What I noticed about the females here...

[swede96]

Ouch. Calling me a slut. Coming from someone that doesn't know me even a little bit. That really hurts.

No, "inncent" and I have nothing in common, but I really don't care what you think. Deuce knows that my e-flirting with him is innocent, as is his with me.

Now run along.

[ShamsWoof10]

I would here by say you're sigle, miserable, barreled in, ugly, and bitter.

Like I said.. you're not very bright and buying into this is a clear example... Don't worry I got someone better the BONES and if I can help it I"ll make sure you do fly somewhere... You're so pathetic you'd do it... If you people have GF/BF why do you find the need to flirt with others ALLLLL THE F*CKIIN' TIME..? Are you not getting the attention from them or what..?

Ouch. Calling me a slut. Coming from someone that doesn't know me even a little bit. That really hurts.

No, "inncent" and I have nothing in common, but I really don't care what you think. Deuce knows that my e-flirting with him is innocent, as is his with me.

Now run along.

Why don't you run along to "STALLION" instead of flirting with eveything that types... Doesn't he give you any attention...?

Incase you haven't noticed it's only you of the girls that I have run in's with... Why is that..? You even started it today... Others have had run in's with you too more then the other girls... Why is that..???

[Deuce]

Like I said.. you're not very bright and buying into this is a clear example... Don't worry I got someone better the BONES and if I can help it I"ll make sure you do fly somewhere... You're so pathetic you'd do it... If you people have GF/BF why do you find the need to flirt with others ALLLLL THE F*CKIIN' TIME..? Are you not getting the attention from them or what..?



Why don't you run along to "STALLION" instead of flirting with eveything that types... Doesn't he give you any attention...?

Jealous much? She is a real girl you homo. Don't you think I would figure things out like before hand? And wtf is BONES? Enlighten me. Shed some light on the subject of these girls being all guys. You are sadly mistaken. The two that I would think would be fake if they were I know are legit for a fact. Looks to be you're still not very bright. I win on the internet and in real life. You keep failing.

[swede96]

Again. You really need to come up with some new material. Don't worry about my boyfriend or Deuce's gilrfriend. My boyfriend and I get plenty of attention from each other. We're very much in love. He knows I am a social and flirty person. He also knows that there is no one in the world other than him that I want to crawl into bed with at night.

[swede96]

Jealous much? She is a real girl you homo. Don't you think I would figure things out like before hand? And wtf is BONES? Enlighten me. Shed some light on the subject of these girls being all guys. You are sadly mistaken. The two that I would think would be fake if they were I know are legit for a fact. Looks to be you're still not very bright. I win on the internet and in real life. You keep failing.

I can help you there. You see, I am really skinny in one of my pictures. The nickname started in the Swede Gate thread because Dr. Shamswoof and his boy toy Nurse Crazyl let us know that is impossible for a skinny woman to have big boobs. So, "BONES" refers to me being skinny...in a picture taken almost a year ago. It is extra hilarious in all caps because there is currently a TNT TV show called "BONES" that actually has nothing to do with being skinny or boobs in any way. Oh that clever clever Shamswoof! You see what he did there? He used the title of a TV show about solving murders using actual bones like in a skeleton and turned it around to refer to me being skinny. Really funny stuff.

[ShamsWoof10]

Jealous much? She is a real girl you homo. Don't you think I would figure things out like before hand? And wtf is BONES? Enlighten me. Shed some light on the subject of these girls being all guys. You are sadly mistaken.

YOU STUPID F*CK!!!! How about calming your hormones down and try reading... Why don't you read a little closer before running to your girls aid you moron... I said they likely WERE girls not guys...

To answer your question ..NO I don't think you would figure sh*t out you TOOL! You can't even get what I said about the girls right so why would I think you can think your way out of a box...?

The two that I would think would be fake if they were I know are legit for a fact. Looks to be you're still not very bright.

What the f*ck is this...? Yeah you do need enlightment geez...

[swede96]

Awww....I love it when you use your favorite insult. "Stupid" and "idiot" are just about the best ammunition you have huh? Might I suggest "Poopiehead" and "Doo Doo Brain"?

[Deuce]

YOU STUPID F*CK!!!! How about calming your hormones down and try reading... Why don't you read a little closer before running to your girls aid you moron... I said they likely WERE girls not guys...

To answer your question ..NO I don't think you would figure sh*t out you TOOL! You can't even get what I said about the girls right so why would I think you can think your way out of a box...?



What the f*ck is this...? Yeah you do need enlightment geez...

You mumble like a dumb fuck. I am down with you. I feel dumber now.

[swede96]

You mumble like a dumb fuck. I am down with you. I feel dumber now.

If you want him to understand, you may want to speak his language.

Shamsie, Deuce said: "You talk like kookoo. I'm feel more dumberer now.

[ShamsWoof10]

I am really skinny in one of my pictures .

IN ONE..!!!????

