What I noticed about the females here...

[Robyn]

EDIT: I added the bit about Jimmy's follow up (in my original "F*cking Matt Damon post) before reading your post... Yes, it's sheer genius all around. I'd love to hang out with Kimmel and Silverman on a daily basis, getting drunk and just watching them be brilliantly hilarious.

Bread (my husband) and I say that all the time. Could you imagine hanging with the group that runs with the roasts? Oh man, I would be in heaven. We saw Jeffrey Ross in Tampa a few weeks ago and he is one funny mf'er...excellent with improv. I guess he is pretty tight with Kimmel.

And p.s. if I were ever able to pick one girl to make out with, it would be Sarah Silverman.

[Sportsgirl]

And p.s. if I were ever able to pick one girl to make out with, it would be Sarah Silverman.

[swede96]

I was thinking the SAME thing! Only I was gonna use this one:

[Robyn]

Wow, Bread said you were out of control?! Which avitar?

He wasn't being a jerk about it. He was just wondering who I was trying to impress. After I thought about it, I realized that he is right. I am not trying to impress any of these fools here.

Yes, PM me when you listen to some of it and give me your thoughts. I can literally rattle off about 500 "Must-hear" bands, including about 50 from Austin. Music is one of my passions, so it's easy for me to rant about. I need to get a firm grasp on that whole brevity thing.

If you have a myspace page, add me. Just let me know who you are over here. I am still recovering from Vegas so we aren't doing anything tonight. I will look them up.


**and to my lovely girlies here...of course I would make out with you. but only after sarah silverman...because i am rude like that**

[babaoriley]

Bread (my husband) and I say that all the time. Could you imagine hanging with the group that runs with the roasts? Oh man, I would be in heaven. We saw Jeffrey Ross in Tampa a few weeks ago and he is one funny mf'er...excellent with improv. I guess he is pretty tight with Kimmel.

And p.s. if I were ever able to pick one girl to make out with, it would be Sarah Silverman.

You'd also get to hang out with Bill Simmons (The Sports Guy) and his wife (both brilliant and hilarious), Cousin Sal, and yeah, Jeffrey Ross is just the king of celebrity roasts. He's severely underrated at this time. A million times funnier than Dane Cook and yet, half of America has never heard of him... Weird.

[HedgeHog]

As my dear friend Robyn once said:

"Arguing over the Internets is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."

I think I peed my pants. JJ is not that clever: I retract my previous post. SG is the real deal.

[swede96]

I'll take Sarah's sloppy seconds.

No, I wouldn't think he was being a jerk. I'm just suprised he even cared about something like that. He seems really laid back. Which avi was it? Horny boobies?

[babaoriley]

He wasn't being a jerk about it. He was just wondering who I was trying to impress. After I thought about it, I realized that he is right. I am not trying to impress any of these fools here.



If you have a myspace page, add me. Just let me know who you are over here. I am still recovering from Vegas so we aren't doing anything tonight. I will look them up.


**and to my lovely girlies here...of course I would make out with you. but only after sarah silverman...because i am rude like that**

No myspace for me. I was on there and started getting contacted by ex-girlfriends... Not fun stuff. So, I dropped out of the myspace/facebook scene.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I do not think a man is behind the girls... There are many reasons why this would not add up... This is not to say that SBR, to generate traffic, would not have women stage something like this but it's still "A" girl or series of girls that are posting... This in NO WAY means any of you are getting laid by her/them so dispite the flirting you guys can realistically forget it...

Hell... some of you are so pathetic that I even thought about spicing up the pot and having one of these college girls that live in my complex join the forum and really play with some of you f*ckin' TOOLS! Some of these b*tches are f*ckin' smokin' too and I'm sure they wouldn't mind some of the attention.... I would even gear them towards certain posters for my entertainment...

The logic and responses are CLEARLY female.. A man could not duplicate their style of thinking... Also they do have the AIC site where they....and Rage get together to hang out...

If by some smalllll chance it is a man behind them it would have to be someone like Taco/HG who is either both or has the desire to be both...

you just crushed a few guys dreams on here.....

