What I noticed about the females here...

[ShamsWoof10]

When Bill and I were speaking on the phone about the article, he mentioned seeing the link in this thread to my myspace page. That is when I brought up the fact that some of you weirdos insist that we are men. He explained that some of the other boards like to create fake female profiles to mess with people, which is something I have heard a few of you grumbling about...but I have never been over to any of the other boards, so I have never witnessed it.

What completely baffles me is that people actually have the TIME to create all of these different profiles just to mess with people. Do they have jobs? I spend enough time online and couldn't even imagine having multiple id's all over the place.

Anyway, nothing is "staged" as you might think.

LOL CONSPIRACIES! (i know how much you love that word, Shamsy)

Well I am sure that is not addressed to me and yes I do hate that word... It's so over used...

I tried telling "CrazyL" about Direct Tv's "Titanium" Package and he called it a "Conspiracy Theory"... I blew the f*ck up!!!

[RageWizard]

Sorry.

[I]*So glad she didn't notice my morning wood*[/I]

This statement proves that you are a female. Guys would never make this statement, infact some guys will wave it around like a sword in the morning to make sure that it gets seen. All of the above statements could be ignored if your hung like tatoo on Fantasy Island.

[ShamsWoof10]

Yes, people writing with itelligence and big words you can't decode must be dull for people like you, Shams.

Oh god ....you can add drama to paint drying....

As I said before... you call yourself "STUPID" and "Box of rocks"... Even one of your "buddies" called you a "box of rocks".. hahaha and to pretect the innocent (which BONES is not) I will not say who said it...

[swede96]

This statement proves that you are a female. Guys would never make this statement, infact some guys will wave it around like a sword in the morning to make sure that it gets seen. All of the above statements could be ignored if your hung like tatoo on Fantasy Island.

Lord I know. Morning wood is my very favorite kind. My boyfriend knows that. On the mornings he's not working, he taunts me with that beautiful thing as I'm leaving for work. He's such a tease.

[Robyn]

Well I am sure that is not addressed to me and yes I do hate that word... It's so over used...

I tried telling "CrazyL" about Direct Tv's "Titanium" Package and he called it a "Conspiracy Theory"... I blew the f*ck up!!!

No, although you question our reason for being here, I know that you think we are women.

Just so you know, you and crazyLouballs are winning a poll at AIC directed to the most sexually charged couples at SBR. I am highly offended that JJ and I weren't even an option.

[Sportsgirl]

Hey Shams, not to interupt, but you and Crazyl are winning the "Most sexually-charged couple at SBR" Poll at AIC. Mo and are are in last place, which I personally find disturbing.

[Robyn]

Nancy, you are too little too late!

nnlnn

[Sportsgirl]

[swede96]

Oh god ....you can add drama to paint drying....

As I said before... you call yourself "STUPID" and "Box of rocks"... Even one of your "buddies" called you a "box of rocks".. hahaha and to pretect the innocent (which BONES is not) I will not say who said it...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

If anyone on the internet thinks they are qualified to call me stupid or anything of the sort, they think entirely too much of themself.

[ShamsWoof10]

No, although you question our reason for being here, I know that you think we are women.

Just so you know, you and crazyLouballs are winning a poll at AIC directed to the most sexually charged couples at SBR. I am highly offended that JJ and I weren't even an option.

Hey Shams, not to interupt, but you and Crazyl are winning the "Most sexually-charged couple at SBR" Poll at AIC. Mo and are are in last place, which I personally find disturbing.

This is more great "woman logic"... You say we are boyfriends and it's ALL OF YOU or just about that have made comments about getting on each other so save you're bullsh*t for someone that will buy it...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm

If anyone on the internet thinks they are qualified to call me stupid or anything of the sort, they think entirely too much of themself.

Ahhhh yeah this would include you too.. but then again who is more qualified then yourself or even a friend of yours...?

[swede96]

This is more great "women logic"... You say we are boyfriends and it's ALL OF YOU or just about that have made comments about getting on each other so save you're bullsh*t for someone that will buy it...

Is that even English?

I guess you mean us joking about making out and stuff. Are you really dumb enough to take that seriously?

[OLGC_Slayer]

This thread is awesome. It should be stickied.

[Robyn]

This is more great "women logic"... You say we are boyfriends and it's ALL OF YOU or just about that have made comments about getting on each other so save you're bullsh*t for someone that will buy it...

Oh you stop that nonsense right now. I thought you were smarter than to actually think that our joking around with you is anything more than just that...a joke. If anyone takes most of what I say here seriously, well then, shame on them.

