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  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #36
    Girl Guide cookies is what I know them as. I remember when there were only two choices, chocolate or vanilla.

    Obama, "I am happy to announce" is traditionally followed by "the birth of my son/daughter"...or "I'm going to be a daddy"....or "I'm engaged to be married".

    A letdown of sorts
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    • WvGambler
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 04-19-10
      • 11618

      #37
      Tag-a-fukkin-longs!
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      • C-Gold
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-04-10
        • 6808

        #38
        You bet 2 dimes on a game and double your money. You buy a couple boxes of girl scout cookies, shit your brains out and never get your 7 bucks back.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #39
          I cannot but from the mother fukker milf daughters in my area

          Mom's don't trust meas far as $$$

          LOL two years ago I got accused on stiffing girl $240 but was set up

          I did pay for the cookies

          Other Mon said no way because I tried and fuk her sister a ways back, she said I am a stalker, fuk the woman was 32, like 220 pounds

          Stalk her????????????????????????????
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          • C-Gold
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-04-10
            • 6808

            #40
            I seriously don't think you can get your hopes up of having some hot 18 year old girl in uniform come over to see you a box of cookies. I'm sure the girl scouts at that age are just as un-cool as the Weeblos or boyscouts for boys. The only girls that age in girl scouts are the braces/freckles/unpopular kinds... worthless. So your best bet is if some little girl has her hot unsatisfied mommy with her going door to door and you put the moves on mommy.
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            • C-Gold
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-04-10
              • 6808

              #41
              Originally posted by jjgold
              I cannot but from the mother fukker milf daughters in my area

              Mom's don't trust meas far as $$$

              LOL two years ago I got accused on stiffing girl $240 but was set up

              I did pay for the cookies

              Other Mon said no way because I tried and fuk her sister a ways back, she said I am a stalker, fuk the woman was 32, like 220 pounds

              Stalk her????????????????????????????
              I believe her. You'd take the fattie and jerk off on her face and tell no one.
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              • obamaismyuncle
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-31-08
                • 17801

                #42
                Originally posted by sickler
                Girl Guide cookies is what I know them as. I remember when there were only two choices, chocolate or vanilla.

                Obama, "I am happy to announce" is traditionally followed by "the birth of my son/daughter"...or "I'm going to be a daddy"....or "I'm engaged to be married".

                A letdown of sorts

                I know, I got too excited
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