The IRS is after me.

[Deuce]

I need a place to stay and somewhere to go fast. Any suggestions? Thanks.



Deuce

[Stumpage]

Pitcairn Islands, the most isolated community on Earth.....

[BadNina]

As usual, Stumpy is most wise

[Stumpage]

As usual, Stumpy is most wise

Thanks Nina, but I've actually researched it out necessity should some undesirables come looking for me one day.....

[20Four7]

Your way ahead of me stumpage. I thought my idea of running away to panama, costa rica or belize sounded good. I never heard of those islands but will remember that.

[jjgold]

Not worth running, all you do is make a payment plan.

[pavyracer]

Deuce, Try Canada. They are friendly to American IRS fugitives.

[raiders72002]

Belize - Lots of Americans go there to hide money and stay away from the IRS.

[raiders72002]

Southern Belize

Belize is known for beautiful women, with year round beautiful weather, there are bikini beilze girls everywhere! Get your bikinis ready and head down to Belize.

Nearly 1700 square miles of prime opportunity for the adventure minded and the adrenaline addicted is the Toledo district of Belize. A cultural lean towards the Mopan and Kekchi Maya is evident and homestays will give you an inside look at how the Maya have balanced tradition with the demands of a modern world. The ancient Maya cities, intricate cave systems and pristine rainforests headline a long list of attractions accessible from the coastal city of Punta Gorda, including lagoons, rivers, creeks and cayes. Wildlife, birds, trees and plants in astounding variety make Toledo a nature lover's paradise.

No more than two hours from 3 gateways in the United States, and just a short hop from Mexico, getting to Belize is painless. With the right planning and preparation your visits, tours and excursions around the country can be just as simple.




Archives| RSS | Permalink | Next post
Powered by dBLOGGER

[armyoflovers]

f

[20Four7]

Deuce, Try Canada. They are friendly to American IRS fugitives.

At first I thought you said American IRA fugitives. But I guess they've all gone back to Ireland now that there's peace there.

[BrentCrude]

Do you have a couple grand and a car?Man,I know of places where you can live like a king if you are on the lamb for awhile.Try northeastern Minnesota in the Superior National Forest from later April through October.It's nothing but beautiful lakes and wilderness with 1000's of miles of forest roads and Forestry campgrounds some of which are free.You can camp anywhere and in most instances the feds don't care.There are some nice tourist towns like Two Harbors on Lake Superior that have cheap super markets and liquor stores to get your supplies at.Grand Marais near the Canadian border is a town like you would see on the New England coast.Lots of decent looking broads hanging around the outdoors all through the area.Bigwigs from Chicago and all over go up that way for vacations.

Just pretend you are a tourist and move around a few miles every few days.

[Deuce]

At first I thought you said American IRA fugitives. But I guess they've all gone back to Ireland now that there's peace there.

20Four,

Don't joke about this son, the IRA is embedded in my family history. I could get locked up if the feds found this kinda stuff out. I feel I should find a basement to live in. Maybe travel the US with Sick Gambler or do some side work for Spiro at The Greek down in Montego Bay, Jamaica. We'll see. I am buried here guys. I am lost. I owe those cock suckers so much cash. I might just give them everything I own including the shirt off my back and the boxers warming my balls. I wish I could just push the shit back into the donkey but I realize it's not going to happen. Fukk me.

[Shark79]

A 22 year old kid .... looking for attention. Nice way to go!

[HedgeHog]

If you're serious, contact a lawyer. They can negotiate a settlement for cents on the dollar and arrange an affordable payment plan. The last thing the IRS wants is you in jail; they want your $$$.

[Deuce]

A 22 year old kid .... looking for attention. Nice way to go!

This isn't a laughing matter.

[eyeball]

I owe them also , but am trying to work out a payment plan. Don;t worry even people that owe them millions work out a plan. I had an accountant screw up and not file my tax returns, well I finally filed with another CPA . the penalities!@#$%$^^&^/,. Don;t run its not worth it..I am serious about this story. Pm me if you want

[Shark79]

This isn't a laughing matter.

Why not? You wouldve of chosen Costa Rica and it would be

[armyoflovers]

Why are they after you for? Richard Hatch got jailed for not paying his Survivor taxes, are you in similar boat?

[Deuce]

Why are they after you for? Richard Hatch got jailed for not paying his Survivor taxes, are you in similar boat?

I did not claim the 40 dimes I won last year. I also have not paid my state taxes since I was 14.

[Deuce]

I owe them also , but am trying to work out a payment plan. Don;t worry even people that owe them millions work out a plan. I had an accountant screw up and not file my tax returns, well I finally filed with another CPA . the penalities!@#$%$^^&^/,. Don;t run its not worth it..I am serious about this story. Pm me if you want

I called my attorney today as well as the Feds. They said I could set up a payment plan, all will be well by years end. I just hope I don't gamble away all my cash or I will have to move out of this country.

[Shark79]

I need a place to stay and somewhere to go fast. Any suggestions? Thanks.



Deuce

And then u did what any other normal human would do ... face the facts and do whats right

[Deuce]

And then u did what any other normal human would do ... face the facts and do whats right

My attorney told me to do the white thing. What a fukkin racist. I should fire him.

[Shark79]

My attorney told me to do the white thing. What a fukkin racist. I should fire him.

You probably listened WHITE but he actually said: Do the RIGHT thing.

[Shark79]

So call him up and apologize

[TexansFan]

40 dimes? You can't afford taxes on the $400 you won last year? Be a man and pay your taxes.

[eyeball]

Yup
I was lieing about my IRS problems also
Glad you could work it out
Maybe Coach could help you out

[robmpink]

Maybe one of the many "broads" you bang will come and rescue you.

If you got a $1 from each you should be good.

[Deuce]

Yup
I was lieing about my IRS problems also
Glad you could work it out
Maybe Coach could help you out

No, he does not have any assets to help me out. He lives in a basement, all he could do for me is lead me in the right direction after being buried.

[Shark79]

Maybe one of the many "broads" you bang will come and rescue you.

If you got a $1 from each you should be good.

Mr.Pingola

[jjgold]

Deuce I hope you get nailed

[Deuce]

Maybe one of the many "broads" you bang will come and rescue you.

If you got a $1 from each you should be good.

Don't get smart with me Robert. Times like these I need the help from the guys on the board. I don't need you to bring more of my personal life into this. I am also in a monogamous relationship currently. Thanks bud.

[Deuce]

Deuce I hope you get nailed

Thanks for the support JJ you cock sucker. Expect a phone call tomorrow during work hours. You're gonna get it pal. I'm not fukkin around.

[jjgold]

Deuce your getting like Compactor, you doing business with him now?

[Deuce]

Deuce your getting like Compactor, you doing business with him now?

No, I am under a lot of pressure. I need to sweep the books tonight in order to get out alive.