Here Are My Demands To Attend SBR Bash

[jjgold]

New Video Camera
New 42 Inch Plasma
New Popcorn Maker (the ones the bars have)
$2000 Cash to gamble
1 Hooker for 2 hrs
Richkas must attend
Want to Room with Picoman with lots of mirrors on wall


Thanks

[rake922]

Why does Picoman have to room with you

[jjgold]

I picked him at random and he has gay phobia, so I want to tease him the whole time just for kicks.

I am straight as an arrow but want him to feel very uncomfortable so he does not sleep with his eyes closed but one eye on me.

[mofome]

I am straight as an arrow

[BAUS]

I will attend SBR Bash if JJ is there. Let's make the coach happy.

BAUS

[jjgold]

MoFo be careful I might make a pass at you, I am crazy and will videotape it.

MoFo I play with 48 cards in a deck.

[mofome]

MoFo be careful I might make a pass at you, I am crazy and will videotape it.

MoFo I play with 48 cards in a deck.

JJ, i am 0-fer texas on ladies, i will welcome your pass and use it as a confidence booster. i play with 19 cards.

[jjgold]

Mo your more of a City guy, I do not think Texas girls will like you, I could be wrong but its my gut feeling.

[OLGC_Slayer]

LET JJ GO TO VEGAAAAAS!

[purecarnagge]

Who would give JJ stuff just to make an appearance. JJ is on SBR Welfare...

[mofome]

Mo your more of a City guy, I do not think Texas girls will like you, I could be wrong but its my gut feeling.

everyone in texas stares at me when im out and about, i think its my cape. i got a phone number my first day here, but the lady had a kid and thats a bit much to come into on the first day in tx. im picky with the ladies and have no bars near me...so im going to have to find someone at my gym. any advice on picking up ladies at the gym?

[diogee]

I picked him at random and he has gay phobia, so I want to tease him the whole time just for kicks.

I am straight as an arrow but want him to feel very uncomfortable so he does not sleep with his eyes closed but one eye on me.

[buztah]

Johnny, if JJ will allow it, you should room with him as well. You need to loosen up so that when you, Kellen n I bang Mercedes you get the full experience.

No gambling today for me. Taking the day off after an exceptionally good week.

Just ran 10k. I'm a phucken stud, Johnny. The ladies that were out walking their babies in the strollers n shit were all checkin' me out. Yeah!

[diogee]

Johnny, if JJ will allow it, you should room with him as well. You need to loosen up so that when you, Kellen n I bang Mercedes you get the full experience.

No gambling today for me. Taking the day off after an exceptionally good week.

Just ran 10k. I'm a phucken stud, Johnny. The ladies that were out walking their babies in the strollers n shit were all checkin' me out. Yeah!

Buzzy no true degenerate takes a day off.
6 miles is the furthest I ever ran when helping a bud get ready for the army...took us a little over 45 minutes then we ate a bunch of random food. I will never do it again.

[pokernut9999]

everyone in texas stares at me when im out and about, i think its my cape. i got a phone number my first day here, but the lady had a kid and thats a bit much to come into on the first day in tx. im picky with the ladies and have no bars near me...so im going to have to find someone at my gym. any advice on picking up ladies at the gym?

Will not like my advice but here it is anyway.

Take the rag off your head




just kidding Mo

[pico]

jj, do you want to be the pitcher or the catcher?

[mofome]

Will not like my advice but here it is anyway.

Take the rag off your head




just kidding Mo

haha perhaps it will help

[SBR Lou]

Didn't you just get a new video camera?

[thezbar]

New Video Camera
New 42 Inch Plasma
New Popcorn Maker (the ones the bars have)
$2000 Cash to gamble
1 Hooker for 2 hrs
Richkas must attend
Want to Room with Picoman with lots of mirrors on wall


Thanks

Don't forget the drugs and Racing Forms! that way Richkas will feel at home.

