Ever Drink So Much On A Work Night.......

[JW Cash]

...that you feared you could get a DUI driving
to work in the morning.............................

[gofer5]

A few years ago, the Monday after the Super Bowl was a bad one for me. I didn't dare call in sick to work, and was nervous the whole drive in (as I sucked on tic tacs). Fortunately I made it in OK. Now I always take a vacation day on the Monday following the Super Bowl.

[The Madcap]

Yeah, a couple times. But I said fuk it and fixed myself a morning roadie of Tequila and OJ.

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

i don't even want to publicise my stories hahahaaha

[THE PROFIT]

my stories would scare you

[frostno98]

On a good gambling night! Probably call in sick instead.

[gilbert91016]

Yeah, a couple times. But I said fuk it and fixed myself a morning roadie of Tequila and OJ.

Exept I like rock star& goose

[THE PROFIT]

I used to have to drink a pint of vodka just to be able to go to work

[gilbert91016]

I used to have to drink a pint of vodka just to be able to go to work

Is work that bad??

[beermankirk]

The bad part is when you have that stinky sweating out alcohol smell..

[THE PROFIT]

Is work that bad??

no, life was

[obamaismyuncle]

I know a guy who got a DWI around 8 pm one night, they had him taken in custody, booked and released to his wife around midnight...7am the next morning he was pulled over and given another DWI on his way to work.

[JMobile]

I actually HAVE gone to work drunk in the morning and no sleep. I don't even remember what happened. Never got fired.

[THE PROFIT]

I remember once I had been partying all night & hadnt slept, about 5am I was fukin a stripper that just showed up at the house & doing coke & drinking gin. Went to work at 8am. My boss asked me why I smelled like a sailor after 2 nights in Bangkok. I told him what had happened. He laughed like hell & told me to go in the back & work & stay away from sharp objects

[Domestic]

A lot of people underestimate just how long alcohol stays in your body, takes a lot more than 8 hours sleep to get it all out.

[sideloaded]

Drunk off my ass right now.

[Pin2Win]

Watching the Refs screw over teams in the NFL weather its BS calls and then telling the media that they did make the wrong call and was sorry... that will make ya drink!

[HotStreak]

Yes.

[sportsfan1126]

Yes. Happens every now and then

[FourLengthsClear]

Probably my funniest/scariest drink and drive stories happened the very last time I did it.
It was about 7 years ago and I was completely blitzed.

I drove home and was busting to go for a p!ss. I made it to within 150yds of home before getting out and relieving myself in a bush.

To cut a long story short, when I woke up to go to work, I couldn't remember a thing and my car was not in the driveway so I assumed I had taken a taxi home and left the car. When I walked out of the driveway I saw my car parked 150yds up the road with the driver door open and the engine still running.

I shut the engine off and locked it and called my wife to pick it up.

[Bostongambler]

It has only happened to me 847 times.