poker bad beats...

[brucethebear]

Why are you open shoving pre-flop with AK/AJ??

BtB

[boondoggle]

Here is another gem...lol.


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 194306
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:36:48 24/02/2011 ET
Table 'Avenue X', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 7 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (sitOut) : daneblazer, amount $198, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : nosniboR11, amount $310.40, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (playing) : 3PtShooter, amount $186.72, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : Poker_beast, amount $171.05, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : VegasInsider, amount $402.16, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : boondoggle, amount $53, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : HOTWINGS, amount $261.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : iifold, amount $51.10, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : stevek173, amount $224.11, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 10 (playing) : cabo, amount $142.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
iifold: Small Blind ($1)
stevek173: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to boondoggle: [Jc, As]
cabo: Fold
nosniboR11: Fold
3PtShooter: Fold
Poker_beast: Fold
VegasInsider: Raise ($4)
boondoggle: Raise ($53)
HOTWINGS: Fold
iifold: Fold
stevek173: Fold
VegasInsider: Call ($49)
VegasInsider: Show Cards ($0)
boondoggle: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [2s, Th, Qh]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [Ks]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [7c]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
VegasInsider: Show Cards ($0)
boondoggle: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $106, Rake $3
Summary VegasInsider: bet $53, won $0, net $-53, HoleCards [Qs, Qd]
Summary boondoggle: bet $53, won $106, net $53, HoleCards [Jc, As], HiHand [a straight, ten to ace] [As, Ks, Qh, Jc, Th], won $106 from main pot

[brucethebear]

Nevermind. Misread the result.

Why are you shoving PF into a raise with AJ os?

BtB

[boondoggle]

Here is a beauty..QQ vs J4 all in preflop and J4 flops trips...lmao.


***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
Hand ID 194859
NL $200 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 00:56:00 25/02/2011 ET
Table 'Avenue X', 10 seats max, Real money
Seat 5 is the button. Small Blind $1, Big Blind $2
Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
Seat 1 (playing) : extrainnings, amount $150, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 2 (playing) : jack_matz, amount $212.55, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 3 (sitOut) : BeerDog99, amount $227.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 4 (playing) : leafsfan19, amount $185.65, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 5 (playing) : VegasInsider, amount $417.09, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 6 (playing) : boondoggle, amount $201.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 7 (playing) : itriedsohard, amount $193, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 8 (playing) : betme, amount $24, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
Seat 9 (playing) : downsouth, amount $100, amount bet $0, penalty (Big Blind)
Seat 10 (playing) : geary22, amount $24, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
boondoggle: Small Blind ($1)
itriedsohard: Big Blind ($2)
downsouth: Big Blind ($2)
** Dealing Down Cards **
Dealt to boondoggle: [Tc, 3c]
betme: Raise ($24)
downsouth: Raise ($100)
geary22: Fold
extrainnings: Fold
jack_matz: Fold
leafsfan19: Fold
VegasInsider: Fold
boondoggle: Fold
itriedsohard: Fold
betme: Show Cards ($0)
downsouth: Show Cards ($0)
** Dealing Flop **
Community cards: [9c, 4h, 4d]
** Dealing Turn **
Community cards: [2d]
** Dealing River **
Community cards: [9s]
** End Round **
** Evaluate **
betme: Show Cards ($0)
downsouth: Show Cards ($0)
** Showdown **
Main pot $48.45, Rake $2.55
Side pot #1 $76, Rake $0
Summary betme: bet $24, won $48.45, net $24.45, HoleCards [Jc, 4c], HiHand [a full house, fours full of nines] [4h, 4d, 4c, 9s, 9c], won $48.45 from main pot
Summary downsouth: bet $102, won $76, net $-26, HoleCards [Qd, Qh], HiHand [two pairs, queens and nines] [Qh, Qd, 9s, 9c, 4h], won $76 from side pot #1

[k13]

I cal every fucken street and river. Every fucken day it starts and ends with a three outer.

