What would Obama do for a living if he actually had to get a real job?

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  • tripas for lunch
    SBR Hustler
    • 01-05-11
    • 79

    #1
    What would Obama do for a living if he actually had to get a real job?
    Janitor or porter comes to mind, but he's really too stupid and lazy to even do that.

    The only thing I can figure he's really cut out for is prison bitch.



    Anybody else have any ideas?
  • Jimmy0607
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-09-09
    • 7785

    #2
    Wow just wow, you do know he went to Harvard right
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    • crustyme
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-29-10
      • 16896

      #3
      im sure a lawyer since he has a degree from one of the most prestigious law schools in the nation.

      the better question is what job would you have if u werent posting on a forum 24/7/365? im guessing pizza delivery or going through trash bins looking for recyclables.
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      • RubberKettle
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        • 12-28-09
        • 6421

        #4
        Hes an ideologue so Lawyer or Professor
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        • Willie Bee
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          • 02-14-06
          • 15726

          #5
          Professional handicapper. That goes for the guy he defeated in the '08 election as well, McCain. If they can get 130 million people to vote for them for president with the crap they served up, surely they could sell a bunch of sports picks to the general gambling populace.
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          • tripas for lunch
            SBR Hustler
            • 01-05-11
            • 79

            #6
            Originally posted by crustyme
            im sure a lawyer
            He doesn't have a license to practice law.

            Perhaps he could be a garbageman with the right supervision.
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            • mmike032
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-11-08
              • 8905

              #7
              Originally posted by Willie Bee
              Professional handicapper. That goes for the guy he defeated in the '08 election as well, McCain. If they can get 130 million people to vote for them for president with the crap they served up, surely they could sell a bunch of sports picks to the general gambling populace.
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              • jnickell100
                SBR MVP
                • 11-11-09
                • 4305

                #8
                What a stupid ass white trash redneck you are. He went to harvard one of the best law schools in all of the world. He taught law at the university of chicago as well.

                I'm sure this guy is a bush dick sucker
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                • crustyme
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-29-10
                  • 16896

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jnickell100
                  I'm sure this guy is a bush dick sucker
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                  • crustyme
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-29-10
                    • 16896

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tripas for lunch
                    He doesn't have a license to practice law.

                    Perhaps he could be a garbageman with the right supervision.
                    wrong, idiot.

                    False rumor holds that Barack and Michelle Obama surrendered their law licenses to avoid pending disciplinary actions.
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82631

                      #11
                      Our daily Obama hatin' thread.
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                      • C-Gold
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-04-10
                        • 6808

                        #12
                        Community organizer: Carry around a clip board to collect signatures by day, smoke weed and party at night
                        Teacher: Babysit kids and indoctrinate the youth with all these silly theories
                        Paralegal: Help sue people that actually produce things
                        Mayor of DC: Druggie who steals from the workers and gives to the non workers
                        Book writer: Write a book and tell everybody how great he is
                        Paid Protester: 10 bucks per hour to protest
                        Union Boss: Thug who sues people

                        All and all he's a pretty slimely guy.
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                        • C-Gold
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-04-10
                          • 6808

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                          Our daily Obama hatin' thread.
                          Why not, he sucks?
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                          • Stallion
                            SBR MVP
                            • 03-21-10
                            • 3616

                            #14
                            Wasn't there a pic of him in a rap video??
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                            • oiler
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                              • 06-06-09
                              • 6585

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jimmy0607
                              Wow just wow, you do know he went to Harvard right
                              this guy talking all this crap about obama and he probably didnt even graduate from high school.obama has a top class education ,sure he could probably do anything he wants to do,but the dumbass who said he would be a prison bitch,maybe thats what u were in your many prison stints
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                              • DwightShrute
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 01-17-09
                                • 102848

                                #16
                                I am sure he would do well at just about anything he decided to do. He's a smart guy.

