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  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #1
    Here Ye Here Ye...
    I myself used to make bullshit threads and not think anything of it. I stopped when asked and started using PM's when I needed to direct something towards a specific poster. Since Monday, I have been putzing around this board. It is awful. I can't stand it anymore. Please stop the bullshit.

    Yours truly,


    Deuce
  • donjuan
    SBR MVP
    • 08-29-07
    • 3993

    #2
    You should probably refrain from using sayings or phrases that you can't spell. My personal favorite is when people say "walla" when trying to say voilà.
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    • raydog
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 11-07-07
      • 6984

      #3
      haha fuk off don. deuce has been on spring break. you got the point. (jk don) deuce, its hear ye homie. yep, too much talk of boobs and bull around here lately. mo, tighten this joint up
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      • jjgold
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-20-05
        • 388179

        #4
        Deuce go fuk yourself

        I would love to be in a fuukin locked closet with you and take your head off
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        • Shark79
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-19-07
          • 11211

          #5
          Originally posted by jjgold
          Deuce go fuk yourself

          I would love to be in a fuukin locked closet with you and take your head off
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          • The HG
            SBR MVP
            • 11-01-06
            • 3566

            #6
            Deuce if we had satisfactorily determined with 95% certainty the size of Swede's boobs (her boobs, NOT her bra size), a lot of these threads might not be here. But the fact is, we haven't. That's just the reality. We are no closer to knowing whether they are B, C or D than we were two weeks ago. I'm sorry but we're not.

            And we also have no idea which of the SBR women posters is the sassiest. The various polls and threads, as optimistically-intentioned as they might have started out, have in fact shed precious little light on the matter. Anecdotal evidence and incidental testimonial means little.
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            • Shark79
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-19-07
              • 11211

              #7
              Originally posted by The HG
              Deuce if we had satisfactorily determined with 95% certainty the size of Swede's boobs (her boobs, NOT her bra size), a lot of these threads might not be here. But the fact is, we haven't. That's just the reality. We are no closer to knowing whether they are B, C or D than we were two weeks ago. I'm sorry but we're not.

              And we also have no idea which of the SBR women posters is the sassiest. The various polls and threads, as optimistically-intentioned as they might have started out, have in fact shed precious little light on the matter. Anecdotal evidence and incidental testimonial means little.
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              • Sportsgirl
                SBR MVP
                • 09-10-06
                • 4493

                #8
                Originally posted by The HG
                Deuce if we had satisfactorily determined with 95% certainty the size of Swede's boobs (her boobs, NOT her bra size), a lot of these threads might not be here. But the fact is, we haven't. That's just the reality. We are no closer to knowing whether they are B, C or D than we were two weeks ago. I'm sorry but we're not.

                And we also have no idea which of the SBR women posters is the sassiest. The various polls and threads, as optimistically-intentioned as they might have started out, have in fact shed precious little light on the matter. Anecdotal evidence and incidental testimonial means little.
                This made me chortle. A lot.
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                • RealSlimShady
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 12-24-07
                  • 6249

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Deuce go fuk yourself

                  I would love to be in a fuukin locked closet with you and take your head off


                  Hank, I thought you and Deuce were pals? What happened?
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                  • Robyn
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-08
                    • 9681

                    #10
                    Originally posted by The HG
                    Deuce if we had satisfactorily determined with 95% certainty the size of Swede's boobs (her boobs, NOT her bra size), a lot of these threads might not be here. But the fact is, we haven't. That's just the reality. We are no closer to knowing whether they are B, C or D than we were two weeks ago. I'm sorry but we're not.

                    And we also have no idea which of the SBR women posters is the sassiest. The various polls and threads, as optimistically-intentioned as they might have started out, have in fact shed precious little light on the matter. Anecdotal evidence and incidental testimonial means little.
                    Not only that, we have yet to determine which of the girls can run the fastest, who has the best car, who has the best fashion sense and who has the most awesomest porn name!

