beauty contest

[Quebb Diesel]

swede can i hold your hand?

[swede96]

Sorry BONES that's the best we can do... A brain transplant is just too costly...

I'm proud of you for even checking into them. At least you're admitting you have a problem. Keep saving your pennies and you'll have that new brain in no time!

[swede96]

swede can i hold your hand?

You can hold whatever you want and you know it.

[Quebb Diesel]

how about your toes? lots of girls are freaked out of feet massages...

[ShamsWoof10]

You can hold whatever you want and you know it.

You're so full of sh*t and you know it...

[swede96]

I'm down. I'll even make sure I get a good Pedi done first. I am warning you, though...my feet are pretty ticklish, so if you're one of those toe lickers, you may get licked in the face. I can't help it.

[Quebb Diesel]

i have strong hands...i think i could control a ticklish foot...

[BadNina]

You're so full of sh*t and you know it...

While it is nice (ie creepy) for you to be concerned about her colon health, I don't think its polite to interrupt other people's "conversations" that don't have anything to do with you.

You may thank me now for your Miss Manners Lesson.

[swede96]

i have strong hands...i think i could control a ticklish foot...

SO hot.

My butt is ticklish too, just sayin'

[swede96]

While it is nice (ie creepy) for you to be concerned about her colon health, I don't think its polite to interrupt other people's "conversations" that don't have anything to do with you.

You may thank me now for your Miss Manners Lesson.

Don't feed the trolls, Nina.

[Quebb Diesel]

SO hot.

My butt is ticklish too, just sayin'

im sure i could find a couple other ticklish places too...

[Sportsgirl]

im sure i could find a couple other ticklish places too...

I'll PM them to you

[swede96]

im sure i could find a couple other ticklish places too...

You make me blush. Tongue kiss?

[SBR Lou]

While it is nice (ie creepy) for you to be concerned about her colon health, I don't think its polite to interrupt other people's "conversations" that don't have anything to do with you.

You may thank me now for your Miss Manners Lesson.

Uh oh. There's the creepy word again. I think that's a last resort when the ladies can't keep up with their smack talk. You all talk just as much trash as anybody on this site, but when it comes back on you, it's "CREEPY""....OMG HOW SCARY, HOW PATHETIC, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON'T THINK WE'RE HOT AND DON'T WANT TO CYBER FUKK US...........

[Quebb Diesel]

You make me blush. Tongue kiss?

tongue kiss where...?

[Sportsgirl]

it's "CREEPY""....OMG HOW SCARY, HOW PATHETIC, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON'T THINK WE'RE HOT AND DON'T WANT TO CYBER FUKK US...........

Fishface?

[swede96]

tongue kiss where...?

You are BAD! I like that.

[ShamsWoof10]

I don't think its polite to interrupt other people's "conversations" that don't have anything to do with you.

Then you are one rude b*tch because you do it all the time..

[Sportsgirl]

Then you are one rude b*tch because you do it all the time..

[BadNina]

Uh oh. There's the creepy word again. I think that's a last resort when the ladies can't keep up with their smack talk. You all talk just as much trash as anybody on this site, but when it comes back on you, it's "CREEPY""....OMG HOW SCARY, HOW PATHETIC, SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY DON'T THINK WE'RE HOT AND DON'T WANT TO CYBER FUKK US...........

LittleLouLou...how did your galpal Shamsy's remark about Swede's colon come back on me?

[BadNina]

Then you are one rude b*tch because you do it all the time..

I'm learning from you, girlfriend.

[ShamsWoof10]

Nancy you must be half frozen already if you don't think NINA interupts conversations not dealing with her...

I'm learning from you, girlfriend.

At least she admits she does it... Now just admit that you are not creative enough to come up with anything on your own and have to resort to "creepy" drama... I think you should email Willie too if this is so concerning...

[swede96]

So, about that beauty contest....for my talent, I will be doing an interperative dance to Lil' Kim's "Eat My Pussy Right"

[Sportsgirl]

Nancy you must be half frozen already if you don't think NINA interupts conversations not dealing with her...

Shams, I was making a joke. F.Y.I.: I really don't think the pope would say that.

[BadNina]

At least she admits she does it... Now just admit that you are not creative enough to come up with anything on your own and have to resort to "creepy" drama... I think you should email Willie too if this is so concerning...

Eh, Dad knows I can handle myself.

Now how creative would you like me to be? Cause I can be very creative. You want references? I have a whole website that can tell you.

[Sportsgirl]

So, about that beauty contest....for my talent, I will be doing an interperative dance to Lil' Kim's "Eat My Pussy Right"

I'm gonna sing.

[Robyn]

You guys should all take this show on the road.

[WestsidePete]

so are all the girls showing up in vegas??

[BadNina]

Right now the plan is yes

[Quebb Diesel]

im not going unless somebody picks up my tab the entire week...

[swede96]

I'll be there!

Now, for the swimsuit competition I think I'll go with a tasteful one piece. Got to keep it classy like my talent.

[Sportsgirl]

I'll be there!

Now, for the swimsuit competition I think I'll go with a tasteful one piece. Got to keep it classy like my talent.

I'll be wearing a parka - since I'm frozen and all.

[BadNina]

For my talent, I will be singing "Muskrat Love" and dedicating it to Shamsy and LittleLouLou.

[swede96]

For my interview....I will somehow turn every question into an oppotunity to discuss my plan to achieve whirrled peas.

[Sportsgirl]

For my interview....I will somehow turn every question into an oppotunity to discuss my plan to achieve whirrled peas.

I think the glass is half full and would like to spend time on a tropical island with Mo, but I'm afraid I would melt.