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  • Robyn
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-05-08
    • 9681

    #1
    Spinners and/or Asians
    It is a little known fact that men who will only bang "spinners" or Asian broads, have a less than average penis size.

    Carry on now.

    Oh, and GO PISTONS!
  • swede96
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-07
    • 3875

    #2
    I was called a spinner today. Wow.
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    • Robyn
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-05-08
      • 9681

      #3
      You are thin, but you aren't a spinner. Spinners are typically below 5'2".

      Unless he thought you looked like a spinning rim that the bruthas have when they roll up to the club on they dubs.
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      • Sportsgirl
        SBR MVP
        • 09-10-06
        • 4493

        #4
        I'm 5'2"
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        • swede96
          SBR MVP
          • 12-05-07
          • 3875

          #5
          Watch out for WVU.
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          • RageWizard
            SBR MVP
            • 09-01-06
            • 3008

            #6
            What the hell is a spinner? Sounds like some mix of some sort.

            Hey Robyn I have bang a couple of asian chicks and I'm not considered small.
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            • Robyn
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 02-05-08
              • 9681

              #7
              It doesn't matter if you've banged them. But some guys only prefer to bang tiny women, because well, they are tiny in the panz.

              Whenever I see a guy married to a tiny Asian women (especially older men) I think to myself "Self, that man right there has a tiny dick."
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              • swede96
                SBR MVP
                • 12-05-07
                • 3875

                #8
                Spinners are girls small and freaky enough to spin around on your pee pee.
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                • Robyn
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-05-08
                  • 9681

                  #9
                  JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.
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                  • RageWizard
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-01-06
                    • 3008

                    #10
                    Originally posted by swede96
                    Spinners are girls small and freaky enough to spin around on your pee pee.
                    Oh now I understand, hey they are fun. What is the cutoff height? 5'2".

                    Hey wait a minute My wife is 5'2". Thanks robyn now I'm going to have a tiny dick complex and be force to hang out by the locker room at the local university to do research.
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                    • swede96
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-05-07
                      • 3875

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                      I'm 5'2"
                      Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.

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                      • cobra_king
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-07-06
                        • 2491

                        #12
                        The one good thing about banging spinners or asians is that you know they are always going to feel tight, even if in reality they aren't!!
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                        • Sportsgirl
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-10-06
                          • 4493

                          #13
                          Originally posted by swede96
                          Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.

                          So far, my experiences have been large - except for one ill-advised encounter with my former boss some years back - but that's another story entirely.
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                          • RageWizard
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-01-06
                            • 3008

                            #14
                            Originally posted by swede96
                            Well then perhaps we should ask you about the pee pee size of dudes that bang tiny women.

                            Good point.

                            Is it possible that the spinner just likes some more stretch in her game.
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                            • cobra_king
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-07-06
                              • 2491

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                              So far, my experiences have been large - except for one ill-advised encounter with my former boss some years back - but that's another story entirely.

                              Perhaps worthy of it's own thread!!!
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                              • WVU
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 02-01-08
                                • 417

                                #16
                                haha. Nice thread. Spinners are fun. To be a true spinner you have to not only be smallish, but you have to be phreaky just like swede says. Oh and I am hung like a lightswitch
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                                • ShamsWoof10
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-15-06
                                  • 4827

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Robyn
                                  JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.
                                  This must be a general statement because they and some chicks I have come to find out don't like it too big and they will tell you so...

                                  I didn't like yellow the few times I have had it...

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                                  • cobra_king
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-07-06
                                    • 2491

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by WVU
                                    Oh and I am hung like a lightswitch
                                    Never known a lightswitch to be over a few inches in length tho.
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                                    • WVU
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 02-01-08
                                      • 417

                                      #19
                                      oh and for what it is worth, I am not nor have ever been into Asian chicks. I just like the type that I will call "shoehorn chicks"
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                                      • Sportsgirl
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-10-06
                                        • 4493

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by cobra_king
                                        Perhaps worthy of it's own thread!!!
                                        Nah, we can jut hijack this one

                                        Ever have a blowjob shot?
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                                        • cobra_king
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-07-06
                                          • 2491

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                          Nah, we can jut hijack this one

                                          Ever have a blowjob shot?