                    These topics are crucial matters yet to be discussed in their very own unique threads!
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                    • Panic
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-06-08
                      • 10367

                      #11
                      Nice. Now all of you have done it. Just poke the hornets nest why don't ya? Now the guy with the fish goggles is gonna make a goddamn video. Hope your proud of yourselves.
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                      • Robyn
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 02-05-08
                        • 9681

                        #12
                        JJ is too busy with his coaching job.
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                        • Panic
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-06-08
                          • 10367

                          #13
                          Lucky for us, maybe the glue he ingested is still holding.
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                          • RealSlimShady
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-24-07
                            • 6249

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Panic
                            Nice. Now all of you have done it. Just poke the hornets nest why don't ya? Now the guy with the fish goggles is gonna make a goddamn video. Hope your proud of yourselves.


                            He hasn't responded....he is probably making a video as we speak!
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                            • Shark79
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-19-07
                              • 11211

                              #15
                              He got a job
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Deuce is an internet tough guy, we all know this
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                                • Deuce
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 01-12-08
                                  • 29843

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Deuce is an internet tough guy, we all know this
                                  JJ, I am twice your size, I was more athletic at age 10 then you have been your entire life. You are 5'4", a compulsive gambler, sociopath, dual personalities, you clean buildings for a living. I fukked more broads by 18 then you have at 40. With my genetics and intelligence I could bury you at anything. You are a degenerate.


                                  JJ, go back on your meds pal so we can be friends again.
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                                  • Kellen
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-19-08
                                    • 3484

                                    #18
                                    dual personalities? Id say more like 4
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                                    • 5 star bomb
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 10-12-07
                                      • 5370

                                      #19
                                      Duece are you saying jj has changed? He needs to get back on meds pal?
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                                      • swede96
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-07
                                        • 3875

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The HG
                                        Deuce if we had satisfactorily determined with 95% certainty the size of Swede's boobs (her boobs, NOT her bra size), a lot of these threads might not be here. But the fact is, we haven't. That's just the reality. We are no closer to knowing whether they are B, C or D than we were two weeks ago. I'm sorry but we're not.

                                        And we also have no idea which of the SBR women posters is the sassiest. The various polls and threads, as optimistically-intentioned as they might have started out, have in fact shed precious little light on the matter. Anecdotal evidence and incidental testimonial means little.
                                        Well said, HG. Personally, I've been losing sleep at night wondering which one of us has the biggest boobies. If everyone would just appreciate the severity of these issues, we would be able to get these questions answered so everyone could have piece of mind. I tell ya, it really chaps my ass when people makes jokes about a topic as serious as my boobies.
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                                        • swede96
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 12-05-07
                                          • 3875

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Panic
                                          Nice. Now all of you have done it. Just poke the hornets nest why don't ya? Now the guy with the fish goggles is gonna make a goddamn video. Hope your proud of yourselves.
                                          We are.
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                                          • Deuce
                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                            • 01-12-08
                                            • 29843

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by 5 star bomb
                                            Duece are you saying jj has changed? He needs to get back on meds pal?
                                            Yes, he needs medicince. Guy has lost his marbles, fell off his rocker if you will.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              I am going to hunt down at least 7 guys at SBR bash, I am paying for 20 kids to come with me as backup also. We are going to kick ass
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                                              • swede96
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-05-07
                                                • 3875

                                                #24
                                                Can we compare lists, JJ? I don't want to waste valuable pool time beating on people that will already be taken care of. Thanks.
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                                                • Deuce
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 01-12-08
                                                  • 29843

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                  I am going to hunt down at least 7 guys at SBR bash, I am paying for 20 kids to come with me as backup also. We are going to kick ass
                                                  Make sure its 30 just to be safe. Round up the kids you sell candy out of your van to. They will help you immensely.
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                                                  • The HG
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-01-06
                                                    • 3566

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                                    I am going to hunt down at least 7 guys at SBR bash, I am paying for 20 kids to come with me as backup also. We are going to kick ass
                                                    Cool, jj what are you going to do with these kids after they're done kicking ass? I have some things I might like to do with them if they're still around. How old are these kids going to be, by the way?
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Kids range from 14-18
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                                                      • Deuce
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 01-12-08
                                                        • 29843

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Kids range from 14-18
                                                        lol

                                                        You are a sick fukk. Depending on size of these muppets, I could take on 10 14 year olds at once. Try it.


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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
                                                          Deuce I am going to break you in half and then take all your money at the SBR bash
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