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  • Swinging Johnson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-12-09
    • 7604

    #1
    You just can't make this up
    Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

    The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

    Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

    Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.”

    Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session.

  • onetrickpony
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-23-10
    • 9434

    #2
    brocks wife?
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    • Fieldysnuts44
      SBR MVP
      • 10-02-08
      • 1592

      #3
      your right,you just cant make this stuff up.
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      • oiler
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-06-09
        • 6585

        #4
        would love to see what her excuse was lol
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        • milwaukee mike
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 08-22-07
          • 26914

          #5
          omg i know her
          i was staying at that red roof inn, when i mooned a cubs fan she told me my bare hairy ass made her hot, and then she went to her van
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          • pmidy88
            Restricted User
            • 07-17-10
            • 220

            #6
            damn lol you really cant make that shit up lol
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            • geebert74
              SBR MVP
              • 09-03-09
              • 2445

              #7
              SJ, only you can make a black man Blush...

              Im not but Im just sayin...
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              • surftex
                SBR High Roller
                • 09-23-10
                • 125

                #8
                Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
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                • cant call it
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-29-10
                  • 8817

                  #9
                  no wonder she was doing herself, jj would be the only one would hit that thing, ughh
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                  • scarp
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 01-12-10
                    • 697

                    #10
                    haha thats pretty good
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                    • harlee71
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-02-09
                      • 7202

                      #11
                      I'd hit it too. Love the raunchy chic's that would do something like this! You know she is a freak!
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                      • LLXC
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 12-10-06
                        • 8972

                        #12
                        Use the bathroom?
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                        • Swinging Johnson
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-12-09
                          • 7604

                          #13
                          Originally posted by geebert74
                          SJ, only you can make a black man Blush...

                          Im not but Im just sayin...
                          Geeebs baby! You're black where it counts my brotha!
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                          • 36mafia
                            Restricted User
                            • 11-08-09
                            • 2389

                            #14
                            she has the face of woman that just came her self
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                            • frognose20
                              SBR High Roller
                              • 04-09-10
                              • 249

                              #15
                              Lmfao. That's awesome.
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                              • Swinging Johnson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-12-09
                                • 7604

                                #16
                                This is too good to let it sink to the bottom of the SBR abyss. Just keeping this afloat a bit longer for anyone who missed it.
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                                • BRAVES1985
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 05-23-10
                                  • 4250

                                  #17
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                                  • jmush
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 02-25-10
                                    • 556

                                    #18
                                    lady just wanted to get away from her kids and get off..ok with me
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