[Robyn]

You'd also get to hang out with Bill Simmons (The Sports Guy) and his wife (both brilliant and hilarious), Cousin Sal, and yeah, Jeffrey Ross is just the king of celebrity roasts. He's severely underrated at this time. A million times funnier than Dane Cook and yet, half of America has never heard of him... Weird.

That's RIGHT...Simmons and Kimmel are friends. Did you read the article Bill's wife wrote about her March Madness picks? Hilarious. Her method for making picks is so typical of a woman that I love her for it. Plus...she kicked his butt with her NFL picks.

I couldn't believe how little people were at his (Jeff Ross) stand-up in Ybor City. We were at the second table from the front (he recognized my husband from their gay love affair on myspace). Dane Cook is a talentless hack. I'll leave him for people who like Larry the Cable Guy and Carlos Mencia. I think Ross is a little too vulgar for most and he doesn't like to tone it down. Dane Cook is a grinder monkey and will do whatever it takes to get the job.

No, I wouldn't think he was being a jerk. I'm just suprised he even cared about something like that. He seems really laid back. Which avi was it? Horny boobies?

He didn't really care at all...he just asked who I was trying to impress. When I thought about it, I realized that I am not trying to impress anyone...and it made me feel stupid.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Im new around here....well Ive been registered with SBR for a min but I only started posting recently...when someone across the street was hating cause I talked bad about on of their sponsors

this is hilarious...honestly...I didnt think this thread would blow up like this

there are 2 ways that these 'females' can prove to the masses they are really 'female'

admin coming in and saying something about ips holds no water...I can hit a proxy site and log on under 2 different names at the same time with different ips posting one right after the other...its not that hard

now I dont care if they are female or male or whatever...but its funny to see guys jock some avatar pic or a 'female' saying "oh you're so cute baby..we'll have drinks someday"...and when I mean jock...I mean READY TO TAKE ON A ENTIRE WEBSITE AS IN READY TO FIGHT FOR SOME 'FEMALE' ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNITED STATES BECAUSE THEY ARE IN E-LOVE

but then I hear "I have a girlfriend"...lmfao...ya right buddy...like Sham said....you wouldnt be so gitty like a school girl for attention if you got that shit at home...and again these are just my observations

anyhow...back to the 2 things these 'females' could do to put all this to rest

#1. post a pic with holding a sign that says "I love SBR yay!"

#2. post a youtube vid


now....lets make some odds that NEITHER of the 2 will never be done by these 'females' here or the excuses will pour in as to why they dont need to do that or dont want to do that



will prove to SBR with a pic or vid that the SBR girls are truly females

Yes +1000
No -10000

anyone wanna book that wager??? I didnt think so

jj

[Robyn]

I'll do it this weekend, fago.

[swede96]

I'll post a pic this weekend.

I think you have Deuce all wrong. We joke around, but we both know the other is taken. I think he just has a problem with the way Shams talks to people...especially me. He and his little boy toy are seriously obsessed.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I'll do it this weekend, fago.

you're the only one I think is real

but dont get smart....or ill break you down....and when Im done with you....you'll have your hubby of b/f posting in your place

learn to respect your elders child

[swede96]

I'll do it this weekend, fago.

Robyn, if you think of it, give me a call and remind me.

Oh, and mine won't say anything gay like "I love SBR yay!". I think of something better.

[Robyn]

Kim, stop trying to justify anything with these retards.

[swede96]

Kim, stop trying to justify anything with these retards.

Yeah, it's a losing battle.

[Cloak & Dagger]

I'll post a pic this weekend.

[swede96]

What is that?

[Robyn]

you're the only one I think is real

but dont get smart....or ill break you down....and when Im done with you....you'll have your hubby of b/f posting in your place

learn to respect your elders child

Listen here, lil buckaroo...I do as I please.

Now bend over so I can whup that butt.


p.s. I know that JJ has been back to this thread. He still hasn't posted his number for me to call him. I was going to leave work a half hour ago. I think he is all talk.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Kim, stop trying to justify anything with these retards.

please tell me you arent referring to me

a 'retard' would be you are doing in your avatar pic

Ive warned you to stay in ur place

now I guess I'll own you when I see you around here

Listen here, lil buckaroo...I do as I please.

you'll do as your man tells you to do

holla

[Robyn]

Robyn, if you think of it, give me a call and remind me.

