I certify that everyone of these is true but the bold are good and the bold with underline are the best...
- Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.
- You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
- You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.
- You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
- You say bye 17 times on the phone.
- Your parents still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
- Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
- You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
- You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.
- When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home.
- Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
- You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
- You refer to your dad's friends as Amoo. << Amoo means uncle...
- You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate.
- You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds. . .
- Your parents say you're becoming westernized anytime you get into trouble.
- You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.
- You have at least thirty cousins.
- You teach Westerners swearwords in your Arabic.
- Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.
- You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out. . .
- Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
- You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring.
- After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.
- Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if you're in the next room.
- You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal.
- You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport.
- You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
- You say bye 17 times on the phone.
- Your parents still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls.
- Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
- You always say "open the light" instead of "turn the light on".
- You've had a shoe thrown at you by your mother.
- When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home.
- Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
- You do all the housework and cooking if you are female
- You refer to your dad's friends as Amoo. << Amoo means uncle...
- You still came back home to live with your parents after you graduate.
- You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds. . .
- Your parents say you're becoming westernized anytime you get into trouble.
- You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic.
- You have at least thirty cousins.
- You teach Westerners swearwords in your Arabic.
- Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer.
- You use your forehead and eyebrows to point something out. . .
- Your parents drink 6 cups of tea a day.
- You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring.
- After a family meal, the women fight to the death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea.
