Ex-hookers for Jesus...

[Robyn]

Bread stumbled into this strange group of people on MySpace a month or so ago. Apparently, a group of ex-hookers/strippers/porn stars have found Jesus and make it their life mission to maintain their pornstar image whilst spreading the word of God.

WHAT?

If you read through the comments, Bread is going toe-to-toe with some of the idiots who post on her page.

Hilarious.

Here is her myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/pussycatpreacher

[Deuce]

Broad on the left is gorgeous.

[Richkas]

Good girls.

[thegreatdiatchi]

They look good but I can't stand dumb girls and these two personify that trait perfectly. And that's without getting into how I don't like Jesus/religion pushers.

[Robyn]

I don't mind people who have faith (in anything), just as long as they don't throw it in my face. What I do mind are people who capitalize on the ignorance of others, whether it be a "preacher" selling miracle water on TV or former sluts pandering for attention in the name of Jesus.

Making a man feel OK about jerking off to a hot girl simply because she is a Christian, is pretty idiotic.

The girls appear to be attractive, but I am not certain due to the layers and layers of makeup.

[curious]

Biker babes for Jesus

I like the Biker Babes for Jesus better.

[Robyn]

Look at THIS ex-hooker for jesus:

http://www.myspace.com/cindamuse

[mofome]

[Richkas]

What was the question?

[betplom]

Bread stumbled into this strange group of people on MySpace......

Did he stumble upon it after doing a google search for "hookers"?

Much easier to find prostitutes on Craigslist.

[Robyn]

Richkas, maybe MO found Jesus when he saw that gif.

[SBR Lou]

Robyn, you look hot there but for the love of God cut the guy out of that picture..

[Panic]

Now I know what it feels like to watch a video 39 times. I thought you were crazy when you talked about that over the rainbow song, but I get it now.

[Robyn]

Did he stumble upon it after doing a google search for "hookers"?

Much easier to find prostitutes on Craigslist.

No, we are always looking for weird profiles on MySpace. We sometimes even have a competition to see who can find the best/worst out there.

[thegreatdiatchi]

Look at THIS ex-hooker for jesus:

http://www.myspace.com/cindamuse

[thegreatdiatchi]

So much from trying to get away from the desire of wanting girls to sit on my face.

[Robyn]

I'm not sure what she looked like when she was a working girl, but holy hell....

[swede96]

I have never been so pissed that I can't view MySpace from work. I wanna see the hookers!!

[swede96]

I'm not sure what she looked like when she was a working girl, but holy hell....

Nevermind! Now I DON'T wanna see the hookers!!

[Richkas]

I'm not sure what she looked like when she was a working girl, but holy hell....

You just ruined it.

[betplom]

I'm not sure what she looked like when she was a working girl, but holy hell....

Imagine the things that mouth has done to fulfill job requirements.

[Robyn]

Here you go, Swede. I'll forward her myspace page to yours in a minute so you can look later.

I left a comment on her page, which she posted (didn't think she would).

"When do you ladies find time to spread the word of God in between pedicures, manicures, tanning appointments, root touch-ups, teeth bleaching, waxing, shopping, etc? Are your parishioners the very people you meet with to make your magical appearances happen?"

I forgot to mention the hair extentions.



Here's the other one. Just in case you are wondering, yes, the shirt says "hookers" with the fish symbol underneath. AWESOME!!!!

[Robyn]

Imagine the things that mouth has done to fulfill job requirements.

I am sure she wasn't just tricking for money. That lady looks like a former crackwhore.

[Sportsgirl]

Her Madame must have been Tussaud, no?

[Robyn]

Her Madame must have been Tussaud, no?

I am curious to know how much time and money she puts into keeping up that whole Pam Anderson look.

[thegreatdiatchi]

You know, I'd bet that without the makeup those 2 girls would be on baggedheadporn.com

[Robyn]

I'm sure the first girl would actually be kind of pretty. But the second girl, eek! I will also never understand why some women either completely wax or pluck almost their entire eyebrow off and then paint it back on.

[swede96]

Yeah, she looks really pretty there, but she did use a WHOLE stick of eyeliner that morning.

[swede96]

The second girl's mouth does not look big enough to handle any significant girth.

[Sportsgirl]

I'm sure the first girl would actually be kind of pretty. But the second girl, eek! I will also never understand why some women either completely wax or pluck almost their entire eyebrow off and then paint it back on.

Beats me, Rob. I'm sort of a brush my hair and go kinda girl.

[Richkas]

All I want to know is how much?

[jackpot269]

The one with the hookers shirt looks good!!!The others not so good!!!

[Sportsgirl]

All I want to know is how much?

Trip to London: $1200.00
Admission to Madame Tussauds: $26.50
Seeing you touch that wax thing: Priceless.

[Robyn]

All I want to know is how much?

They now sell their body for the Lord. I am sure with a minor donation to their "hookers for jesus" fund, Jesus would forgive you for touching your dinger to their pictures.

[thezbar]

I view this as a twisted marketing attempt to call attention to themselves promoting their sales products. Its sort of in bad taste!