What I noticed about the females here...

[Deuce]

TOLEDO OHIO... Your best bet would be to fly into Detroit Metro and take 1-75 south....

I am 20 minutes N of Detroit. This is actually very plausible.

[swede96]

NOW "I. Am. Shocked."

Funny. I actually knew you were going to type that. You need new material, dude.

[Sportsgirl]

Ways to tell if your Shep/Husky has wolf in it. (1)There will be a gland you can feel about two inches down from where the tail begins, dogs dont have them. (2)Wolves have no 5th toe/nail like dogs do.(3) Look in its mouth, the top fangs, will have a 2nd set of smaller fangs inside of them.(4) Wolves dont smell like dogs, they really dont have any smell at all.

later

thanks, CP - I will check Max for these things.

Here's his picture:

[swede96]

Swede, as the tough guy here at SBR if you need me to clown on someone just let me know. I would be more then willing to take a flight out to where ever these sick fukks are to dent their faces in. Sersly. I will be stopping in RI first though...I have some "business" to take care of there first...

I'm here for the gang bang.

[ShamsWoof10]

I am 20 minutes N of Detroit. This is actually very plausible.

Bring a coffin with you...

[swede96]

thanks, CP - I will check Max for these things.

Here's his picture:

I love you're Max! Wanna trade? Mine is REALLY quiet and he fits right on a bookshelf.



Yes, I make disgusting, inappropriate jokes to deal with grief.

[ShamsWoof10]

Funny. I actually knew you were going to type that. You need new material, dude.

IIIIIIII need new material..? Does "stalker" or "drama" ring a bell..????

[Deuce]

Bring a coffin with you...

Just wrap your fists and lets go tough guy. Let's see who is hiding behind that keyboard pecking away trying to belittle females. You're so tough bro, I bet you succeed at life. I want to be like you when I am older. I bet you're another one of those fukks that needs weapons to fight. I would almost place my bankroll on it.

[Deuce]

I'm here for the gang bang.

[swede96]

IIIIIIII need new material..? Does "stalker" or "drama" ring a bell..????

Yes, both of those words make me think of you.

[Sportsgirl]

I love you're Max! Wanna trade? Mine is REALLY quiet and he fits right on a bookshelf.



Yes, I make disgusting, inappropriate jokes to deal with grief.

Sorry, Kimmy, no can do. Max, as you can see, is the handsomest boy in the world and he has to stay with me; however, when you are ready, I will help you find your new best friend.

Although, Oscar got on the counter the other day and ate 8 cupcakes - you want him?
j/k

[swede96]

And I will have a feast of potato pancakes, fried Walleye and pop waiting for you.

[ShamsWoof10]

Just wrap your fists and lets go tough guy. Let's see who is hiding behind that keyboard pecking away trying to belittle females. You're so tough bro, I bet you succeed at life. I want to be like you when I am older. I bet you're another one of those fukks that needs weapons to fight. I would almost place my bankroll on it.

Thait avatar better be decieving or don't even waste your time...

[swede96]

Sorry, Kimmy, no can do. Max, as you can see, is the handsomest boy in the world and he has to stay with me; however, when you are ready, I will help you find your new best friend.

Although, Oscar got on the counter the other day and ate 8 cupcakes - you want him?
j/k

I'll take him! You know I need a dog that eats everything in sight! Need I remind you of the Christmas bread/red saran wrapped poo incident? Did I ever tell you guys that one? Classic.

The strangest thing happened last night. I had thrown a tiny candy wrapper in the trash can in the den, and when I came home from work...there was no trash all over my house.

[ShamsWoof10]

And I will have a feast of potato pancakes, fried Walleye and pop waiting for you.

OMG this is what I am talking about...

Hey tool ...you are NOT going to R.I. and you are NOT getting laid by this ....whatever... If you think so then I really do hope you come down because you can't be that bright and you deserve an ass kicking to buy this garbage... I bet even "Raiders" is rolling over right now...

I can see guys playing into this sh*t in person but on the net...? DAMN how f*ckin' pathetic do you have to be...

BONES is nothing more then the SBR Virtual slut!!!!

[Sportsgirl]

I'll take him! You know I need a dog that eats everything in sight! Need I remind you of the Christmas bread/red saran wrapped poo incident? Did I ever tell you guys that one? Classic.

The strangest thing happened last night. I had thrown a tiny candy wrapper in the trash can in the den, and when I came home from work...there was no trash all over my house.

You definately need Oscar then; he'll take care of that "problem" for you. Oscar is 85 pounds of big, dopy black lab mix. He is as lovable as can be, but beyond that, he doesn't know too many things.

