Being a Drunk Degenerate Gambler Is a Great Life!

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  • tripas for lunch
    SBR Hustler
    • 01-05-11
    • 79

    #1
    Being a Drunk Degenerate Gambler Is a Great Life!
    Just got back a few hours ago from a Valentines Day dinner with my wife and daughter. It was ok, but what was really on my mind was if I could make it back for 2nd half late NBA betting and if I could find a way to fund such betting (I didn't and I couldn't).

    It doesn't matter. Tomorrow's a new day and my wife doesn't even know about the $29,000 in unsecured debt I have accumulated through gambling.

    I have promised to turn over to her $4000 in tax refunds which I will get in a couple of weeks. I really need to make $1000 with that money to cover some obligations. Certainly I can make a mere $1000 with $4000 to play with, right?

    I am wondering -- do I make a hero's play of wagering the whole $4000 on some obscure NCAA BB play after consuming half a quart of whiskey (we're talking a rush that mainlining smack can't equal). Maybe I can grind it out with safe plays and just get the $1000.

    Got a couple of beers to finish before I go to bed. I'll guess I'll figure it out tomorrow.
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
    well you've come to the right place. SBR is full of losers, top to bottom
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    • hanziman
      SBR Wise Guy
      • 03-11-10
      • 692

      #3
      Two words to live by brother - Money Management.
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      • flyingillini
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 12-06-06
        • 41219

        #4
        Bust out the plate of yayo as well!
        המוסד‎
        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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        • chilidog
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-05-09
          • 10305

          #5
          Originally posted by flyingillini
          Bust out the plate of yayo as well!
          Sounds like a plan to me - my guy stocked me up Thursday night, I'm good to go.
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          • MarkDee
            SBR Sharp
            • 01-03-10
            • 427

            #6
            I'd risk it all on a round robin. check the kempow thread in the ncaa forum and go balls out.
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            • AribaAriba
              SBR MVP
              • 04-03-09
              • 2919

              #7
              Think its cool huh LOL Suicide watch on the loose... o ya please dont include the wife if ur suicidal. Thx
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              • Brock Landers
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 06-30-08
                • 45360

                #8
                Originally posted by tripas for lunch
                Just got back a few hours ago from a Valentines Day dinner with my wife and daughter. It was ok, but what was really on my mind was if I could make it back for 2nd half late NBA betting and if I could find a way to fund such betting (I didn't and I couldn't). It doesn't matter. Tomorrow's a new day and my wife doesn't even know about the $29,000 in unsecured debt I have accumulated through gambling. I have promised to turn over to her $4000 in tax refunds which I will get in a couple of weeks. I really need to make $1000 with that money to cover some obligations. Certainly I can make a mere $1000 with $4000 to play with, right? I am wondering -- do I make a hero's play of wagering the whole $4000 on some obscure NCAA BB play after consuming half a quart of whiskey (we're talking a rush that mainlining smack can't equal). Maybe I can grind it out with safe plays and just get the $1000. Got a couple of beers to finish before I go to bed. I'll guess I'll figure it out tomorrow.
                what can i say, i've been there before, quite a few times actually, its not some place some people can relate to, but you are scaring me guy..
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                • orioles
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 07-21-07
                  • 396

                  #9
                  Hit the Meadowlands.
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                  • LLXC
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 12-10-06
                    • 8972

                    #10
                    Hope this guy isn't serious...
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                    • tripleblack1705
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 09-06-10
                      • 362

                      #11
                      Hahaha good luck bro
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                      • THE PROFIT
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-09
                        • 17701

                        #12
                        take that $4,000 and buy some booze & yayo with $1000, take $2,000 to gamble on, and just waste the rest
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                        • romecloneout
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-06-11
                          • 2243

                          #13
                          go all in...rubberband plays baby follow em
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                          • Roadtrip635
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-07-10
                            • 6129

                            #14
                            let it all ride on one big play, be a hero!
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                            • beerman2619
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-24-09
                              • 7752

                              #15
                              This is a great thread i feel at home in here. Course i'm a cheap watered down pbr drunk and burnett's vodka ha.
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                              • chilidog
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 04-05-09
                                • 10305

                                #16
                                Originally posted by THE PROFIT
                                take that $4,000 and buy some booze & yayo with $1000, take $2,000 to gamble on, and just waste the rest
                                holy fukk, a grand for booze and yayo? that'd keep me busy for a loooooooooooong time, at least down here in cr.
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                                • Extra Innings
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-26-10
                                  • 15058

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                  what can i say, i've been there before, quite a few times actually, its not some place some people can relate to, but you are scaring me guy..
                                  Excellent...you two should form a club
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                                  • Domestic
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-10-09
                                    • 6323

                                    #18
                                    We must stick together. Everyone here is equal.
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                                    • will2survive
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-26-09
                                      • 8106

                                      #19
                                      very sad. very difficult situation. everyone here has been in an awful position before--I guarantee it
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                                      • PAYTON20
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-02-10
                                        • 5217

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by will2survive
                                        very sad. very difficult situation. everyone here has been in an awful position before--I guarantee it
                                        29 grand in gambling debt? Haha I hope not
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                                        • homerbush
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-17-08
                                          • 2317

                                          #21
                                          Yes we have all been here.
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                                          • lonesomeloser
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 01-18-09
                                            • 379

                                            #22
                                            anyone that has a 29,000 gambing debt is a fukking fool. Never ever bet on tick.
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