Phuck! I hate it when guests come over!!!!

[buztah]

Phuck me! My wife just told me we have company tonight! Goddamnit! I phucken hate for anyone to come over! I need to be on SBR and watch the games. I got money on the jays and I need to watch and root that shit in! I especially hate when the company has no knowledge of or interest in sports, which these 2 people who are coming over loathe! PHUCK! PHUCK! PHUCK!

[SBR Lou]

Take frequent trips to the john w/ laptop & cell.

[Shark79]

Ur married??

Thought u were like 10 yrs old

[SBR Lou]

Ur married??

He just made some posts a few weeks ago about banging some broad he met at a bar, and about planning to bang some chick who invited him to a party. He isn't married, and if he is, I feel sorry for his wife..

[Shark79]

He just made some posts a few weeks ago about banging some broad he met at a bar, and about planning to bang some chick who invited him to a party. He isn't married, and if he is, I feel sorry for his wife..

[jjgold]

Buzzy aren't you the guy that is banging your wifes girlfriend??

No good

[Shark79]

Buzzy aren't you the guy that is banging your wifes girlfriend??

No good

[Arnold]

Ur married??

Thought u were like 10 yrs old

A 10 year old lion is a pretty old lion

[buztah]

Unphuckenreal! Now we're going shopping with this other couple tomorrow at IKEA!!!!! There goes my Saturday of gambling. PHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shark79]

Lol

[AgainstAllOdds]

kinda reminds me of BeattheJerk.com

[BrentCrude]

Bravo Brother Buztah!

Buztah,I know exactly where you are coming from on the whole guest thing.As I get older I don't like to be burdened with even family members that are dysfunctional.The whole friggin world is screwed up and all us normal people have to bear the brunt of the half wits that show up at our doorstep.

I love people on my own terms.I don't bother other people by intruding on them and I don't force my opinions on them either when I'm in their crib.I'm such a push over Eddy Haskell when it comes to forcing myself to endure having other peoples belief systems forced upon me.When that kind of company leaves I have to sit down and reward myself with at least a 12 pack,a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and a pint of some gooey and nutty ice cream,place a few bets and put a couple pornos in the DVD player.

People are pigs too with slathering soap all around the wash basin ,dropping more food on the floor than in their gut and last but not least,exploding a whole bowl of chilli-Velveeta dip in the microwave where you don't discover it for 12 hours where it's solidified!!!

I swear I'm going to find sedatives to spike house guests food and drinks with where they just go into a stooper the whole time they visit.I would rather have them comotose!My luck,they would shit their pants in that frame of altered state of mind.hehe!

[buztah]

Brent, we're on the same wavelength. Just got back from IKEA. Dinner morphed into IKEA today and karaoke to-phucken-night! PHUCK ME! At least these guys don't come back to my house tonight. Tired of people coming in and treating my home like a phucken motel room! Phuck that shit! This is my house! I just wanna tell em all to get the phuck out!