-01-06
            • 3008

            #6
            Hey do they have LumberJill competitions. You know big brawny bitches in flannel shirts and freshly shaven moustaches swinging an axe around in the same style of competitions as the dudes?
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            • jadyn
              SBR High Roller
              • 02-08-08
              • 101

              #7
              Originally posted by RageWizard
              Hey do they have LumberJill competitions. You know big brawny bitches in flannel shirts and freshly shaven moustaches swinging an axe around in the same style of competitions as the dudes?
              Yeah BadNina used to participate but she was the Tiger Woods of lumberjills. They moved her to the mens where she still dominates....But she doesnt shave her mustache.
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              • RageWizard
                SBR MVP
                • 09-01-06
                • 3008

                #8
                Originally posted by jadyn
                Yeah BadNina used to participate but she was the Tiger Woods of lumberjills. They moved her to the mens where she still dominates....But she doesnt shave her mustache.

                Oh man thats cold, and she isn't even here to defend herself either. I bet she would love to take an axe to you if given a chance.
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                • jadyn
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 02-08-08
                  • 101

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RageWizard
                  Oh man thats cold, and she isn't even here to defend herself either. I bet she would love to take an axe to you if given a chance.
                  Well I definitely wouldn't want that bull Dyke to come after me. I think you live in fear of her as well since your head is so far up her ass.
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                  • RageWizard
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-01-06
                    • 3008

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jadyn
                    Well I definitely wouldn't want that bull Dyke to come after me. I think you live in fear of her as well since your head is so far up her ass.

                    Dude I'm nice to everybody even you, if I agree with your point of view, I will let you know about it, and if I don't I will let you know about it also. It has nothing to do with being in the corner with some other posters. Hell I've never actually meet anyone on this forum. The closest that I have come is talking to one on the phone, so I doubt that I will just side with anyone just because of likablity.
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                    • purecarnagge
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-05-07
                      • 4843

                      #11
                      Besides Rage is a cat lover... He's guilty by association....
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                      • RageWizard
                        SBR MVP
                        • 09-01-06
                        • 3008

                        #12
                        Originally posted by purecarnagge
                        Besides Rage is a cat lover... He's guilty by association....
                        Who here can resist pussy, and besides Mr. Nordic Bigfur here causes no problems and almost no maintenance.
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