How can I get more HIP in the 21st century?
I'm A Boring And Bland Middle Age Man
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Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
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#1I'm A Boring And Bland Middle Age ManTags: None -
NinersnutSBR MVP
- 05-20-10
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#2Need a sideways hat. Don't bend the brim, also keep all the tags and stickers on it. Bring back Flava Flav's "Yeaahhhhh BOY!".
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DeluxeLinerSBR MVP
- 01-29-08
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#3Get 21 year old on HIP?Comment -
Dank_FireSBR MVP
- 05-13-09
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#4Try wearing T Shirts with skulls on them. It may workComment -
VegasInsiderSBR Posting Legend
- 12-12-10
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#5Pick up some trendy threads and hit up a decent bar or two. By trendy threads, I don't mean what the 17 year old kids are wearing, but stuff middle aged men (I'm approaching that age) are wearing. Nothing wrong with open-collar button downs with a blazer, nice jeans and some nice shoes. I guess hitting the bars depends if you're married, too.Comment -
mikejammSBR Posting Legend
- 08-24-09
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#6You're asking this on a degenerate gambling web site?Seriously though, shake it up man, change you routine, get out of the house and go find some night life!
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Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
- 31097
#7A little background:
Married 20 years
Never drank alcohol my entire life
Never smoked a cigarette my entire life
Overweight
Slightly balding
Liked by practically everybody, but not mesmerizingComment -
Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
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THE PROFITSBR Posting Legend
- 11-27-09
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#11pierce your scrotumComment -
NinersnutSBR MVP
- 05-20-10
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#12just kidding. I'm not even quite sure how you stumbled across this site with your background.
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tanner40SBR MVP
- 03-24-10
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#15Start drinking brotherComment -
DeluxeLinerSBR MVP
- 01-29-08
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#16start working out. once you get in decent shape go to the gym during busy hours and work out on the elyptical (you'll thank me later). go out to a sports bar and have a drink after work with some buddies some times.Comment -
philswinSBR MVP
- 04-18-07
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#17Go out to Dinner every Saturday order a glass of wine or a micro beer. Train for and run a half marathonComment -
Willie BeeSBR Posting Legend
- 02-14-06
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#18I try not to even use the word 'hip' at my age.Comment -
LV420SBR Sharp
- 09-13-10
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#20Sounds like it's probably to late. Just be happy with who you are.Comment -
Willie BeeSBR Posting Legend
- 02-14-06
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#22KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.Comment -
BatemanPatricklSBR Posting Legend
- 06-21-07
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#23Botox, a nose job, some tats, yayo and a girl girlfriend. Worked for me that is why I am BIG TIME.Comment -
wtfSBR Posting Legend
- 08-22-08
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#2512 inch penis extensions are hipComment -
spargamentSBR MVP
- 12-22-09
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#26I hope for this guy's sake he's trolling because he's gotten like 2 serious responses thus far.Comment -
PDWSBR Wise Guy
- 01-14-10
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#27You should learn to duggie.Comment -
Mr KLCBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-19-07
- 31097
#28KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.Comment -
koby25SBR MVP
- 10-14-08
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#29This is a question for JJComment
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