[Deuce]

Thait avatar better be decieving or don't even waste your time...

Haha you're a joke. You can't look at someones face and determine their body. I am a large man. I will save you the pain and anguish of being humiliated by a 22 year old. By your posts and the intelligence that follows, I am surprised you know how to use the internet. Go "try" to degrade more women. I bet it makes you feel like a real man. I promise you this, one day when you're not behind your monitor and pull this shit on a women, you will find yourself in a dumpster.

[Deuce]

OMG this is what I am talking about...

Hey tool ...you are NOT going to R.I. and you are NOT getting laid by this ....whatever... If you think so then I really do hope you come down because you can't be that bright and you deserve an ass kicking to buy this garbage... I bet even "Raiders" is rolling over right now...

I can see guys playing into this sh*t in person but on the net...? DAMN how f*ckin' pathetic do you have to be...

Hey tough guy, she is joking, we're having a male to female conversation, she has a bf, I have a gf, only a mouth breather like yourself would interpret such non sense. Get a clue pal before you open your dick suckers.

[swede96]

OMG this is what I am talking about...

Hey tool ...you are NOT going to R.I. and you are NOT getting laid by this ....whatever... If you think so then I really do hope you come down because you can't be that bright and you deserve an ass kicking to buy this garbage... I bet even "Raiders" is rolling over right now...

I can see guys playing into this sh*t in person but on the net...? DAMN how f*ckin' pathetic do you have to be...

BONES is nothing more then the SBR Virtual slut!!!!

I find it funny that you call anyone stupid...ever. I'm not kidding. Look up sarcasm in the dictionary. Please.

[capitalist pig]

Do you know if they have dander like dogs? My BF has allergies and I want a good reason to convince him that we should get a wolf. That, and I plan on telling him that the wolf might hunt the cats (even though that's a lie). He is not a cat person.

Wolves skin is more oily than dogs, so dander isnt a big problem. They do shed big time though, not as much in a cold climate, but here in FL they loose their winter coat about this time of year.

http://www.inetdesign.com/wolfdunn/wolfdogfaq/

If you really want a wolf/hybrid please do some research, they arent for everyone, but if you have the time and love for the animal it will be there for you for its lifetime. The above website will answer all your questions.

later

[swede96]

You definately need Oscar then; he'll take care of that "problem" for you. Oscar is 85 pounds of big, dopy black lab mix. He is as lovable as can be, but beyond that, he doesn't know too many things.

He knows what he needs to:

The trash can has good snacks.

I love mom.

Sometimes poop is yummy.

I love mom.

I like riding in the car.

I love mom.

That other dog is my best bud...but sometimes I want to kill him.

I love mom.

[swede96]

Hey tough guy, she is joking, we're having a male to female conversation, she has a bf, I have a gf, only a mouth breather like yourself would interpret such non sense. Get a clue pal before you open your dick suckers.

I am seriously buying you many beers in Vegas.

Did you see my comment about Walleye? If you know what that is, I swear we're e-soulmates.

[ShamsWoof10]

Hey tough guy, she is joking, we're having a male to female conversation, she has a bf, I have a gf, only a mouth breather like yourself would interpret such non sense. Get a clue pal before you open your dick suckers.

That's a "conversation"...? It's you who's not that bright b*tch...

Go "try" to degrade more women. I bet it makes you feel like a real man. I promise you this, one day when you're not behind your monitor and pull this shit on a women, you will find yourself in a dumpster.

So the people I degrade are women ..? Well you can include yourself in that one you pathetic tool....

[Deuce]

I am seriously buying you many beers in Vegas.

Did you see my comment about Walleye? If you know what that is, I swear we're e-soulmates.

Yes, I catch them all the time in the lakes here. Delicious.

[swede96]

Wolves skin is more oily than dogs, so dander isnt a big problem. They do shed big time though, not as much in a cold climate, but here in FL they loose their winter coat about this time of year.

http://www.inetdesign.com/wolfdunn/wolfdogfaq/

If you really want a wolf/hybrid please do some research, they arent for everyone, but if you have the time and love for the animal it will be there for you for its lifetime. The above website will answer all your questions.

later

Great! Thanks CP! Don't worry, I know that I have to research dog breeds to decide on the right one. I'm not one of those idiots that buys a puppy because it's cute then brings it back a few months later because I can't handle it. Goldens are great dogs and a really good fit for my lifestyle, but I've already had two of the best Goldens in the world. I won't be getting another one. Time to move on to something new.

[ShamsWoof10]

I am seriously buying you many beers in Vegas.

Did you see my comment about Walleye? If you know what that is, I swear we're e-soulmates.

