Unreal Video Of The Fukkin Year: Shari LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoV · 01-01-11, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by shari91

Haha. Yeah I am. Maybe it's because I was in front of the mirror? Or the bed is really high. Not sure how I can really prove my height though so I'm not going to worry about it. Although if I were shorter I think life would be easier. Sometimes hard to find jeans that fit length wise without them falling off my ass and certain dresses that fit me everywhere else end up like miniskirts. Not really the look I'm going for most of the time anymore.

shari91 · 01-01-11, 09:11 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Shari are you really 5-3?? Its ok that is a nice height for a female, Shari we accept you who you are Its ok if your a Brick, congrats on being first female ever to win poster of the month

JJ, I'm not really 5'3. I would be more than happy to say if I were - there's nothing wrong with being a short female and in fact, a lot of guys prefer that. They like that feeling they get of being a chick's protector.

And I wouldn't mind if I were a Brick either. I've had a child - it happens to some women and I'd be more than happy to have put on a lot of pounds in that case. At this point in my life I really don't care if I was 125 pounds or 195 pounds - it's not like I'm out trolling clubs for men. Actual fact though is that I'm just kind of a twig. Long limbs and have difficulty keeping on a decent amount of weight. And now it seems to be getting worse. I've even lost whatever ass I used to have. It's all downhill from here for me.

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:04 PM

Good responses Shari, your coming around now in getting back into reality

Hey its ok you do not look like those girls you posted

Hey maybe if you keep getting more honest I will charity fuk you in a nice hotel in Montreal

OK????

pavyracer · 01-01-11, 11:06 PM

JJ you are not Salvation Army.

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:16 PM

Paver see me new thread about you

Let me handle this thread

shari91 · 01-01-11, 11:26 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Good responses Shari, your coming around now in getting back into reality Hey its ok you do not look like those girls you posted Hey maybe if you keep getting more honest I will charity fuk you in a nice hotel in Montreal OK????

I said it was all downhill. I didn't say I was dead.

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:31 PM

Well let me know if you ever in Montreal and "you need me"

I think you know what I mean

melia26 · 01-01-11, 11:37 PM

Shari, I think it's so great you posted your video on here. You are my forum sister for life. And it's hard enough to be a woman. Then you add that you like sports. Then...to put yourself out there for these creepy manfux to judge you. It reminds me of gay man-straight man scenario. So many of these same men on here would judge a gay guy, like oooh, he's gonna check me out in the shower, I'm frightened. Dude, don't flatter yourself, he would never be interested in you in the first place. Stay strong, you rock!

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:40 PM

Melia watch your comments to me ok????????????

She already told me she does not want to date me in a 500 word e-mail

I tried, Melia have you asked her out yet?? NO I knew this.

At least I tried, I have not been laid in 14 years Son so I have reasons to get itchy and try to get some play from Shari.

I go after things, she turned me down. I only wanted to sleep with her..I am a guy you know.

OmgUrMom · 01-01-11, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by melia26

Shari, I think it's so great you posted your video on here. You are my forum sister for life. And it's hard enough to be a woman. Then you add that you like sports. Then...to put yourself out there for these creepy manfux to judge you. It reminds me of gay man-straight man scenario. So many of these same men on here would judge a gay guy, like oooh, he's gonna check me out in the shower, I'm frightened. Dude, don't flatter yourself, he would never be interested in you in the first place. Stay strong, you rock!

melia26 · 01-01-11, 11:44 PM

Don't Son me...you actually know I'm a bitch. Are you challenging me to a dating contest?

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:45 PM

Well I know guys that check each other out in a shower and they are straight.

I have seen guys actually measure another guy's cock in the shower so??

It is called the donut measuring method, it measures girth

If a guy is hard in the shower all you do is signal him and make a donut with your fingers and show him, if he nods that means he wants you to measure him and he knows your straight so what you do is put your donut shaped fingers around his cock when erect and then squeeze to measure girth and then you show him what the size is.

Man some of you guys are in another world, get with the program men.

OmgUrMom · 01-01-11, 11:48 PM

jjgold

melia26 · 01-01-11, 11:48 PM

Well I know as a girl if you made the donut sign anywhere in my direction you would get knocked the hell out.

jjgold · 01-01-11, 11:55 PM

Melia you single??

I am available, check my vids out and see if I am your type

Looking for fum more though and not a relationship

melia26 · 01-01-11, 11:58 PM

I only am attracted to younger guys who live with sugar mamas. Sorry.

OmgUrMom · 01-02-11, 12:02 AM

i cant help but think things are going to work out between jj and melia, i bet this will be the beginning of a beautiful relationship

SoV · 01-02-11, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by melia26

I only am attracted to younger guys who live with sugar mamas. Sorry.

Shari, doesn't that sound like some Scouse lad?

RealSlimShady · 01-02-11, 12:05 AM

JJ, how the hell do you come up with all this gay crap?

Iwinyourmoney · 01-02-11, 12:13 AM

Sheri call me forget these losers

pavyracer · 01-02-11, 12:16 AM

JJ trying his best to impress the ladies by telling homosexual jokes. Guy is a winner in life.

Ace_of_Spades · 01-02-11, 12:18 AM

Is this what got Shari POD?

OmgUrMom · 01-02-11, 12:24 AM

Originally posted by RealSlimShady

JJ, how the hell do you come up with all this gay crap?

sportfan · 01-02-11, 12:49 AM

Shari has a cute voice

nli07 · 01-02-11, 03:08 AM

JJ to get something going with melia YES +246 NO -272

jjgold · 01-02-11, 09:36 AM

melia26 is Shari??

LOL this is getting better and better

I live for this shit

Fishhead · 01-02-11, 09:39 AM

Shari, don't call me between 1am ET and 7am ET

Any other time is fine.

Thanks sweetie

jjgold · 01-02-11, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Shari, don't call me between 1am ET and 7am ET

Any other time is fine.

Thanks sweetie

Fishhead · 01-02-11, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

I don't mind sexually inclined women calling me, but not at odd hours.

jjgold · 01-02-11, 09:53 AM

Fishhead do you speak with her??

How many posters talk to this girl???

oiler · 01-02-11, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

That kid is cute and actually looks like me a little

no nt even close.the baby is cute and u have a face not even a mother could like.the only way that kid would look like u if there was a man involved.always want to be the one who ruins everybody big moment.maybe cause u never had one before.i bet your first in line when they pass tha law where same sex will be able to marry

shari91 · 01-02-11, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by Fishhead

Shari, don't call me between 1am ET and 7am ET

Any other time is fine.

Thanks sweetie

Well that's normally when I'm at my best down here but for you I'll make an exception.

shari91 · 01-02-11, 10:19 AM

And JJ you nutter, Melia was at the Bash. She lives in Vegas and works at a book.

Hi Melia!! Hope all is going well and it's nice to see you on here kicking a little JJ ass.

jjgold · 01-02-11, 10:24 AM

Melia call me today

I will fly to see you if we click on phone

Fishhead · 01-02-11, 10:24 AM

Originally posted by shari91

And JJ you nutter, Melia was at the Bash. She lives in Vegas and works at a book.

Hi Melia!! Hope all is going well and it's nice to see you on here kicking a little JJ ass.

Great gal, had lunch with her.