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  • jadyn
    SBR High Roller
    • 02-08-08
    • 101

    #176
    Originally posted by jjgold
    Actually that face does not match Robyn's body, she could of pulled a copy and paste trick and put another face on her body. I was studying the neckline and it looks like there is a line there generated by a pc about 6 inches down from her chin. What goes through peoples minds doing this?? I do not know, I am just as guilty as I make it look like I have no belly but then in some vids the smart guys here caught me and saw how overweight I am. I think we are all looking for acceptance.
    You dont have to be smart to realize you are a fat ****
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #177
      Thanks Jade that made me feel good.
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      • ShamsWoof10
        SBR MVP
        • 11-15-06
        • 4827

        #178
        Originally posted by Sportsgirl
        Shams, we decided to go with Chutebox's list instead of yours.
        No offense to you other contestants and it was close until that picture was posted... Again thank you all for coming but as I said we do have some nice parting gifts... Tiffany tell them what they won...

        Tiffany:
        Nina ...you will recieve 18 months of unlimited calling to CHINA... but that's not all NINA... you will also recieve Titanium wired reinforced bras ...Sponsored by our good fokes at AT&T and Victoria Secret..

        SportsGirl ...hang on to your hat SportsGirl because you are going on an exciting trip for 2 to......... HINES FIELD... where you will have game tickets to a Steeler home game and spend time learning the history of their offensive line....

        Bones ...ok now for all the sad moments in your life where you just need someone to be there we have for you... A NEW DOG!!!!!

        Again thank you for coming girls...

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        • Sportsgirl
          SBR MVP
          • 09-10-06
          • 4493

          #179
          Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
          SportsGirl ...hang on to your hat SportsGirl because you are going on an exciting trip for 2 to......... HINES FIELD... where you will have game tickets to a Steeler home game and spend time learning the history of their offensive line....

          Well heck, RObyn can have the win now! Trip for 2, huh?

          **Nanc wonders how she will get Mo to Steelers game. Contemplete blow to the head or naked pictures***
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          • ShamsWoof10
            SBR MVP
            • 11-15-06
            • 4827

            #180
            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
            **Nanc wonders how she will get Mo ***
            My I suggest Chriogentics..

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            • SBR Lou
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-02-07
              • 37863

              #181
              Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
              My I suggest Chriogentics..

              Something tells me she'll be looking up that word from the same place she found out who "TUNCH ILKIN" is..
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              • Robyn
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 02-05-08
                • 9681

                #182
                I think it's nap time. Not for you guys, for me. You all wear me out.

                This old age thing is really catching up to me.
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                • SBR Lou
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 08-02-07
                  • 37863

                  #183
                  Originally posted by Robyn
                  I think it's nap time. Not for you guys, for me. You all wear me out.

                  This old age thing is really catching up to me.
                  Why not have Nina put you to sleep? After all, I know she has experience "TUCKING" things in..
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                  • Robyn
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-08
                    • 9681

                    #184
                    I think I would like that very much.

                    Nina?
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                    • BadNina
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-07
                      • 10491

                      #185
                      Originally posted by crazyl
                      Why not have Nina put you to sleep? After all, I know she has experience "TUCKING" things in..
                      Oh LittleSpoon, you weren't suppose to tell people I asked you your method.
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                      • BadNina
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-07
                        • 10491

                        #186
                        Originally posted by Robyn
                        I think I would like that very much.

                        Nina?
                        Sounds like fun to me. I bet Bread would likey too.
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                        • wb3bax
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 04-02-08
                          • 39

                          #187
                          1. badnina
                          2. robyn
                          3. sg
                          4. swede
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                          • swede96
                            SBR MVP
                            • 12-05-07
                            • 3875

                            #188
                            Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                            Well heck, RObyn can have the win now! Trip for 2, huh?

                            **Nanc wonders how she will get Mo to Steelers game. Contemplete blow to the head or naked pictures***
                            I'll go! The Pats LOVE Hines Field!

                            *runs*
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                            • Sportsgirl
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-10-06
                              • 4493

                              #189
                              Originally posted by swede96
                              I'll go! The Pats LOVE Hines Field!

                              *runs*



                              Anyway, apparently I'm taking frozen Mo - it'll be like a slushie, only better
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                              • ShamsWoof10
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-15-06
                                • 4827

                                #190
                                Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                Anyway, apparently I'm taking frozen Mo - it'll be like a slushie, only better
                                Ummm I think you have that backwards... You are suppose to have YOURSELF frozen... Let's see here MoFo is mid 20's so I would say 20 years should do it... We will be happy to accomadate you and make the tickets good for the 2028 season...

                                There is an underground facility (NASA) that is 25 stories deep in Sandusky Ohio and one floor is designated for Chriogentics... Tell them Shams sent you...

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                                • jackpot269
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 09-24-07
                                  • 12842

                                  #191
                                  Originally posted by swede96
                                  I'll go! The Pats LOVE Hines Field!