[Richkas]

As long as Swede,BadNina, and Robyn show I will be there. I'll even settle for 2 of the 3.

[purecarnagge]

should put JJ and Swede in the same room. I'm not sure who would be left alive...

Maneater vs sickgambler

[Richkas]

should put JJ and Swede in the same room. I'm not sure who would be left alive...

Maneater vs sickgambler

She is so hottt!!!

[Richkas]

Don't forget the drugs and Racing Forms! that way Richkas will feel at home.

They better sell them!!!

[Richkas]

jj, do you want to be the pitcher or the catcher?

I hope your talking softball.

[jjgold]

I want to catch I think

[SBR Lou]

I want to catch I think

That's disgusting. Let's hope you're talking about baseball.

I'd be down for some hoops if there's some place indoors to play, not playing in August Vegas heat. I'll post a layup on any of you fools, built like point guard.

[Deuce]

I want to catch I think

[Robyn]

As long as Swede,BadNina, and Robyn show I will be there. I'll even settle for 2 of the 3.

Nancy (Sportsgirl) is going to be very sad that you didn't mention her, too.

[thezbar]

everyone in texas stares at me when im out and about, i think its my cape. i got a phone number my first day here, but the lady had a kid and thats a bit much to come into on the first day in tx. im picky with the ladies and have no bars near me...so im going to have to find someone at my gym. any advice on picking up ladies at the gym?

I've managed Gyms in the past. Most women that go to co-ed gyms are looking to exercise or just sts with their female friends. The majority are taken.Based on what I've observed and experienced this is what i would suggest to improve the odds.
1. get in shape and look good. 2. Wear exercise gear that shows some muscle 3. Appear approachable, try wearing an astro cap or something like that. 4. Don't ignore the bigger girls, you may find a diamond in the rough!. 5.Tell them you're new in town and need a training partner. 6. Exercise in the mid morning greater % of MILF's and horney housewife {I don't to that but some of my co-workers did score bigtime tail} 7. Become a fitness instructor! {they come to you}. 8. Do Yoga classes and appear lost. The interested ones will be willing to give you pointers. 9. Become a personal trainer. 10. Do any dance fitness classes you find. Women love to Dance.
G.L.

[Robyn]

The very last thing I want when I am at the gym is for some guy to come up to me or start staring at me. I don't even like the fact that I have to workout in a gym with guys around.

[thezbar]

The very last thing I want when I am at the gym is for some guy to come up to me or start staring at me. I don't even like the fact that I have to workout in a gym with guys around.

Thats why women's only gym stay in business. You're in the majority as most women feel the same way. Some women have told me they work out harder with males around. Those are the ones more in touch with their primate nature. You are a married woman and not looking for anything other than exercise. Thats not always the case. I observed some crazy things. Some women go to the gym looking to hook up with other women.

[Robyn]

If I had an all women gym around me, I would have signed up there. Instead, I am stuck with Lifetime Fitness and their garbage personal training program, Body of Change.

I make a lot of ugly faces when I am working out. Even if I had a killer body that I didn't mind showing off, I would still want to belong to a gym without men.

[thezbar]

Co-ed gyms didn't really exist till there was a boom within the fitness industry in the 80's. It was standard operation to alternate access to the gym by days. MWF men / TTHS / female / Sunday co-ed. For the bigger health and fitness chains it was more cost effective to go co/ed seven days a week.
Here in Southern California it seems like there is a gym every ten miles. The consumer has many choices.

[thegreatdiatchi]

I hope your talking softball.

An SBR Bash softball game wouldn't be a bad idea actually. Of course, we will probably all be gambling, drinking, or doing other things.

[Wrigley]

New Video Camera
New 42 Inch Plasma
New Popcorn Maker (the ones the bars have)
$2000 Cash to gamble
1 Hooker for 2 hrs
Richkas must attend
Want to Room with Picoman with lots of mirrors on wall


Thanks

what will she have left to do with you after one minute with you im sure her work would be done