Now this is the regular program I would bet a million dollars that I'm losing this, seriously. I would even give you 10 to 1 odds on that million

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kh As]

Hero: raises and is all-in
M&R8081: calls
M&R8081: shows [Kc Jd]

*** FLOP *** [Tc Ks Qh]
*** TURN *** [Tc Ks Qh] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Tc Ks Qh 4c] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
M&R8081: shows [Kc Jd] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero: shows [Kh As] (two pair, Aces and Kings)


So fucken rigged and unrandom. **** you Stars go fucken die.

previous hand AK < KQ previous hand blah blah blah blah

Its so easy to lose 70% hands ten times in a row.

[k13]

Amazing, I lose every single hand in a row. Done for today.

[boondoggle]

Nevermind. Misread the result.

Why are you shoving PF into a raise with AJ os?

BtB

Because the idiots will call with A2-A9. Are you a n00b with poker? I shoved in preflop 30 times probably this past week and was the favorite like 20 of them. I won 3 or 4..lol.

[tad0matic]

Around 75% of SBR players are bad or new to poker

thats why you always see the same names at the final tables, good consistant play rises to the top.people like me who are new, not nec. bad, will donk one out every once in a while. I guess this adds to the chance of a suck out, or call out on a bluff. I appreciate the comments I get at the tables, like when I call with a pair against an overpair card on the table, and win. I know I got lucky, and note to self...this is how I build my skill and knowledge base. I like sbr poker, it gives me a chance to learn the dynamics of the game for free.

[Nittany Lion]

Last night I had another epic bad beat, my pocket Aces lost to pocket Jacks. Blinds were around 300/600 I had 9K or so in chips, not many people left in the tourney. The guy with JJ raises it, the BB goes all in, I wanted to go all in but couldn't so I'm forced to just call the guy that went all in. The flop hits 3, 8, J and I go all in with my AA.....of course the guy hits a set of Jacks and I'm gone.

[Bob Loblaw]

Don't know why I played again. Decided to give it one more shot. Basically the only hands I won I had to bluff and then they gave me top pair on back to back hands only to have straights rivered against me. It really is a joke. I would love to keep playing but it's pointless. I already know how it will end up.

Right on cue. I flop 2 pair, reraise a bet 4x his raise, get called with middle pair, and he turns 3 of a kind.

I literally just don't have a chance no matter how I play the game.

[Bob Loblaw]

And now they give me pocket kings and wouldn't you know, my opponent has pocket aces. Shocking.

[Bob Loblaw]

LMAO. I got 900 chips left, the pots only 150, I go all in with A,Q suited, and get called with J,7 off suit. Wouldn't you know it, he catches a jack and a seven.

No chance.

[mighty maron]

In noon tourney today..someone had AA vs A8 vs 77 all in pre. 77 hit a quad and A8 hit a flush.

[brucethebear]

Because the idiots will call with A2-A9. Are you a n00b with poker?

No. Playing online for 5 years.
The way you are playing makes you look like the noob.....

You guys need to remember that a lot more bad beats happen in free poker, because there is no risk, so people tend to call rather than fold.

[k13]

Look at all these set up hands, back to back...

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Kc 6h]
*** FLOP *** [4h 5h 7h]
*** TURN *** [4h 5h 7h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [4h 5h 7h 8h] [2c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Kc 6h] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
yogee1x: shows [3c Ah] (a flush, Ace high)


Dude was in for a little shock lol


Lets get back to more jokes...


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [8s 8h]

*** FLOP *** [9d 2d 8c]

egérke01: raises 770 to 850 and is all-in
and1983: raises 135 to 985 and is all-in
Hero: raises 770 to 1755

and1983: shows [2c 2s]
egérke01: shows [Ts Tc]

*** TURN *** [9d 2d 8c] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [9d 2d 8c Jc] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
and1983: shows [2c 2s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
Hero: shows [8s 8h] (three of a kind, Eights)
egérke01: shows [Ts Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)

[notsosharp]

that is a sick hand there!

[El Sol]

Come now, Heres a real bad beat.

Needed 2 more points to become tournament "top dog" in my local Casino. Winner gets a seat to the world series of poker main event. Im two off the final table. 9th place gets 1 point, 1st gets ten, so all I need is to finish 8th in this tournament and I got it.