                                  *runs*
                                  They dont play there in 2008!!!!!!1
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                                  • BadNina
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 11-27-07
                                    • 10491

                                    #192
                                    I think its cute the way you pretend that anyone cares what you say or think, Shamsy.
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                                    • swede96
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-05-07
                                      • 3875

                                      #193
                                      Originally posted by jackpot269
                                      They dont play there in 2008!!!!!!1
                                      That's okay. We were gracious hosts last year and we'll do it again this year.
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                                      • swede96
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-07
                                        • 3875

                                        #194
                                        Originally posted by BadNina
                                        I think its cute the way you pretend that anyone cares what you say or think, Shamsy.
                                        Ohhhh BAWLSMACK!
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                                        • Sportsgirl
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 09-10-06
                                          • 4493

                                          #195
                                          Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                                          There is an underground facility (NASA) that is 25 stories deep in Sandusky Ohio and one floor is designated for Chriogentics... Tell them Shams sent you...

                                          How long have you been there?
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                                          • MJFtheGenius
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 05-31-07
                                            • 7257

                                            #196
                                            Originally posted by BadNina
                                            I think its cute the way you pretend that anyone cares what you say or think, Shamsy.
                                            Shamwoof is the man. None of you women will ever reach his status of posting here on SBR.
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                                            • swede96
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 12-05-07
                                              • 3875

                                              #197
                                              Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                                              Shamwoof is the man. None of you women will ever reach his status of posting here on SBR.
                                              You're right about the last part, MJF, I would even know how to go about forgetting how to be a decent human being.
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                                              • BadNina
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-27-07
                                                • 10491

                                                #198
                                                Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                                                Shamwoof is the man. None of you women will ever reach his status of posting here on SBR.
                                                That's ok. I don't think anyone of us wants the title of "Biggest Asshole"
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                                                • jackpot269
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-24-07
                                                  • 12842

                                                  #199
                                                  Originally posted by MJFtheGenius
                                                  Shamwoof is the man. None of you women will ever reach his status of posting here on SBR.
                                                  That's a goal that there probably shooting for!!!not reaching his status!!
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                                                  • SBR Lou
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 08-02-07
                                                    • 37863

                                                    #200
                                                    Originally posted by BadNina
                                                    That's ok. I don't think anyone of us wants the title of "Biggest Asshole"
                                                    Judging the way some of you lie about the size of your body parts, I'm not convinced...
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                                                    • BadNina
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-27-07
                                                      • 10491

                                                      #201
                                                      Originally posted by crazyl
                                                      Judging the way some of you lie about the size of your body parts, I'm not convinced...

                                                      Its ok, LittleLouie. You were the first runner up. If for any reason Shamsy is unable to fulfill his duties, you will be awarded the crown.
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                                                      • swede96
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-05-07
                                                        • 3875

                                                        #202
                                                        Originally posted by BadNina
                                                        That's ok. I don't think anyone of us wants the title of "Biggest Asshole"
                                                        SO glad you said that so I didn't have to. That was my first response. Great minds, baby.
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                                                        • swede96
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-05-07
                                                          • 3875

                                                          #203
                                                          Originally posted by BadNina
                                                          Its ok, LittleLouie. You were the first runner up. If for any reason Shamsy is unable to fulfill his duties, you will be awarded the crown.
                                                          Nina, have some respect. His full name is LittleSpoonLouie.
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                                                          • BadNina
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #204
                                                            I'll try to do better.
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                                                            • swede96
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 12-05-07
                                                              • 3875

                                                              #205
                                                              Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                              How long have you been there?
                                                              Silly Nanc...Shamsie can't type if he's frozen! It's just his heart and 3/4 of his brain they have. Duh!
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                                                              • Sportsgirl
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-10-06
                                                                • 4493

                                                                #206
                                                                Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                                                                Ummm I think you have that backwards... You are suppose to have YOURSELF frozen... Let's see here MoFo is mid 20's so I would say 20 years should do it... We will be happy to accomadate you and make the tickets good for the 2028 season...

                                                                There is an underground facility (NASA) that is 25 stories deep in Sandusky Ohio and one floor is designated for Chriogentics... Tell them Shams sent you...

                                                                this works out well for me then, as when I thaw out after 20 years, Mo will be 48 and I'll still be 42. Great plan.

                                                                Seriously, Shams, if you think being 42 is remotely something I'm uncomfortable with or feel bad about, you're barking up the wrong tree. Simply put, the only way you know how old I am is because I chose to put that information in my profile here. It's also very plain on my MySpace profile. If I gave the least shIt about my age, I am smart enough to have lied about it, don't you think?
                                                                Mo and and I are engaged in some harmless e-flirting. Why dampen the fun by trying to inject a reality that neither of us couldn't care less about?
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                                                                • Robyn
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                                  • 9681

                                                                  #207
                                                                  Nancy, misery loves company. When it comes a'knocking, don't answer.
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                                                                  • ShamsWoof10
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 11-15-06
                                                                    • 4827

                                                                    #208
                                                                    Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                                    this works out well for me then, as when I thaw out after 20 years, Mo will be 48 and I'll still be 42. Great plan.
                                                                    Yeah that's should be about right...

                                                                    Why do you b*tches whine so damn much...?

                                                                    I thought the gifts were nice...

                                                                    Nancy you won't freeze if you continue to be this salty...

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                                                                    • swede96
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-05-07
                                                                      • 3875

                                                                      #209
                                                                      P.S. You can keep my prize, too. I don't want a new dog, thanks.
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                                                                      • ShamsWoof10
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 11-15-06
                                                                        • 4827

                                                                        #210
                                                                        Originally posted by swede96
                                                                        P.S. You can keep my prize, too. I don't want a new dog, thanks.
                                                                        Sorry BONES that's the best we can do... A brain transplant is just too costly...

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