I'm A Boring And Bland Middle Age Man

**Ninersnut** · 01-20-11, 10:07 AM

Need a sideways hat. Don't bend the brim, also keep all the tags and stickers on it. Bring back Flava Flav's "Yeaahhhhh BOY!".

**DeluxeLiner** · 01-20-11, 10:07 AM

Get 21 year old on HIP?

**Dank_Fire** · 01-20-11, 10:08 AM

Try wearing T Shirts with skulls on them. It may work

**VegasInsider** · 01-20-11, 10:09 AM

Pick up some trendy threads and hit up a decent bar or two. By trendy threads, I don't mean what the 17 year old kids are wearing, but stuff middle aged men (I'm approaching that age) are wearing. Nothing wrong with open-collar button downs with a blazer, nice jeans and some nice shoes. I guess hitting the bars depends if you're married, too.

**mikejamm** · 01-20-11, 10:10 AM

You're asking this on a degenerate gambling web site?

Seriously though, shake it up man, change you routine, get out of the house and go find some night life!

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:13 AM

A little background:

Married 20 years
Never drank alcohol my entire life
Never smoked a cigarette my entire life
Overweight
Slightly balding
Liked by practically everybody, but not mesmerizing

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:14 AM

Originally posted by Dank_Fire

Try wearing T Shirts with skulls on them. It may work

I could borrow some from my 17 year old.

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by mikejamm

You're asking this on a degenerate gambling web site?

Seriously though, shake it up man, change you routine, get out of the house and go find some night life!

I do like the occasional hot wings from Hooters, but other than that and work, I don't get out much.

**Dank_Fire** · 01-20-11, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

I could borrow some from my 17 year old.

Start Playing his Video Games too.

**THE PROFIT** · 01-20-11, 10:16 AM

pierce your scrotum

**Ninersnut** · 01-20-11, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

A little background: Married 20 years Never drank alcohol my entire life Never smoked a cigarette my entire life Overweight Slightly balding Liked by practically everybody, but not mesmerizing

Sounds like you need a drug habit real bad.

just kidding. I'm not even quite sure how you stumbled across this site with your background.

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Dank_Fire

Start Playing his Video Games too.

I guess that would mean I have to ditch my Atari 2600.

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by Ninersnut

Sounds like you need a drug habit real bad.

just kidding. I'm not even quite sure how you stumbled across this site with your background.

Sports Fanatic

**tanner40** · 01-20-11, 10:20 AM

Start drinking brother

**DeluxeLiner** · 01-20-11, 10:26 AM

start working out. once you get in decent shape go to the gym during busy hours and work out on the elyptical (you'll thank me later). go out to a sports bar and have a drink after work with some buddies some times.

**philswin** · 01-20-11, 10:29 AM

Go out to Dinner every Saturday order a glass of wine or a micro beer. Train for and run a half marathon

**Willie Bee** · 01-20-11, 10:32 AM

I try not to even use the word 'hip' at my age.

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

I try not to even use the word 'hip' at my age.

Yeah. The only "hip" I've really ever seen is the one I dislocate when I play basketball for the first time in a year.

**LV420** · 01-20-11, 10:38 AM

Sounds like it's probably to late. Just be happy with who you are.

**DeluxeLiner** · 01-20-11, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

Yeah. The only "hip" I've really ever seen is the one I dislocate when I play basketball for the first time in a year.

I'm with it, i'm hip.

**Willie Bee** · 01-20-11, 10:47 AM

KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.

**BatemanPatrickl** · 01-20-11, 10:51 AM

Botox, a nose job, some tats, yayo and a girl girlfriend. Worked for me that is why I am BIG TIME.

**30K Millionaire** · 01-20-11, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by BatemanPatrickl

Botox, a nose job, some tats, yayo and a girl girlfriend. Worked for me that is why I am BIG TIME.

What's a "girl girlfriend" Bateman? Is this different than the usual "boy" girlfriends you get.

**wtf** · 01-20-11, 10:58 AM

12 inch penis extensions are hip

**spargament** · 01-20-11, 11:06 AM

I hope for this guy's sake he's trolling because he's gotten like 2 serious responses thus far.

**PDW** · 01-20-11, 11:09 AM

You should learn to duggie.

**Mr KLC** · 01-20-11, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

KLC, boring shouldn't be seen as a negative. I've found enough excitement in my middle-age routines to remain very happy. Instead of going out to bars like I did in my 20s, I stay home and make my own beer which is very enjoyable and rewarding. Instead of playing on multiple softball teams as I did in my 30s, we get neighbors (most of 'em in-laws) over for horseshoes, wiffle ball and the consumption of said homemade beer. If that's bland and boring, that's fine with me.

I have my NBA League Pass and NHL Center Ice packages, go to the YMCA with the kids, and take the occasional road trip with the guys from work to see baseball, basketball, or whatever. Just need to fill in some of the gaps.

**koby25** · 01-20-11, 12:20 PM

This is a question for JJ