Un raised pot and I wake up with KK at the cutoff. Should I fold until 8th? Steal? I almost folded, but I need the chips to be more secure, I was getting low. So I pushed just to take the blinds.

The guy in the big blind (not knowing or caring about my situation) gets a phone call and says, "sorry guys, I got to go, I call..." Turns his cards over, shows 10 6 off, gets up, and leaves the casino. The hand is live because he turned up his cards, he wins the hand, knocks me out, and his chips get sent over to an empty seat, I dont go to the world series.

Its been about six months since this happened and I still get mad thinking about it.

[k13]

that is a sick hand there!

Its everyday, even though the odds are 1 in 250 000 or so.

[k13]

The best ones are when three people have an Ax and you have QQ, the river will still be an ace.

[k13]

I can't play one fucken minute without a joke...

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac Kd]

ptibhou: raises and is all-in
Hero: raises and is all-in
ptibhou: shows [Jh Kh]

*** FLOP *** [3s 3h 2d]
*** TURN *** [3s 3h 2d] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [3s 3h 2d Qh] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ptibhou: shows [Jh Kh] (a flush, King high)
Hero: shows [Ac Kd] (a pair of Threes)


Once another heart hit, flush is coming 100%, its not even a question.


I've only lost ~85% of hands that's I've been ahead 70-98% ahead this month.

[yisman]

I dreamed about a spades royal flush last night.

[k13]

4 qualify to super tuesday. Obviously I finish 5th with AA losing 56o.

[brucethebear]

4 qualify to super tuesday. Obviously I finish 5th with AA losing 56o.

Mate, time for a new hobby.

BtB

[k13]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th Jd]

*** FLOP *** [Js 2d Td]


Spic has 68o no diamond

Can you tell me the next two cards.....

[coutman]

6-6 or 8-8 sure

[k13]

6-6 or 8-8 sure

No...try again.


Its better to suck....obviously I'm on tilt....

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ac 9c]

miki242: raises 300 to 450
Hero: raises and is all-in
sergeserge: calls
miki242: raises 1900 to 4800 and is all-in
sergeserge: shows [Qs Qd]
miki242: shows [Ah Qh]

*** FLOP *** [9h 2d Jc]
*** TURN *** [9h 2d Jc] [As]
*** RIVER *** [9h 2d Jc As] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sergeserge: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
miki242: shows [Ah Qh] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
Hero: shows [Ac 9c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)


Check out how little equity I had. Yet I felt really good...

[k13]

Like I said, its every fucken hand.


*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Jd Jc]

*** FLOP *** [7c 5d Ts]
*** TURN *** [7c 5d Ts] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [7c 5d Ts 3d] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Jd Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
olson2035: shows [5s 3s] (two pair, Fives and Threes)

[k13]

Every fucken time the very next fucken card, **** you stars, , **** you , fucken die you pieces of shit.

[k13]

I hope everyone at PS gets cancer and lives painfully for a long time.

[k13]

Next tourney.

I shove some piece of shit with kq, calls with 109o

Obviously lose again.

minute after minute after minute.

[k13]

Mate, time for a new hobby.

BtB

I'm down to 50 BI's after cashing out and nice "variance" streak.

I'll see if I can lose every hand in a row. Should be rather easy.

[k13]

I run AK into AA two hands in a row, both cases ace still on the flop.

Amazing odds.....

[k13]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Heero [3s Kd]

*** FLOP *** [Js Ks 2c]
*** TURN *** [Js Ks 2c] [7h]
*** RIVER *** [Js Ks 2c 7h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [3s Kd] (a pair of Kings)
Saitek00: shows [2d Jh] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)


This should be no problem, 27 hands in a row lost...

[brucethebear]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Th Jd]

*** FLOP *** [Js 2d Td]


Spic has 68o no diamond

Can you tell me the next two cards.....

I am saying he made a straight. 7-9 or 9-Q.

BtB

[boondoggle]

poker tomorrow...lets hope the cards are nice!!!