                                Anything but politics for damn sure.
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                                • tripas for lunch
                                  SBR Hustler
                                  • 01-05-11
                                  • 79

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by crustyme
                                  You might note that even your source acknowledges the Kenyan is not currently holding a license to practice law.
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                                  • C-Gold
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-04-10
                                    • 6808

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by oiler
                                    this guy talking all this crap about obama and he probably didnt even graduate from high school.obama has a top class education ,sure he could probably do anything he wants to do,but the dumbass who said he would be a prison bitch,maybe thats what u were in your many prison stints
                                    Obama started off in community college, and that's with affirmative action working his way. A lot of posters here didn't have to start off at community college because they had a coke problem, and most of the posters here are white. That means they had to be far higher and better than the Obama cloth.
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                                    • tripas for lunch
                                      SBR Hustler
                                      • 01-05-11
                                      • 79

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                      I am sure he would do well at just about anything he decided to do. He's a smart guy.
                                      There is a bit of documentation to refute that.

                                      Is Obama Stupid and Lazy?



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                                      • CarpeDime
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-01-09
                                        • 7873

                                        #20
                                        we got a brother in the white house

                                        im sayin, we got a brother in the white house!

                                        aint that some sh*t???

                                        that is some deep sh*t right there bro
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                                        • DwightShrute
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-17-09
                                          • 102848

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by tripas for lunch
                                          There is a bit of documentation to refute that.

                                          Is Obama Stupid and Lazy?



                                          http://www.westernjournalism.com/exc...upid-and-lazy/

                                          Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?

                                          There is no question he is the absolute worst President ever. Stupid and lazy, no way.
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                                          • obamaismyuncle
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                                            • 12-31-08
                                            • 17801

                                            #22
                                            plumber
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                                            • RubberKettle
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                                              • 12-28-09
                                              • 6421

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                              we got a brother in the white house im sayin, we got a brother in the white house! aint that some sh*t??? that is some deep sh*t right there bro
                                              Reminded me of this

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                                              • kiln
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 08-29-10
                                                • 830

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?
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                                                • DwightShrute
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 01-17-09
                                                  • 102848

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by kiln
                                                  10X the president as Obama
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                                                  • JerseyLove
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                                                    • 02-15-10
                                                    • 2183

                                                    #26
                                                    hhha another great thread on sbr
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                                                    • wtf
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-22-08
                                                      • 12983

                                                      #27
                                                      better question, what would he do if he was white

                                                      answer: not get into harvard to begin with that is fo sho
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                                                      • Resler
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 11-03-10
                                                        • 1417

                                                        #28
                                                        Since when is being commander and cheif of the free world now a real job????? ******* ignorant.
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                                                        • jjgold
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                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          janitor
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                                                          • falconticket
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                                                            • 09-05-10
                                                            • 3414

                                                            #30
                                                            Actor
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                                                            • DwightShrute
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                                                              • 01-17-09
                                                              • 102848

                                                              #31
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                                                              • big0mar
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                                                                • 01-09-09
                                                                • 3374

                                                                #32
                                                                Guy was head of the Harvard Law Review. Probably would have stayed there if he didn't get into politics.
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                                                                • DwightShrute
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                                                                  • 01-17-09
                                                                  • 102848

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • C-Gold
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                                                                    • 09-04-10
                                                                    • 6808

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                                    Do you personally think that any man who becomes president of the United States can be stupid and lazy?

                                                                    There is no question he is the absolute worst President ever. Stupid and lazy, no way.
                                                                    Liberals spent 8 years arguing that Bush was stupid.

                                                                    I don't think Obama is 1/8th as smart as people think he is. He's a good speaker and a salesman. So are most football coaches and recruiters at major universities. That doesn't mean I think Nick Saban should be running for President anytime soon. Obama is all about SALES AND BULLSHIT.

                                                                    If he was 100% white, and poor, he wouldn't be jumping from community college to Harvard, either that or he would release his grades to show that he earned it and it wasn't just being 1/2 black or growing up rich.
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                                                                    • DwightShrute
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 01-17-09
                                                                      • 102848

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by C-Gold
                                                                      Liberals spent 8 years arguing that Bush was stupid.

                                                                      I don't think Obama is 1/8th as smart as people think he is. He's a good speaker and a salesman. So are most football coaches and recruiters at major universities. That doesn't mean I think Nick Saban should be running for President anytime soon. Obama is all about SALES AND BULLSHIT.

                                                                      If he was 100% white, and poor, he wouldn't be jumping from community college to Harvard, either that or he would release his grades to show that he earned it and it wasn't just being 1/2 black or growing up rich.
                                                                      a lot of speculation there Gold. I am as anti-Obama as you but calling him stupid and lazy is just about as ridiculous as those who called Bush the same.
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