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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Breaking News!!!!!
    Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

    A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

    Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

    But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

    A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #2
    We've all been there. Barrelled in one day and some cute hedgehog looks at ya and you say hell I'll fuk the shit out of the hedgehog, next thing ya know you got quillS puncturing your balls. DAMN THOSE SEXY HEDGEHOGS!
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    • treece
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-28-07
      • 6298

      #3
      the news gets weirder and weirder everyday.
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      • buztah
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-23-07
        • 7470

        #4
        Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
        We've all been there. Barrelled in one day and some cute hedgehog looks at ya and you say hell I'll fuk the shit out of the hedgehog, next thing ya know you got quillS puncturing your balls. DAMN THOSE SEXY HEDGEHOGS!
        Tell me about it, pal!
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        • freeVICK
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-21-08
          • 7114

          #5
          lol thats gotta suck
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