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  • Mr KLC
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-19-07
    • 31097

    #1
    I'm A Boring And Bland Middle Age Man
    How can I get more HIP in the 21st century?
  • Ninersnut
    SBR MVP
    • 05-20-10
    • 3730

    #2
    Need a sideways hat. Don't bend the brim, also keep all the tags and stickers on it. Bring back Flava Flav's "Yeaahhhhh BOY!".

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    • DeluxeLiner
      SBR MVP
      • 01-29-08
      • 4132

      #3
      Get 21 year old on HIP?
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      • Dank_Fire
        SBR MVP
        • 05-13-09
        • 2268

        #4
        Try wearing T Shirts with skulls on them. It may work
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        • VegasInsider
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-12-10
          • 14593

          #5
          Pick up some trendy threads and hit up a decent bar or two. By trendy threads, I don't mean what the 17 year old kids are wearing, but stuff middle aged men (I'm approaching that age) are wearing. Nothing wrong with open-collar button downs with a blazer, nice jeans and some nice shoes. I guess hitting the bars depends if you're married, too.
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          • mikejamm
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-24-09
            • 11042

            #6
            You're asking this on a degenerate gambling web site? Seriously though, shake it up man, change you routine, get out of the house and go find some night life!
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            • Mr KLC
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 12-19-07
              • 31097

              #7
              A little background:

              Married 20 years
              Never drank alcohol my entire life
              Never smoked a cigarette my entire life
              Overweight
              Slightly balding
              Liked by practically everybody, but not mesmerizing
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              • Mr KLC
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-19-07
                • 31097

                #8
                Originally posted by Dank_Fire
                Try wearing T Shirts with skulls on them. It may work
                I could borrow some from my 17 year old.
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                • Mr KLC
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 12-19-07
                  • 31097

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mikejamm
                  You're asking this on a degenerate gambling web site? Seriously though, shake it up man, change you routine, get out of the house and go find some night life!
                  I do like the occasional hot wings from Hooters, but other than that and work, I don't get out much.
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                  • Dank_Fire
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-13-09
                    • 2268

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr KLC
                    I could borrow some from my 17 year old.
                    Start Playing his Video Games too.
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                    • THE PROFIT
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-27-09
                      • 17701

                      #11
                      pierce your scrotum
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                      • Ninersnut
                        SBR MVP
                        • 05-20-10
                        • 3730

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Mr KLC
                        A little background: Married 20 years Never drank alcohol my entire life Never smoked a cigarette my entire life Overweight Slightly balding Liked by practically everybody, but not mesmerizing
                        Sounds like you need a drug habit real bad. just kidding. I'm not even quite sure how you stumbled across this site with your background.
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                        • Mr KLC
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-19-07
                          • 31097

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dank_Fire
                          Start Playing his Video Games too.
                          I guess that would mean I have to ditch my Atari 2600.
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                          • Mr KLC
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 12-19-07
                            • 31097

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ninersnut
                            Sounds like you need a drug habit real bad. just kidding. I'm not even quite sure how you stumbled across this site with your background.
                            Sports Fanatic
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                            • tanner40
                              SBR MVP
                              • 03-24-10
                              • 2129

                              #15
                              Start drinking brother
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                              • DeluxeLiner
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-29-08
                                • 4132

                                #16
                                start working out. once you get in decent shape go to the gym during busy hours and work out on the elyptical (you'll thank me later). go out to a sports bar and have a drink after work with some buddies some times.
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                                • philswin
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-18-07
                                  • 1279

                                  #17
                                  Go out to Dinner every Saturday order a glass of wine or a micro beer. Train for and run a half marathon
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                                  • Willie Bee
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-14-06
                                    • 15726

                                    #18
                                    I try not to even use the word 'hip' at my age.
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                                    • Mr KLC
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-19-07
                                      • 31097

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                      I try not to even use the word 'hip' at my age.
                                      Yeah. The only "hip" I've really ever seen is the one I dislocate when I play basketball for the first time in a year.
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                                      • LV420
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 09-13-10
                                        • 342

                                        #20
                                        Sounds like it's probably to late. Just be happy with who you are.
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                                        • DeluxeLiner
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-29-08
                                          • 4132

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Mr KLC

                                          Yeah. The only "hip" I've really ever seen is the one I dislocate when I play basketball for the first time in a year.


                                          I'm with it, i'm hip.
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                                          • Willie Bee
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 02-14-06
                                            • 15726

                                            #22
                                            KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.
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                                            • BatemanPatrickl
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 06-21-07
                                              • 18772

                                              #23
                                              Botox, a nose job, some tats, yayo and a girl girlfriend. Worked for me that is why I am BIG TIME.
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                                              • 30K Millionaire
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 08-10-10
                                                • 2003

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl
                                                Botox, a nose job, some tats, yayo and a girl girlfriend. Worked for me that is why I am BIG TIME.
                                                What's a "girl girlfriend" Bateman? Is this different than the usual "boy" girlfriends you get.
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                                                • wtf
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 12983

                                                  #25
                                                  12 inch penis extensions are hip
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                                                  • spargament
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 12-22-09
                                                    • 1739

                                                    #26
                                                    I hope for this guy's sake he's trolling because he's gotten like 2 serious responses thus far.
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                                                    • PDW
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 01-14-10
                                                      • 660

                                                      #27
                                                      You should learn to duggie.
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                                                      • Mr KLC
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-19-07
                                                        • 31097

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                        KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.
                                                        I have my NBA League Pass and NHL Center Ice packages, go to the YMCA with the kids, and take the occasional road trip with the guys from work to see baseball, basketball, or whatever. Just need to fill in some of the gaps.
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                                                        • koby25
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-14-08
                                                          • 1507

                                                          #29
                                                          This is a question for JJ
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