So this B!TCH say I got her PREGNANT!!!

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  • ZBOIZ
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-22-08
    • 21464

    #1
    So this B!TCH say I got her PREGNANT!!!
    And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388185

    #2
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      Epic return by like UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH standing in my ZBOIZ stance.
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      • jw
        SBR MVP
        • 10-25-09
        • 3999

        #4
        take pregnancy test kit with the $300 ...

        given the "B!tch" comment - i could understand why she might not need your support on the actual day.
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        • ttwarrior1
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 06-23-09
          • 28446

          #5
          truth or lie? tell her she will regret it
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          • mrmarket
            SBR MVP
            • 01-26-10
            • 4953

            #6
            nm.
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            • crustyme
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-29-10
              • 16896

              #7
              cheaper to kick her in the stomach.
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              • cobalt king
                SBR MVP
                • 12-20-08
                • 1584

                #8
                Go with her to planned parenthood get a hardcore preg test, hear it with your own ears from the doctor that she's preggo, don't just hand some hoe 300 bucks
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                • mrmarket
                  SBR MVP
                  • 01-26-10
                  • 4953

                  #9
                  Originally posted by crustyme
                  cheaper to kick her in the stomach.
                  Classy and Frugal, you can always count on SBR.
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                  • InTheDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-23-09
                    • 23983

                    #10
                    throw her down the stairs = problem solved and no worries about whether she's slickin ya outta 300
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                    • doublej95
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-26-10
                      • 14094

                      #11
                      I handed a girl 200 bucks onetime, really didn't think I was the one that knocked her up but best 200 bucks I ever spent.
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                      • starfire
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-24-10
                        • 17045

                        #12
                        3 bills is cheap.
                        Last edited by starfire; 01-16-11, 11:29 PM.
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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82596

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ZBOIZ
                          And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
                          Does your wife know about it?
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                          • JimmysEgo
                            SBR MVP
                            • 06-07-10
                            • 1201

                            #14
                            call her bluff, tell her you don't believe in abortions and that you want her to have the baby and give you full custody after the DNA check proves positive. she's bluffing, you got her dude!
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                            • SEAHAWKHARRY
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 11-29-07
                              • 26068

                              #15
                              Ill do it for 30 bucks and a pack of camel wides!!
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                              • pico
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 04-05-07
                                • 27321

                                #16
                                say you're pro life
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                                • AribaAriba
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-03-09
                                  • 2920

                                  #17
                                  poooor helpless baby.....
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                                  • DrStale
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-07-08
                                    • 9692

                                    #18
                                    95% chance she's full of shit, but give her the 3 hundo anyway. 5% is still not worth the risk of another Zboiz in this world
                                    Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                    If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                    • mrmarket
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 01-26-10
                                      • 4953

                                      #19
                                      SBR sometimes reminds me of that ooze you find at the bottom of your kitchen garbage can after you change the bag.
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                                      • sweethook
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-21-07
                                        • 12667

                                        #20
                                        pay it and just be glad your a sbr pro
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                                        • mikejamm
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-24-09
                                          • 11043

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by mrmarket
                                          SBR sometimes reminds me of that ooze you find at the bottom of your kitchen garbage can after you change the bag.
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                                          • MartinBlank
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 07-20-08
                                            • 8382

                                            #22
                                            Z, what did your wife say? She can't be pleased.

                                            Z, you could have used that 300 to become an SBR Pro.
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                                            • BestPlay2day
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-25-08
                                              • 5794

                                              #23
                                              Bet she told 5 other guys they knocked her up as well. Collect $300 from each guy, get an abortion if she's even pregnant and put the $1,500 profit in the bank ($1,800 if she's faking the pregnancy).
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                                              • onlooker
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-10-05
                                                • 36572

                                                #24
                                                Suggestion.

                                                Condoms in the SBRstore. Make them a good value, so these guys can glove up.
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                                                • mikejamm
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-24-09
                                                  • 11043

                                                  #25
                                                  If you banged her dude, man the fuk up! Like starfire said 3 bills isn't shit! Try child support for 18+ years! She might decide she really wants to profit from it!
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                                                  • ProfaneReality
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 04-14-09
                                                    • 7607

                                                    #26
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                                                    • MarkDee
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 01-03-10
                                                      • 427

                                                      #27
                                                      How much did you pay to bang er in the first place??
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                                                      • leafsfan19
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 09-10-10
                                                        • 620

                                                        #28
                                                        you don't want to risk it being real lol
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                                                        • ZBOIZ
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-22-08
                                                          • 21464

                                                          #29
                                                          I have plans on telling her... " let's go get the abortion together." I personally think she's lying, but she the one that want the abortion so bad. So we'll see if she's telling the truth when I tell her let's go together.




                                                          And for the ones who are concerned.... I'm not married anymore. That ended months ago.
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                                                          • wcb231
                                                            SBR Hustler
                                                            • 01-13-11
                                                            • 62

                                                            #30
                                                            Little push down the stairs goes a long way
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                                                            • warriorfan707
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-29-08
                                                              • 13698

                                                              #31
                                                              im the father
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                                                              • WeinketoWarrick
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 05-30-09
                                                                • 1698

                                                                #32
                                                                Wondered how long it'd take for 'Unforgivable' to get posted.

                                                                "Bitch I ain't down with that"
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                                                                • Ace_of_Spades
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-14-09
                                                                  • 13518

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by ZBOIZ
                                                                  And she say she want an abortion, but don't want me to come with her to get the abortion. She say just give her 300 and she'll get it done!!
                                                                  Lies, lies, lies. Attention seeker!
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                                                                  • ronjon619
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-06-09
                                                                    • 3675

                                                                    #34
                                                                    300 is cheap......
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                                                                    • OmgUrMom
                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                      • 02-07-10
                                                                      • 8481

                                                                      #35
                                                                      zboiz u got married? aren't you like fukking 19 lol?

                                                                      what happened?
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