OT: Why Would a Girl Join the US Army?

[ritehook]

OK, if she's a bit patriotic, wants to further her eduction, or to meet an eligible and intelligent bachelor -- SHE MAY JOIN THE AIR FORCE OR COAST GUARD!!

Maybe, possibly, even the Navy. These top three (esp CG and AF) get, generally, the best. (And in modern times much less likely to come home in a box.)

The Marines - uh, yeah, first to fight. OK. Semper Fi. But not a good choice for a gal. For some reason, in the base at Oceanside CA, the woman marines are called - disparagingly - WHAMS. Or used to be.

But the Army! Cripes. The typical army base looks like a Thrid World way station.

Reason # 1: A not-too-bright dolly form the ghetto or the W Va mountains, with a vague touch of patriotism maybe, but primarily wanting out of her surroundings, and DUMB AS A ROCK. A pure innocent . . .

Reason # 2: A fierce lesbian, wanting to be the fox in the chicken coup. All those innocent young chickens . . . Especially if the bulldyke is a drill sergeant, in charge of the chickies. Must be a big biz in dildoes near the army bases.

Reason # 3: A wild nymphomaniac. Can get close to a lot of horny GIs, and give new meaning to the phrase "spread 'em wide."

If you daughter or sister comes to you and says she wants a life of service and is going to join the army, lead her into a differnt kind of "service," by repeating Hamlet's advice to Ophelia: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!

[SBR Lou]

They should only join as intelligence analysts or cooks.

[Scorpion]

They jopin because they offer I guess good benefits(education,....) but then there is a war and they wonder why they did this!

[RageWizard]

Some girls like to dress up in Camo, roll in the mud with a gun, like riding in jeeps, do a lot of weight lifting. Add it up and I'd say it would be a boxed lunch paradise. I'm sure they live in barracks like the dudes so there is another plus, a sister sleep over every night.

[Deuce]

She wants lots of cocks.

[treece]

She wants lots of cocks.

pretty sure thats the no. 1 answer. :dick:

[thezbar]

Because she's a male born into a female body. Or she could be running away from something.

[HedgeHog]

With this "don't ask, don't tell" policy, how many lezbo's have been kicked out. None that I remember, but be a known gay guy in the military and you get the boot. Double standard?

Let's get behind our gay soldiers!

[Deuce]

With this "don't ask, don't tell" policy, how many lezbo's have been kicked out. None that I remember, but be a known gay guy in the military and you get the boot. Double standard?

I would rather have a butch bull dyke in the service than a twink.

[TexansFan]

Let's get behind our gay soldiers!

You first.

[HedgeHog]

You first.

Perhaps a bad choice of words.

[purecarnagge]

brings a new meaning to the word gangbang...

[LVHerbie]

when I was in the army girls who were butt ugly would get treated like royality where as in the real world people would have given them a second look... standards defiently change when you get to where there are only a couple girls surrounded by hundreds of horney men...