Despite what Swede thinks of you, I like you. But comments such as what you said above kind of makes me take a step or two back and scratch my head.

[ShamsWoof10]

Is that even English?

I guess you mean us joking about making out and stuff. Are you really dumb enough to take that seriously?

more bullsh*t... BONES you are full of more sh*t then a fat person's as* after a big bowl of Chili-Mac!

[swede96]

more bullsh*t... BONES you are full of more sh*t then a fat person's as* after a big bowl of Chili-Mac!

Intelligent and classy, as always.

[Robyn]

This thread is awesome. It should be stickied.

When Deuce stops by, I am sure it will be.

[Sportsgirl]

Oh you stop that nonsense right now. I thought you were smarter than to actually think that our joking around with you is anything more than just that...a joke. If anyone takes most of what I say here seriously, well then, shame on them.

Despite what Swede thinks of you, I like you. But comments such as what you said above kind of makes me take a step or two back and scratch my head.

Ditto from me, Shams.

[jjgold]

I know there way more to this story and onto this whole game. There is a good chance it is Mofo, he is a cook don't forget and probably getting his rocks off reading this thread.

When I called out every woman here and posted my number one person called and pretended to be a woman.

Shams you also are onto something, I want to make a name for myself so I am desperately trying to uncover this sick game. I will spend 5k on detectives if needed.

I am tired of men posting as women and will not tolerate it much longer.

[ShamsWoof10]

If anyone takes most of what I say here seriously, well then, shame on them.

Now that is the best point you have made so far.. You girls should NOT be taken seriously...

As BONES knows....I'll remember that post and make sure to insert it whenever I see fit...

Are you really dumb enough to take that seriously?

These can be very useful in the near future...

[Robyn]

I know there way more to this story and onto this whole game. There is a good chance it is Mofo, he is a cook don't forget and probably getting his rocks off reading this thread.

When I called out every woman here and posted my number one person called and pretended to be a woman.

Shams you also are onto something, I want to make a name for myself so I am desperately trying to uncover this sick game. I will spend 5k on detectives if needed.

I am tired of men posting as women and will not tolerate it much longer.

What's your number? I'll call you on my way home from work. And when I do, I don't want to read any bullshit about my being a man trying to sound like a woman.

[swede96]

Now that is the best point you have made so far.. You girls should NOT be taken seriously...

As BONES knows....I'll remember that post and make sure to insert it whenever I see fit...



These can be very useful in the near future...

Which will be at least 10 times a day and never in the correct context.

[Robyn]

Now that is the best point you have made so far.. You girls should NOT be taken seriously...

There is no need for you to be a dick about it. You are now sounding bitter and irrational...like a woman.

[ShamsWoof10]

What's your number? I'll call you on my way home from work. And when I do, I don't want to read any bullshit about my being a man trying to sound like a woman.

Hey JJ give me your number too I'll have a girl call you and I'll even let you pick the name you want her to have...

I can get Jen to do anything..calling JJ would be a piece of cake...

[Robyn]

p.s. JJ....I leave work in an hour, so post it before then. It is almost 2:30PM Eastern.

[ShamsWoof10]

You are now sounding bitter and irrational...like BONES.

Ahhhhh there... that looks better...

[Robyn]

Hey JJ give me your number too I'll have a girl call you and I'll even let you pick the name you want her to have...

I can get Jen to do anything..calling JJ would be a piece of cake...

Wow, you are a really paranoid person.

[Robyn]

Ahhhhh there... that looks better...

I like to punch people in the face for messing with my words. Keep it up, lover.

[swede96]

Robyn, will you pretend to be me too? I wanna talk to JJ.

[Robyn]

Maybe we can do a three-way. Call.

[swede96]

Maybe we can do a three-way.

Ahhh....that's better...

*RUNS FAST*

[ShamsWoof10]

Wow, you are a really paranoid person.

AHAHAHAHA Why....? JJ wants a girl to call him ..and I know a girl that will call him if I ask her to...

I'll even have her say she is BONES...or Robyn...

[Sportsgirl]

Maybe we can do a three-way. Call.

You better invite Nina - she gets mad when she's left outta JJ stuff.

[Deuce]

I will be re-reading this thread after work. I will clown on all that need to be.

[Robyn]

AHAHAHAHA Why....? JJ wants a girl to call him ..and I know a girl that will call him if I ask her to...

I knew what you were getting at, sly.

[Robyn]

You better invite Nina - she gets mad when she's left outta JJ stuff.

She's already called him. It's my turn.