Oh that clever clever Shamswoof! .

It's about god damn time!!!!

....and you know that's a WOOOF nickname...

[swede96]

Yes, love. And you can go WOOF yourself with it.

[ShamsWoof10]

I feel dumber now.

...and there is a goooood reason for that....

Hey BONES I see you decided to use the combo today... You are not only talking like you're 5 years old but now you are acting like it and it attracted "Deuce"....

Yes, love. And you can go WOOF yourself with it.

That's all you got..??? You and the walking "BONER" with the baseball cap would make a great pair...

[HedgeHog]

Duece isn't even real...He's JJ.

All this back and forth is with a ghost.

[swede96]

...and there is a goooood reason for that....

Hey BONES I see you decided to use the combo today... You are not only talking like you're 5 years old but now you are acting like it and it attracted "Deuce"....



That's all you got..??? You and the walking "BONER" with the baseball cap would make a great pair...

You're right. I think Deuce and I would be great drinking buddies.

And at least I have more than three cracks. Seriously, shouldn't you be trying to think up new jokes and braiding Crazyl's hair right now?

[ShamsWoof10]

Thanks for asking sir, my son is now in Kuwait relaxing, there is a 15 day chill out period before tranport to Germany, then back to the USA. Two tours in Iraq, and he is really looking forward to his army release date in April.

later

Excuse our b*tching for a minute...

I'm sure you are excited to see your son... I'm excited for you.. I don't have children so I can not relate totally but the one constant belief (more then any other growing up) was that there is nothing more valuable then the bond a son/father or daughter/mother have... I can't relate but I noticed it with my sister and my neice when I babysat her... It's pretty interesting to say the least...

[ShamsWoof10]

And at least I have more than three cracks.

You don't even have ONE... You spend most of your time playing the "POOR ME" role... Guys come help me is not a crack...

[Bill Dozer]

I've spoken with two of the female posters. Can verify different IPs.

[Sportsgirl]

I've spoken with two of the female posters. Can verify different IPs.

Can I be one of them?

[swede96]

Thanks Bill!

[swede96]

You don't even have ONE... You spend most of your time playing the "POOR ME" role... Guys come help me is not a crack...

Wrong again. I spend most of my time here goofing off and having fun. The time I've wasted posting to you has not been "Poor Me" thing at all. I am just amazed at how low and disgusting you can be. I guess I keep responding in the hopes that you'll show one glimmer of being a decent human being, because I really hate believing that people like you exist in the world. Real or internet.

[ShamsWoof10]

Wrong again. I spend most of my time here goofing off and having fun. The time I've wasted posting to you has not been "Poor Me" thing at all. I am just amazed at how low and disgusting you can be. I guess I keep responding in the hopes that you'll show one glimmer of being a decent human being, because I really hate believing that people like you exist in the world. Real or internet.

Geeeeezzz BONES you'll so full of... "drama" not to mention "sh*t"... I don't like believing that people like you exist either but I guess they do... I'm sure grandmothers all over the world don't like it either...

[Robyn]

I do not think a man is behind the girls... There are many reasons why this would not add up... This is not to say that SBR, to generate traffic, would not have women stage something like this but it's still "A" girl or series of girls that are posting... This in NO WAY means any of you are getting laid by her/them so dispite the flirting you guys can realistically forget it...

Hell... some of you are so pathetic that I even thought about spicing up the pot and having one of these college girls that live in my complex join the forum and really play with some of you f*ckin' TOOLS! Some of these b*tches are f*ckin' smokin' too and I'm sure they wouldn't mind some of the attention.... I would even gear them towards certain posters for my entertainment...

The logic and responses are CLEARLY female.. A man could not duplicate their style of thinking... Also they do have the AIC site where they....and Rage get together to hang out...

If by some smalllll chance it is a man behind them it would have to be someone like Taco/HG who is either both or has the desire to be both...

I am not here to bang anyone. The only flirting I do, is with JJ...and that's because he is just as insane as I am.

I just got off the phone with Bill and he can confirm that I am in fact a woman. Now before the conspiracy shit starts flying, no...we are not paid to post here. My husband and I are going to be writing an article that will appear on SBR this coming Monday.

As I have stated earlier, my myspace page is http://www.myspace.com/somehornybitch . If any of you would like to add me, just send a friend request. If you don't have a myspace page and would like to get with the program, it is easy to create one. All four of us girls have one.

The AIC site is http://www.americanidolconspiracy.com/ . The four of us (Nancy, Gina, Kim and myself) have been posting there for 3 years now. Nancy started posting her NFL columns here two years ago. She thought you guys were fun and things were boring at AIC (and still are most of the time), so we decided to come and check this place out. That's why we are here...because we have fun. Not because we are trying to pull the wool over anyones eyes or trying to generate traffic for SBR.

Got it?

[swede96]

Geeeeezzz BONES you'll so full of... "drama" not to mention "sh*t"... I don't like believing that people like you exist either but I guess they do... I'm sure grandmothers all over the world don't like it either...

