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  • Kellen
    SBR MVP
    • 01-19-08
    • 3484

    #1
    Mail Order Brides?
    How does this work. Ive been looking into it. JJ, I know you have some information on the subject. How do I go about doing this? Are they obligated to have sex with you when they get here? Will they sign a pre-nup? How long do you have to stay married to them? Can you divorce and then bring over a new one, you know, get a fresh new russian chick every year or even mix up nationalities and go for an asian chick?

    Thanks.
  • purecarnagge
    SBR MVP
    • 10-05-07
    • 4843

    #2
    I'd order a mail order bride but my fiance won't let me...
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    • curious
      Restricted User
      • 07-20-07
      • 9093

      #3
      Originally posted by Kellen
      How does this work. Ive been looking into it. JJ, I know you have some information on the subject. How do I go about doing this? Are they obligated to have sex with you when they get here? Will they sign a pre-nup? How long do you have to stay married to them? Can you divorce and then bring over a new one, you know, get a fresh new russian chick every year or even mix up nationalities and go for an asian chick?

      Thanks.
      Are you crazy? She will bring her boyfriend with her and they will rob you blind. He will magically show up one day as her "brother" or "cousin". Oh, I forgot you have nothing to steal. Once they do the credit check and financial report they won't give you the time of day.
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      • Kellen
        SBR MVP
        • 01-19-08
        • 3484

        #4
        [QUOTE=curious;699028]Are you crazy? She will bring her boyfriend with her and they will rob you blind. He will magically show up one day as her "brother" or "cousin". Oh, I forgot you have nothing to steal. Once they do the credit check and financial report they won't give you the time of day.[/QUOTE]

        What brought on that attack bro? I never had anything negative to say to you. Im starting to see why other posters here have such a problem with you. You seem a little bitter, have a bad experience with one?
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #5
          I think this would be a great idea for jj, or for a lot of you guys for that matter.

          Just make sure that she doesn't have a gold digging moms and 10 brothers and sisters.

          One night, Bread and I had to call customer service for sportsbook.com. We completely harassed the girl on the other end of the line, who was answering the call in the Phillippeans. Most of them are looking for a nice, rich American husband.
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          • Kellen
            SBR MVP
            • 01-19-08
            • 3484

            #6
            A lot of them seem to be scams. Its hard to trust the Russians.
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            • Robyn
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-05-08
              • 9681

              #7
              I don't know why anyone would want to send away for an icky woman when there are plenty of them right here in this country.

              Icky women, I mean.
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              • curious
                Restricted User
                • 07-20-07
                • 9093

                #8
                [QUOTE=Kellen;699039]
                Originally posted by curious
                Are you crazy? She will bring her boyfriend with her and they will rob you blind. He will magically show up one day as her "brother" or "cousin". Oh, I forgot you have nothing to steal. Once they do the credit check and financial report they won't give you the time of day.[/QUOTE]

                What brought on that attack bro? I never had anything negative to say to you. Im starting to see why other posters here have such a problem with you. You seem a little bitter, have a bad experience with one?
                Just fooling around. I guess I should have put a smiley face on it. I didn't think you were really ordering a mail order bride.

                No, I never had any experiences with mail order brides. I have heard a lot of horror stories though.

                Well, most of the jackasses that harass me on here had zero reason to start that shit. Denigrating someone's service to their country that left them in a wheelchair. Saying you wished they had been run over by a car. Cheering when they had $30,000 stolen from them by SBG Global. PHUCK Eduardo Agami. Yes, I'm talking to you coward.

                Well the list goes on and on.

                And you know what started this stupid shit? When I first joined this forum my avatar was a picture of a very sexy submissive girl with a blindfold on and a robe with nothing on underneath and the robe was open. And some of these idiots thought it was a picture of me, so I let them think that, then they started sexually harassing "her". For no reason whatsoever other than "she" wouldn't go along with their constant demands for dirty talk and naked pictures.

                That is how all this stupidity started with those assholes.

                So now my avatar is a picture of me so I don't have to go through that again.
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                • purecarnagge
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-05-07
                  • 4843

                  #9
                  I know a chick who signed up on some site, and met her husband there... The difference was she took the initiative to get hooked up get the guy to come out there meet her family and propose. She came back state side...

                  Not to bad. I met her the first time I worked at my current job. She was like 100lbs if that and a great suck/****. She did it for the variety thing culture shock I think. She knew I was just a college kid looking to score and wouldn't say a thing. She won't hook up now that she's married. kinda sucked when I came back and she works like 20ft away from me. She's got like 2 kids now and is 125lb...still hawt though.

                  She told me if this fiance thing doesn't work out she has me covered though.
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                  • Kellen
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-19-08
                    • 3484

                    #10
                    No offense taken. You're alright in my book.
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                    • curious
                      Restricted User
                      • 07-20-07
                      • 9093

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Kellen
                      No offense taken. You're alright in my book.
                      If you really want to find a wife put an ad on Craig's list with a title like "wife wanted..." and be sincere about what you are looking for, I know someone who did that. Found a lovely young woman.
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                      • Kellen
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-19-08
                        • 3484

                        #12
                        A lot of these chicks are smokin hot. Seems like a scam. Usually when a smokin hot chick is involved, it ends up costing a shitload of money.
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Robyn
                          I think this would be a great idea for jj, or for a lot of you guys for that matter.

                          Just make sure that she doesn't have a gold digging moms and 10 brothers and sisters.