Oh, and mine won't say anything gay like "I love SBR yay!". I think of something better.

Send a PM to me with your number over at AIC. My phone broke a few months ago and I lost all of my numbers.

[Deuce]

I am on my way home, I hope this thread doesn't disapoint me upond my arrival to my domicile. I hope this thread gives me a chub.

[Sportsgirl]

anyhow...back to the 2 things these 'females' could do to put all this to rest

#1. post a pic with holding a sign that says "I love SBR yay!"

#2. post a youtube vid

Men make no sense whatsoever. What would stop me from getting my female nex tdoor neighbor to hold up said sign and me post it, well, as me? Or asking the same female to make a youtube vid on my behalf. Men.

I'll post the picture and I'll even wear the SBR shirt that Uncle Wille was kind enough to send me for writing NFL picks columns for SBR - under my female name that I made up.
Sheesshh - this shIt is old.

[swede96]

daddyjj...for your own safety...you should proably shut it.

[Robyn]

please tell me you arent referring to me

a 'retard' would be you are doing in your avatar pic

Ive warned you to stay in ur place

now I guess I'll own you when I see you around here

Like I said...hush! HUSH NOW!

And yes, I am very much a retard. When I use that word, I use it with the utmost respect.

i love you

[Cloak & Dagger]

Men make no sense whatsoever. What would stop me from getting my female nextdoor neighbor from holding up said sign and me posting it, well, as me? Or asking the same female to make a youtube vid on my behalf. Men.

I'll post the picture and I'll even wear the SBR shirt that Uncle Wille was kind enough to send me for writing NFL picks columns for SBR - under my female name that I made up.
Sheesshh - the shIt is old.

well i guess if you posted your neighbors pic in your avatar the ENTIRE time...it could work

daddyjj...for your own safety...you should proably shut it.

lmfao...this is the internet...there is nothing to fear...dear

[Robyn]

you'll do as your man tells you to do

[swede96]

well i guess if you posted your neighbors pic in your avatar the ENTIRE time...it could work

Well now, we've all posted several avitars of the same girl...so it would have to be someone close enough to get a lot of pictures of, right?

[swede96]

lmfao...this is the internet...there is nothing to fear...dear

I'm just sayin' that Robyn is capable of the worstest e-beatings I've ever seen. Lucky for you, I don't think someone like you would get her all that worked up.

[Cloak & Dagger]

Well now, we've all posted several avitars of the same girl...so it would have to be someone close enough to get a lot of pictures of, right?

I dont care either way...I made a thread stating a observation

now run along princess...isnt it time for you to play with some random males simple mind over the internet....you know that game right 'Kim'?

the game of...hope??

I'm just sayin' that Robyn is capable of the worstest e-beatings I've ever seen. Lucky for you, I don't think someone like you would get her all that worked up.

Im not here to get Robyn worked up....but she better know her role when speaking with daddy

[swede96]

I dont care either way...I made a thread stating a observation

now run along princess...isnt it time for you to play with some random males simple mind over the internet....you know that game right 'Kim'?

the game of...hope??



Im not here to get Robyn worked up....but she better know her role when speaking with daddy

OMG...you like, know my NAME?! I'm so scared.

Just giving you a heads up. Unbunch your panties.

[Robyn]

I'm just sayin' that Robyn is capable of the worstest e-beatings I've ever seen. Lucky for you, I don't think someone like you would get her all that worked up.

Swede, I am a changed man. I don't allow other men to get my testosterone flowing like the old days.

[Cloak & Dagger]

OMG...you like, know my NAME?! I'm so scared.

Just giving you a heads up. Unbunch your panties.

she called you 'Kim'...your name could be 'Keith'...lmfao

Im starting to see a trend here....attention whore?

holla

Swede, I am a changed man. I don't allow other men to get my testosterone flowing like the old days.

I could anger you over this interwebs...if I wanted to...heh

but you seem kool....so get back in the kitchen and do something productive

[jjgold]

someone did call me 25 minutes ago and said her name was swede

LOL..........sounded like al Capone on the phone

Deuce you could of tried a little harder

The sick joke continues