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  • The Seer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-29-07
    • 10641

    #1
    The World Revolves Around Big Breasts
    Big breasts win verdict for Japanese pin-up Tue Mar 4, 12:15 AM ET



    TOKYO (AFP) - A Japanese pin-up model says that her big breasts have not only boosted her career -- they also helped her overturn a court verdict.

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    The bikini model, who goes by her professional name Serena Kozakura, was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole, as she had been found guilty of earlier.

    "I used to hate my body so much," Kozakura, who has appeared in product commercials on television, told the private Asahi network in an interview aired Tuesday.

    "But it was my breasts" that won in court, she said.

    The case was splashed through the Japanese media on Tuesday, with the Asahi network even inviting her to demonstrate how she could not fit through the opening.

    Kozakura, 38, was convicted last year of property destruction after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside, apparently because he was with another woman.

    Kozakura had said the man made the hole himself.

    In her appeal, the defence counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said that she could not squeeze through with her 110-centimetre (44-inch) bust.

    "The judges were very good-mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they're well-trained," Kozakura said.

    Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed and threw out the guilty verdict on Monday, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man's account.
  • turnip
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-03-06
    • 940

    #2
    haha

    I thought this was going to be another thread about the lovely Swede96
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    • Kerfuffle
      SBR High Roller
      • 01-11-08
      • 143

      #3
      This is a thread that should be put in Neanderthal monthly magazine.
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      • Sportsgirl
        SBR MVP
        • 09-10-06
        • 4493

        #4
        Originally posted by Kerfuffle
        This is a thread that should be put in Neanderthal monthly magazine.

        F.Y.I.: your record is skipping.
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        • Robyn
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-08
          • 9681

          #5
          Golly, I never knew that men liked boobs!

          Well, in light of that recent revelation, I have decided to change my avatar back home to my horny boobs.
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          • swede96
            SBR MVP
            • 12-05-07
            • 3875

            #6
            Originally posted by turnip
            haha

            I thought this was going to be another thread about the lovely Swede96
            Me too. I am pleasently suprised that it is not. My poor, abused boobies...
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            • swede96
              SBR MVP
              • 12-05-07
              • 3875

              #7
              Originally posted by Kerfuffle
              This is a thread that should be put in Neanderthal monthly magazine.
              I bet all 14 of your posts contain either "neanderthal" or "branches"...yup.

              FYI: I don't think prehistoricl man did much swinging from branches....I'm pretty sure you're thinking of "George of the Jungle".
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              • 5 star bomb
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-12-07
                • 5370

                #8
                I love boobies
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                • swede96
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-05-07
                  • 3875

                  #9


                  I was almost right!



                  Of course, one is voting for Miller Lite...which is equally stupid....that the other one is saying hi to Shamswoof...which is a synonym for Neanderthal.
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                  • Robyn
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-05-08
                    • 9681

                    #10
                    Kerfluff must be one of those silly "ghosts" they all love to talk about.
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                    • RageWizard
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-01-06
                      • 3008

                      #11
                      Originally posted by swede96


                      I was almost right!



                      Of course, one is voting for Miller Lite...which is equally stupid....that the other one is saying hi to Shamswoof...which is a synonym for Neanderthal.
                      The pig has made half of his comments today alone. As for the swinging from branches thing, he's close. They actually swung branches at things to kill them for food in the begining, until a caveman tool engineer came along and made their lives easier.
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                      • BadNina
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-07
                        • 10491

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Robyn
                        Golly, I never knew that men liked boobs!

                        Well, in light of that recent revelation, I have decided to change my avatar back home to my horny boobs.
                        I like your horny boobs
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                        • Robyn
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-05-08
                          • 9681

                          #13
                          Thank you. I like them, too.
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                          • BadNina
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 11-27-07
                            • 10491

                            #14
                            they have cute noses
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                            • BrentCrude
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-16-05
                              • 4665

                              #15
                              The fatter the woman,the bigger the boobs,,,,most of the time.

                              For you guys that like huge boobs,there's a chance you might have to go out with a fat chick.Sure,there are skinny women with big hooters but it's rare that they would be natural and not factory made.And if they are factory made,who wants to play with them.It would be like Bret Favre wanting to play in a game with a rubber football.

                              Take a hefty broad with 42 EE's and take 100 or so pounds off her carcas and you will have 36 C's or maybe single D's.Boobs are comprised mostly of fat!!

                              What's really pathetic is when you have a fat and not so attractive broad who has 46 A's or B's.She doesn't even have big hooters as she should have going for her where she could attract a one night stand here and there.hehe!

                              I have been out with a number of women who were 40DD to 44GG's and they were on the chubby side but all had cute faces so if you could overlook the extra padding,the face and boobies were worth buying dinner and a movie and a box of chocolates for to make the boobies to grow bigger.
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                              • swede96
                                SBR MVP
                                • 12-05-07
                                • 3875

                                #16
                                Brent...not to be a know it all...but breast tissue and fat are not the same thing. Sure, gaining weight will make add fat and make them bigger, but boobs aren't all fat. I was 95 pounds at one point and my shirts were a little looser, but I was still the same cup size.

