Never Drinking Again...

Bob Loblaw · 01-30-11, 02:26 PM

Originally posted by Chugs

How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.

I'm probably in the minority. I've only said it about 400 times. Oh ya, and my hand wasn't questionably broken. It was definitely broken says the cast I wore for 10 weeks. Still to this day I don't know what happened

jjgold · 01-30-11, 02:27 PM

You will never quit unless you go to AA meetings weekly for the rest of your life

I will guarantee it

milwaukee mike · 01-30-11, 02:29 PM

if you're getting into fights when you drink, you should be drinking at home
plain and simple

robmpink · 01-30-11, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Chugs

How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.

Guy, do you have a wife, kids, a girl/ Maybe a gambling prob as well? Most likely you have a compulsion issue, like i do.

MendozaLine · 01-30-11, 02:32 PM

why the fuk are you carrying a butterfly knife on you?

Originally posted by Chugs

How many of you guys have said this, and how many times?

Seems to be the first thing I say to myself when I wake up every other morning.

Dont you just hate those mornings when you wake up and you start get flashes of all the stupid fukking shit you said and did the night before, and your just like FUKK! I made such an ass out of myself last night.

And then you go to whip the crust out of your eyes and your hand is all fukking bloodied, and questionably broken, and you have no fukking idea what happened, and then you get up from where ever the hell it is you fell over and passed out, and you see your butterfly knife opened in the middle of the floor with a half a pint of blood around it.

Your moneys fukking gone, your all out of smokes, and your wondering why the only fukking thing left in your jacket pocket is salt.

I feel like im in a downward fukking spiral and the only thing I can do to stop it is have a drink.

Any of you guys go to AA? I really feel like I need to start going, I want this to be the last time I say Im Never Drinking Again.

Chugs · 01-30-11, 02:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

You will never quit unless you go to AA meetings weekly for the rest of your life

I will guarantee it

Gold you ever go to one? What are they like?

Chugs · 01-30-11, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by robmpink

Guy, do you have a wife, kids, a girl/ Maybe a gambling prob as well? Most likely you have a compulsion issue, like i do.

No wife, no kids, no girl ... Everything I get or work for, I just fukking piss away.

Originally posted by MendozaLine

why the fuk are you carrying a butterfly knife on you?

I live in Philly ... and there cool.

ejfel01 · 01-30-11, 02:35 PM

If I got a dollar for every time I heard this... I'd be rich now.

Chimneyfish · 01-30-11, 02:35 PM

Every morning. They're called barf-lies.

beerman2619 · 01-30-11, 02:37 PM

Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.

Housemoney · 01-30-11, 02:40 PM

Judging from your avatar, you are Irish - you will never quit drinking.

BettingWizard · 01-30-11, 02:41 PM

said it last year and haven't got drunk since

Cougar Bait · 01-30-11, 02:42 PM

Last one is the best

Chugs · 01-30-11, 02:43 PM

Originally posted by Chimneyfish

Every morning. They're called barf-lies.

I dont even barf anymore, havent in years. Could down a bottle of scotch and not throw up, now I just get so messed up that I piss myself.

Originally posted by beerman2619

Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.

Made you want to drink more? Geez.

Are the meeting really like how they show them on TV and in movies? Do they like call you out and ask you to talk?

PBR ... the good stuff.

MendozaLine · 01-30-11, 02:51 PM

I went to an AA meeting that was court mandated for a minor in possession that I got. Even though im not an alcoholic, I felt like everyone there wanted me to be an alcoholic so they can feel better about their fuked up life. Pathetic really. I feel like people are brainwashed at those places.

One guy there hasnt had a sip of alcohol in 60 years and still says, "im mike, and im an alcoholic."

Originally posted by Chugs

I dont even barf anymore, havent in years. Could down a bottle of scotch and not throw up, now I just get so messed up that I piss myself.

Made you want to drink more? Geez.

Are the meeting really like how they show them on TV and in movies? Do they like call you out and ask you to talk?

PBR ... the good stuff.

obamaismyuncle · 01-30-11, 02:54 PM

sent you a pm

slatter · 01-30-11, 02:56 PM

Every other morning? Yikes. I feel like that maybe once a month, usually less. You should probably look into getting some help if you feel that way 3+ times a week.

stealthyburrito · 01-30-11, 02:59 PM

i don't kid myself, i've never said it because i know i will probably end up drinking that very night.

jjgold · 01-30-11, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by Chugs

Gold you ever go to one? What are they like?

No but they work

I do not drink a lot

I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

Have some on a spoon now

C-Gold · 01-30-11, 03:06 PM

Re: AA Meetings

Great place to pick up chicks that love drinking, premarital sex and partying.

WvGambler · 01-30-11, 03:06 PM

Butterfly knife? Don't get much gayer than that. Pulling out a butterfly knife just gives the Guy with a .45 justification to legally kill you.

sneak-a-peak · 01-30-11, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No but they work

I do not drink a lot

I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

Have some on a spoon now

You got to put that "I love yayo" avatar back up! That was the best

stevek173 · 01-30-11, 03:16 PM

She comes in colors everywhere

Chugs · 01-30-11, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No but they work

I do not drink a lot

I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

Have some on a spoon now

The finer things in life...

Originally posted by C-Gold

Re: AA Meetings

Great place to pick up chicks that love drinking, premarital sex and partying.

That would just be bad.

Originally posted by stevek173

She comes in colors everywhere

Right...

Chugs · 01-30-11, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Cougar Bait

Last one is the best

Good shit Cougar

Extra Innings · 01-30-11, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No but they work

I do not drink a lot

I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

Have some on a spoon now

Vaughany · 01-30-11, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

No but they work

I do not drink a lot

I smoke cigars, gamble and do coke recreationly

Have some on a spoon now

Quality bant!

Chimneyfish · 01-30-11, 03:57 PM

Good videos Cougar Bait. In your next Bloody Mary add a shot of orange juice and a squeeze of ketchup. Makes all the difference.

Cougar Bait · 01-30-11, 04:09 PM

Originally posted by Chimneyfish

Good videos Cougar Bait. In your next Bloody Mary add a shot of orange juice and a squeeze of ketchup. Makes all the difference.

I will try this

stevenash · 01-30-11, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by beerman2619

Yeah i felt like this Saturday morning. Course i been to AA meetings and after a meeting they made me want to drink more. Alot of buckin weirdos in there ha.

Yeah, a lot of them preach at you for an hour, 30 minutes after the meeting they are at the bar.

stevek173 · 01-30-11, 04:14 PM

Chugs I was listening to the Stones you are fine kid

Enjoy your life

let nothing stop that ever

drink it up

Be yourself, to the core always

And take Coug's advice on BM's

Chimneyfish · 01-30-11, 04:25 PM

Haha- dude makes a thread about how alcoholism is ruining his life and about how he gets so drunk that he tries to slit his wrists, and the topic of the thread quickly turns to trading cocktail recipes. I love this place.

stevek173 · 01-30-11, 04:30 PM

Kid ignore them. You are getting to the core of your humanity and yo had the courage to speak about it.

MarkDee · 01-30-11, 04:38 PM

when ever I feel this way I just stick to beer.
Usually only last a week