                                          Nope i'm usually the one doing the firing!
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                                          • WVU
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 02-01-08
                                            • 417

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by cobra_king
                                            Never known a lightswitch to be over a few inches in length tho.
                                            ummmm good job detective
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                                            • RageWizard
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-01-06
                                              • 3008

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Robyn
                                              JJ doesn't fool me. If he prefers banging down the black broads, he has to have some substance down there. Black chicks NEVER entertain a small dick.

                                              I feel a little better now, I banged a couple of black chicks in college for a while, and my son has had black girlfriend for about 6 months now. The tree doesn't fall far from the nut as our asshole presidents says.
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                                              • Robyn
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 02-05-08
                                                • 9681

                                                #24
                                                SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!

                                                As for WVU, I think you might have shot up to my #2 favorite on the board. I love an honest man, baby penis or not.
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                                                • Sportsgirl
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-10-06
                                                  • 4493

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by cobra_king
                                                  Nope i'm usually the one doing the firing!
                                                  A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

                                                  anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.
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                                                  • ShamsWoof10
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 11-15-06
                                                    • 4827

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by RageWizard
                                                    I feel a little better now, I banged a couple of black chicks in college for a while, and my son has had black girlfriend for about 6 months now. The tree doesn't fall far from the nut as our asshole presidents says.
                                                    GW is NOT an as*hole... He may be as sharp as a marble but he's not an as*hole... He's a good guy and he is OUR KING!!!

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                                                    • WVU
                                                      SBR Sharp
                                                      • 02-01-08
                                                      • 417

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Robyn
                                                      SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!

                                                      As for WVU, I think you might have shot up to my #2 favorite on the board. I love an honest man, baby penis or not.

                                                      lol. I love the horns on you as well Robyn. Are you a shoehorn?
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                                                      • Sportsgirl
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-10-06
                                                        • 4493

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Robyn
                                                        SG, you are only 5'2"? Get outta town, you filthy midget!


                                                        Hey, though, don't tell The Mo that I'm short, OK?
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                                                        • swede96
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-05-07
                                                          • 3875

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ShamsWoof10
                                                          This must be a general statement because they and some chicks I have come to find out don't like it too big and they will tell you so...

                                                          I didn't like yellow the few times I have had it...

                                                          Well, yes...there is such a thing as "too big". No girl like to feel like the thing is going to puncture her lung.
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                                                          • swede96
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 12-05-07
                                                            • 3875

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by WVU
                                                            oh and for what it is worth, I am not nor have ever been into Asian chicks. I just like the type that I will call "shoehorn chicks"
                                                            You're going to have to define this for me...."shoehorn chick" is a new one.
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                                                            • cobra_king
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 08-07-06
                                                              • 2491

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                              A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

                                                              anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.

                                                              Which probably ended up with you giving one i'm assuming!!!


                                                              Haven't had a shot of anything since that unfortunate New Years eve a few years ago so forgive my ignorance when it comes to shots and what they are made of!
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                                                              • WVU
                                                                SBR Sharp
                                                                • 02-01-08
                                                                • 417

                                                                #32
                                                                I have to be even more honest with you Robyn. I stole the lightswitch line from our esteemed JoeyFitz. I need to give credit where credit is due
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                                                                • RageWizard
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 09-01-06
                                                                  • 3008

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sportsgirl
                                                                  A blowjob shot, when rightly done, is served in a tall, thin shot glass and topped with a mound of whipped creme and should be drunk without using your hands, meaning you pick it up with your mouth and throw it back.

                                                                  anyway, it was a number of those shots that lead to the unfortunate former boss incident.
                                                                  That's fairly unprofessional of your boss. I just hired my first woman today, and I hope that she doesn't encounter any harassment like that, even though she is chosing to come into a male dominated career.
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                                                                  • WVU
                                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                                    • 02-01-08
                                                                    • 417

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by swede96
                                                                    You're going to have to define this for me...."shoehorn chick" is a new one.


                                                                    Well lets analyze this together shall we sweetheart? What is a shoehorn typically used for? I do get complete credit for the "shoehorn chick" term just so you know
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                                                                    • Robyn
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 02-05-08
                                                                      • 9681

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by WVU
                                                                      lol. I love the horns on you as well Robyn. Are you a shoehorn?
                                                                      I might have horns on my head, but I am far from a so called "shoehorn". I'm 5'6" and all woman.
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