I am truley sorry that you parents, school system, coaches and anyone else that shaped young Shamswoof failed you so miserably.

[Robyn]

Even more perplexing than this whole "women on SBR" thing is the fact that Robyn likes Radiohead (greatest band around right now), Flaming Lips (greatest LIVE band in the world), Margot and the Nuclear So & So's (greatest band that nobody knows of), and Michael Buble (biggest douchewank in the history of music). Now, given her Sarah Silverman worship, it could very well be a well-placed joke. Then again, Snow Patrol??? I mean, I've seen them live a couple times, and like that one album that has "Run" on it. That said, Snow Patrol=Coldplay=Keane. They all suck.

EDIT: Sigur Ros would give Flaming Lips a run for "Greatest Live band..." and they're also on your list. Arcade Fire, British Sea Power, Mogwai, The New Pornographers, Broken Social Scene... All are fantastic live (and studio acts).

I guess what I'm saying is I'm torn between actually liking you based on your musical tastes and loathing you based on your musical tastes: Buble, Coldplay, Snow Patrol, Pink and Evanescence just SUUUUUUCKKKK. (The rest of your music tastes are A-OK though) and your movie choices are commendable. B+, I say.

Haha! I think that you are my new best friend.

The thing about my taste in ANYTHING (movies, music, etc) is that I am allllll over the freaking place. I am a singer (no, not a person who thinks they can sing...but someone who makes money doing so), so I find many different genres acceptable and pleasing to listen to. Not that I am defending my taste, but Buble...love his voice. Coldplay...it's just not normal to dislike them. Snow Patrol...Run is one of the best songs out there, but I agree that some of their other stuff is a little faggy. Pink...well, that was from a few years ago, I don't listen to her anymore, I should probably take a better look at my list and edit it accordingly. And Evanescence...helloooooo, Amy Lee is an incredible vocalist, you ding dong!

As for the other bands you mentioned, I am going to need to check them out. You seem to have pretty similar taste to my own.

[TexansFan]

Why do people keep stating that arguing over the internet is stupid and we now have 5 pages of this crap? I'm sure they are real women but if for some chance there not, who really cares?

[Sportsgirl]

Why do people keep stating that arguing over the internet is stupid and we now have 5 pages of this crap? I'm sure they are real women but if for some chance there not, who really cares?

As my dear friend Robyn once said:

"Arguing over the Internets is like running in the Special Olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded."

[ShamsWoof10]

I am truley sorry that you parents, school system, coaches and anyone else that shaped young Shamswoof failed you so miserably.

I guess you would consider that a "crack" right..? Why don't you go get some attention and E-Flash the posters since "STALLION" doesn't give you enough attention...

Got it?

NO!!!

"IF" I were to think SBR is behind this then Bill coming on to tell us he confirms differant IP's does nothing for me...

Also even "IF" SBR is behind this it doesn't mean you are not girls... I'll show you what I mean in the near future on staging this sort of thing...

[swede96]

Not a crack, Shams...just geniune disapointment in the poeple who were supposed to teach you common decency. I responed to your accusations about my relationship above. Re-read it if it was too difficult for you to understand. Let me know if you get stuck on any big words.

[Sportsgirl]

Swede, you left the toilet seat up and I had to pick up your thong, er, boxers off the floor this morning.
Oh, and you snored.

[Robyn]

NO!!!

"IF" I were to think SBR is behind this then Bill coming on to tell us he confirms differant IP's does nothing for me...

Also even "IF" SBR is behind this it doesn't mean you are not girls... I'll show you what I mean in the near future on staging this sort of thing...

When Bill and I were speaking on the phone about the article, he mentioned seeing the link in this thread to my myspace page. That is when I brought up the fact that some of you weirdos insist that we are men. He explained that some of the other boards like to create fake female profiles to mess with people, which is something I have heard a few of you grumbling about...but I have never been over to any of the other boards, so I have never witnessed it.

What completely baffles me is that people actually have the TIME to create all of these different profiles just to mess with people. Do they have jobs? I spend enough time online and couldn't even imagine having multiple id's all over the place.

Anyway, nothing is "staged" as you might think.

LOL CONSPIRACIES! (i know how much you love that word, Shamsy)

[swede96]

Swede, you left the toilet seat up and I had to pick up your thong, er, boxers off the floor this morning.
Oh, and you snored.

Sorry.

*So glad she didn't notice my morning wood*

[ShamsWoof10]

Not a crack, Shams....

It never is.... I hope you're not as dull as your comebacks... This would explain the E-Flashing to anyone who can type...

[Sportsgirl]

Sorry.

*So glad she didn't notice my morning wood*

Oh, I did.

[swede96]

Yes, people writing with itelligence and big words you can't decode must be dull for people like you, Shams.

[swede96]

Oh, I did.

Well, it IS impressive.