Now would this be "sarcasim", "joking", "EEEEEE-Bullsh*t", or toying with TOOLS in the forum..?

Oh man I've got to set up some girls in here... I am going to make some of you look stupid as F*CK!

[swede96]

Yes, I catch them all the time in the lakes here. Delicious.

It's my FAVORITE fish! That's saying a lot. I live in the seafood capital or the coutry!

[babaoriley]

The funny thing is...I've had my myspace page for over 2 years now.

http://www.myspace.com/somehornybitch

I have been preparing and scheming the entire two years to pull a quick one on the guys at SBR. You have to hand it to me, I am one patient mother fucker.

Even more perplexing than this whole "women on SBR" thing is the fact that Robyn likes Radiohead (greatest band around right now), Flaming Lips (greatest LIVE band in the world), Margot and the Nuclear So & So's (greatest band that nobody knows of), and Michael Buble (biggest douchewank in the history of music). Now, given her Sarah Silverman worship, it could very well be a well-placed joke. Then again, Snow Patrol??? I mean, I've seen them live a couple times, and like that one album that has "Run" on it. That said, Snow Patrol=Coldplay=Keane. They all suck.

EDIT: Sigur Ros would give Flaming Lips a run for "Greatest Live band..." and they're also on your list. Arcade Fire, British Sea Power, Mogwai, The New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene... All are fantastic live (and studio acts).

I guess what I'm saying is I'm torn between actually liking you based on your musical tastes and loathing you based on your musical tastes: Buble, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Pink and Evanescence just SUUUUUUCKKKK. (The rest of your music tastes are A-OK though) and your movie choices are commendable. B+, I say.

[swede96]

Now would this be "sarcasim", "joking", "EEEEEE-Bullsh*t", or toying with TOOLS in the forum..?

I see the problem. You're looking up "sarcasim", not "sarcasm". Simple mistake. If you have to ask...you need to learn how to read the dictionary.

That post would be two people discussing a common interest with a touch of innocent e-flirting as we both know that the other is spoken for.

[Deuce]

That's a "conversation"...? It's you who's not that bright b*tch...



So the people I degrade are women ..? Well you can include yourself in that one you pathetic tool....

You have the intelligence and vocabulary span of a 12 year old. I am surprised you haven't told me your dad could beat up my dad yet. Honestly, just go fukk yourself ya "Tool". I am not going to dumb myself down in order to win an "e" argument. You're pathetic.

[capitalist pig]

I am not a big dog fan but still this is good info...

Hey dude how's your son doin'..? Have you heard from him lately..? Is he ok..?

Thanks for asking sir, my son is now in Kuwait relaxing, there is a 15 day chill out period before tranport to Germany, then back to the USA. Two tours in Iraq, and he is really looking forward to his army release date in April.

later

[swede96]

I bet he is, CP! Congrats on your son coming home safe and sound. We almost lost my sister in law over there. It's heartbreaking when someone you love is so far away.

[ShamsWoof10]

That post would be two people discussing a common interest with a touch of innocent e-flirting as we both know that the other is spoken for.

A TOUCH.!!!?????

OMG that's like saying Buffalo gets "A TOUCH" of snow every year... please... you and innocent have NOTHING IN COMMON!

As I said you are SBR's "E-SLUT"!

[Deuce]

A TOUCH.!!!?????

OMG that's like saying Buffalo gets "A TOUCH" of snow every year... please... you and inncent have NOTHING IN COMMON!

As I said you are SBR's "E-SLUT"!

I would here by say you're sigle, miserable, barreled in, ugly, and bitter.

[RageWizard]

Even more perplexing than this whole "women on SBR" thing is the fact that Robyn likes Radiohead (greatest band around right now), Flaming Lips (greatest LIVE band in the world), Margot and the Nuclear So & So's (greatest band that nobody knows of), and Michael Buble (biggest douchewank in the history of music). Now, given her Sarah Silverman worship, it could very well be a well-placed joke. Then again, Snow Patrol??? I mean, I've seen them live a couple times, and like that one album that has "Run" on it. That said, Snow Patrol=Coldplay=Keane. They all suck.

EDIT: Sigur Ros would give Flaming Lips a run for "Greatest Live band..." and they're also on your list. Arcade Fire, British Sea Power, Mogwai, The New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene... All are fantastic live (and studio acts).

I guess what I'm saying is I'm torn between actually liking you based on your musical tastes and loathing you based on your musical tastes: Buble, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Pink and Evanescence just SUUUUUUCKKKK. (The rest of your music tastes are A-OK though) and your movie choices are commendable. B+, I say.

I almost fully agree with your assessment except that while the flaming lips are GREAT in concert. The best live show still belongs to Genitortures.