                                Other than that, very well put.
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                                • HAPPY BOY
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 7109

                                  #17
                                  damn Swede just got me horny talking about her abused boobs. I think Im gonna go lay the wood to Mrs HB and pretend its Swede.
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                                  • BrentCrude
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-16-05
                                    • 4665

                                    #18
                                    Swede's from Rhom Rhode Island!

                                    Swede,Rhode Island is so small that if a guy gets a woody,part of it ends up in Connecticut,or if a woman has big hooters,they technically are partially in Connecticut too.hehe!

                                    Isn't Rhode Island where the guys in Dumb and Dumber were from?It took Dumb and Dumber for anyone to ever see that Rhode Island actually existed.I was sooooo close to Rhode Island on a trip out east 20 years ago and should have driven the couple miles to say I was there.When I die I will probably have been in 49 states but never Rhode Island.Damn!!

                                    I heard there's a big mafia presence in Rhode Island?Are they all midgets?

                                    I know they still have greyhound racing at Lincoln and used to have horse racing there as well.How many states do the dogs run through on the race track?

                                    How do the courts in Rhode Island know where the crimes take place?If someone gets murdered the perp is always standing with one foot in another state?

                                    I can imagine you hear a lot of Rhode Island jokes.
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                                    • purecarnagge
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 10-05-07
                                      • 4843

                                      #19
                                      lactating hookers inc
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                                      • swede96
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 12-05-07
                                        • 3875

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BrentCrude
                                        Swede,Rhode Island is so small that if a guy gets a woody,part of it ends up in Connecticut,or if a woman has big hooters,they technically are partially in Connecticut too.hehe!
                                        Very true. My breasts pay taxes in Rhode Island AND Massachusetts.

                                        Isn't Rhode Island where the guys in Dumb and Dumber were from?It took Dumb and Dumber for anyone to ever see that Rhode Island actually existed.
                                        Yes, it is. It's also where they filmed parts if not most of Me, Myself and Irene, Amastad, Meet Joe Black, The Great Gatsby, True Lies, There's Something About Mary, and probably others.

                                        I was sooooo close to Rhode Island on a trip out east 20 years ago and should have driven the couple miles to say I was there.When I die I will probably have been in 49 states but never Rhode Island.Damn!!
                                        You'd be missing out. We have beautiful beaches.

                                        I heard there's a big mafia presence in Rhode Island?Are they all midgets?
                                        Haha! Your days would be numbered if I showed this to any of the "Vinny"s up on Federeal Hill my friend. There was and is a huge mafia presence in RI. Hell, our last govorner just got out of jail and we're thinking about RE-electing the guy! It was not a joke when Tony Soprano sent away for guys from RI to take a dude out (can't remember which one). That shit really happens.

                                        I know they still have greyhound racing at Lincoln and used to have horse racing there as well.How many states do the dogs run through on the race track?
                                        Do the dogs still race? I thought Lincoln park went to video slots and crap. I could be wrong. But hey, we can't fit that many horses in here. If this state gets any more populated...it's gonna be Pug racing.

                                        How do the courts in Rhode Island know where the crimes take place?If someone gets murdered the perp is always standing with one foot in another state?
                                        If someone gets murdered in Rhode Island, all of the cops on the state take the case personal...because they have nothing better to do....except pull me over for 5 over, then let me off when they realize I'm wearing a v-neck top.

                                        I can imagine you hear a lot of Rhode Island jokes.
                                        Yes, but they're usually funny.

                                        OHHH SNAP!
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                                        • mofome
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 12-19-07
                                          • 13003

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by 5 star bomb
                                          I love boobies


                                          Doop
                                          Legs
                                          Boobs


                                          butt and legs are the top priority. Boobs are wonderful too though.

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                                          • wtt0315
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 01-18-07
                                            • 8037

                                            #22
                                            breasts are overated. Never been a huge fan like a lot of guys. don't get me wrong I like them but drool or stare at them all day i will not
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                                            • purecarnagge
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 10-05-07
                                              • 4843

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by wtt0315
                                              breasts are overated. Never been a huge fan like a lot of guys. don't get me wrong I like them but drool or stare at them all day i will not
                                              agreed
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                                              • swede96
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 12-05-07
                                                • 3875

                                                #24
                                                Homos.
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                                                • Poker_Beast
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 09-14-06
                                                  • 6545

                                                  #25
                                                  Boobs!!!!!!!!
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                                                  • purecarnagge
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-05-07
                                                    • 4843

                                                    #26
                                                    YOu find more girls with fake D's over real D's... Fake D's are just disgusting after about 1 night with em...

                                                    I'm a natural kinda guy. I'll take C's over Fake D's anyday.
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                                                    • MJFtheGenius
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 05-31-07
                                                      • 7257

                                                      #27
                                                      Thanks alot Seer, I almost laughed when I read this.
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