                          One night, Bread and I had to call customer service for sportsbook.com. We completely harassed the girl on the other end of the line, who was answering the call in the Phillippeans. Most of them are looking for a nice, rich American husband.

                          Bread I fuk hookers and then show them the door, best way.

                          Women are only good for sex and not conversation or social things. Bread I have never spoken with a woman on the phone my whole life other than to ask her for sex or to make a bet at a book or to order food, ect. I never have had any social relations with a woman other than sex.

                          Bread your a farmer from the Midwest
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                          • Kellen
                            SBR MVP
                            • 01-19-08
                            • 3484

                            #14
                            Originally posted by curious
                            If you really want to find a wife put an ad on Craig's list with a title like "wife wanted..." and be sincere about what you are looking for, I know someone who did that. Found a lovely young woman.
                            I would do something like that but Im only into Eastern European chicks.
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                            • pico
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-05-07
                              • 27321

                              #15
                              can i whore out my bride to my business contacts until her bf/cousin shows up?
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                              • Richkas
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 02-03-08
                                • 19396

                                #16
                                I may have to consider this option.
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                                • buztah
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-23-07
                                  • 7470

                                  #17
                                  Richkas, how's about a vid on this intriguing topic.
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                                  • Kellen
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-19-08
                                    • 3484

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Richkas
                                    I may have to consider this option.
                                    Its the best way to go. You get a smokin hot chick and they are happy enough that you brought them over here. They dont expect anything else.
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                                    • Kellen
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-19-08
                                      • 3484

                                      #19
                                      Buzzy, I know a Hungarian Tranny that you may be interested in.
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                                      • Robyn
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-05-08
                                        • 9681

                                        #20
                                        JJ, are you feeling ok tonight?
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                                        • Panic
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-06-08
                                          • 10367

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Richkas
                                          I may have to consider this option.
                                          Richkas, we need a video. Quick one. Spurs against Suns tonight. Starts in 20 minutes. What u got?
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                                          • buztah
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-07
                                            • 7470

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Kellen
                                            Buzzy, I know a Hungarian Tranny that you may be interested in.
                                            Send shim over. I'm in the mood to wreck a cinnamon ring here
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                                            • Kellen
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-19-08
                                              • 3484

                                              #23
                                              Gonna get this one. Found her on anastasia-international.com.

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                                              • dodif
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-24-06
                                                • 2037

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Kellen
                                                Gonna get this one. Found her on anastasia-international.com.

                                                smokin
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                                                • Kellen
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-19-08
                                                  • 3484

                                                  #25
                                                  gonna start to get everything going tommorow. I signed up for the site and learning how to do this now.
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                                                  • dodif
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-24-06
                                                    • 2037

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Kellen
                                                    gonna start to get everything going tommorow. I signed up for the site and learning how to do this now.
                                                    keep us informed

                                                    wonder if its real or bullshit
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                                                    • curious
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 07-20-07
                                                      • 9093

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Kellen
                                                      I would do something like that but Im only into Eastern European chicks.
                                                      So put that in your ad. Where do you live?
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                                                      • Kellen
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 01-19-08
                                                        • 3484

                                                        #28
                                                        Im back and forth between little rock and dallas.
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                                                        • Kellen
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 01-19-08
                                                          • 3484

                                                          #29
                                                          a month here, a month there
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                                                          • Kellen
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-19-08
                                                            • 3484

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by dodif
                                                            keep us informed

                                                            wonder if its real or bullshit
                                                            almost seems too good to be true, probably bullshit. I'll let you know what these people say when I contact the agency tommorow.
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                                                            • TexansFan
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 09-06-06
                                                              • 3367

                                                              #31
                                                              Let us know is she has a penis.

                                                              Seriously, been overseas many times in the military. Most of the women just want to marry an American to come to the U.S.
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                                                              • Kellen
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 01-19-08
                                                                • 3484

                                                                #32
                                                                [QUOTE=TexansFan;699612]

                                                                Seriously, been overseas many times in the military. Most of the women just want to marry an American to come to the U.S.[/QUOTE]

                                                                thats fine as long as I get to bang her for awhile before we divorce
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                                                                • SPECULATOR 13
                                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                                  • 08-12-07
                                                                  • 768

                                                                  #33
                                                                  kellen,
                                                                  be very careful with that stuff old chum,especially with those Russian or eastern European outfits.Often these are nothing more than Russian mob traps or the people running these things are cheap little low life scamers.
                                                                  I saw many report on canadian tv about the subject,your better off to go there rent a self-catering apt. and "hunt"from there,YOU will be much better off.
                                                                  HoW does the expression go again:"one is never better serve than by oneself",well go there and help yourself.
                                                                  GOOD LUCK
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                                                                  • TexansFan
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-06-06
                                                                    • 3367

                                                                    #34
                                                                    [QUOTE=Kellen;699627]
                                                                    Originally posted by TexansFan

                                                                    Seriously, been overseas many times in the military. Most of the women just want to marry an American to come to the U.S.[/QUOTE]

                                                                    thats fine as long as I get to bang her for awhile before we divorce
                                                                    Yea, you'll get yours and then she'll bend you over in the divorce.
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                                                                    • Kellen
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-19-08
                                                                      • 3484

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Im gonna have to do some heavy research on this subject. This site Ive found basically sends you out to meet the chick once you establish contact via email or phone. Then you make all arrangements from there. Seems like I could be getting myself into a trap there? This is a tough deal.
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