Went To Asian Massage Parlor This AM

[unde0087]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

never

It could happen though, I would think they arrest you?

Maybe if you are in the middle of fukking an asian girl they would arrest you.

If you are just laying on the table, no problem. The girls will get arrested, the police will question you and let you go.

You might end up with your name in the paper the next day though.

[BuckyOne]

What a country! Might be the best $110 you ever spent if you go on a roll with your bets today because you picked them with a stress free mind???

[DOM-Ganador]

Buddy of mine, RIP, was a National Sales rep out of Prov.RI area. He flew in/out almost weekly.
Told me every single time upon arrival, first stop was a rub and tug between airport and home.

Famous quote " Man , I thought I knew what I was doing with my shaft"

[Auto Donk]

condom?

how the hell did that stay on?

or do you mean she just unrapped it, left it unrolled, and placed it over that pimple-sized dick of yours, and then held it in place with two fingers over that nub while she tongued it like a clit?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Tongued it like a clit.

[jjgold]

[KVB]

In this industry, the Koreans are the true professionals.

[kfranz31]

where did you go jj somewhere on spring mountain

[compaqDikk]

Make sure they whack you off with latex gloves

[manny24]

skinny girl had no finishing move

next time Coach

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Make sure they whack you off with latex gloves

Why latex gloves, Dikk?

[SBRMAN23]

[jjgold]

This is an old thread was in New Jersey


In Vegas they are all over the place I went to one today just to get a price and the girl wanted $600 for an hour

Do I have sucker written on my face?

[Russian Rocket]

This reminds of Brock Landers' $500 handjob story

[jjgold]

Sasha great find

[Deuce]

This is an old thread was in New Jersey


In Vegas they are all over the place I went to one today just to get a price and the girl wanted $600 for an hour

Do I have sucker written on my face?

No

You have desperate mother fukk on your forehead.

[Dan Kelly]

How many Betpoints for one of those cards in the SBR Store??


BoL

[KVB]

...Do I have sucker written on my face?

I'm fairly sure Rocket could produce you picture with anything you want written on your face.

Speaking of Russian, those women are good for in call but there is nothing like a well trained Korean girl in a "happy ending" massage parlor.

[Itsamazing777]

Who is the first guy?

[SBRMAN23]

this thread has potential

[compaqDikk]

Why latex gloves, Dikk?

[tony_come]

Stay away from Asian women if you're white/caucasian

[jjgold]

Stay away from Asian women if you're white/caucasian

Tony why?

[DeathAdder]

atta boy JJ no money no honey no pay no play

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Stay away from Asian women if you're white/caucasian

[jjgold]

Look for Russians now

Some girl wanted $200 just for back rub and extras are $200 each

[kfranz31]

there has to be better in vegas jj

[jjgold]

I stopped looking

Did you guys here Shady got robbed like $1200 at one last year??

I think he was so excited to get massage some other girl took the cash from his pants and the clown goes chasing herwith no shirt on like a nut down Flamingo

He never got it

This clown..such an easy target

[Auto Donk]

Look for Russians now

Some girl wanted $200 just for back rub and extras are $200 each

amazing, since some pretty hott russian/eastern euro ho's are makin' triple anal videos in San Fernando Valley for $500 bucks per scene.....

JJ, you need to tell those ho's, or better yet, show those hos, a typical eastern euro triple anal video, and mention the fact they only rec'd $500 to make it.....

use that as the benchmark for your negotiations.

And be sure to point out that the three kahks stretching those euro-holes in the videos are much larger than yours, such that you're entitled to a further discount of 2/3 of the price per kahk (and I may be being kind here, as I'm giving you credit for 3") -- ie. if they're only getting $166.67 per 9" kahk slammed up their asses, you should be paying only 1/3 of $166.67 for merely tickling their bungholes with your 3" gherkin, ie, $55.55 to ass bang em......

bottom line, assuming you have 3", you should only be paying $55.55 to ass fuk a eastern-euroho or russiho......

and if they grouse about a "tip", resort to the video again.... show them how the armenians with the huge tools are also stomping on the ho's head when they have her doggystyle, ass up, face down..... tell them your gratuity was not wearing boots and givin' em the stomp-down treatment.....

[KVB]

Shit, given the picture in the Fast Food thread, I figured Donk was going to put up a picture of an actual fast food joint in this thread.

I underestimate the resolve of Donk's libido.

[Auto Donk]

and jj, one last tip..... when hos start throwing out ridiculous sums of money for bullshit like "back rubs" and any other thing that is either less than suckking you off or taking it ass to mouth, or even regular vaginal penetration, channel ozzie guillen and respond with this:

not a penny more than $55.55 for you......

I'll even pay your euroho tab when I'm in vegas next; your $55.55 should make my total bill $222.22 for the two of us to each knock off a piece of euroass

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Shit, given the picture in the Fast Food thread, I figured Donk was going to put up a picture of an actual fast food joint in this thread.

I underestimate the resolve of Donk's libido.

Fast Food Joint, You Say?

[jjgold]

Tremendous thread now let's converts this into an actual score

[chico2663]

when i was younger they busted one just as my bro and me were turning into parking lot. Another time they were filming at strip bar when we walked in.my buddy threatened to sue them. He was on the 11 pm news but he told his old lady he was collecting insurance money