Playing internet poker is like....

[bettilimbroke999]

Getting kicked in the nuts by a horse then....

Sticking your dick in a woodchipper then....

Gettin informed by the crackwhore you thought looked like Jessica Alba when you were passed out drunk is having twins and you're the father

[HotStreak]

Really it's just like betting on Jai Alai back in the day.

Everyone is in on it but you.

[HotStreak]

At least you get robbed from the comfort of your own home.

[bettilimbroke999]

Everytime I see your profile pic I think damn that bitch ****** Daly up, you'd think hed at least take a week or 2 off so the scratches werent still like bleeding

[HotStreak]

Everytime I see your profile pic I think damn that bitch ****** Daly up, you'd think hed at least take a week or 2 off so the scratches werent still like bleeding

Hahaha.

You have to be determined to keep running $500 bills through slot machines. Scratches.....Fuk that. Where's my Miller Lite.

[bettilimbroke999]

Apparently she wasnt terribly interested in sex that night

[bettilimbroke999]

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[JW Cash]

Internet poker is super.......multi tabling increases your profit if
you are playing correctly................

[Lumpy81]

It is so much different than regular poker

[bettilimbroke999]

Internet poker sucks like a porn star, multi-tabling with tables full of other guys multi-tabling fuckin sucks