Went To Asian Massage Parlor This AM

[Auto Donk]

when i was younger they busted one just as my bro and me were turning into parking lot. Another time they were filming at strip bar when we walked in.my buddy threatened to sue them. He was on the 11 pm news but he told his old lady he was collecting insurance money

dude should be in sales.....

still trying to fig out how in the fuk a wife could buy into a story of collecting ins. money from a bunch of stippers!!!! was there a State Farm Office next door that stayed open til 3 am???

ah.... i thought the 11 pm was the time he was filmed; business man's lunch or happy hour, I see....

[jjgold]

Autodonk with avatar of the year

[stevek173]

Corbin what's a pegging at a Russian parlor go for this time of year?

[jjgold]

Corbin what's a pegging at a Russian parlor go for this time of year?

$150-$400

[stevek173]

Tks bro

[Auto Donk]

$150-$400

$150 for no condom; $450 for with condom?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Anybody ever get one of these gunt massages?

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Anybody ever get one of these gunt massages?

For fuks sake Diggity.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

For fuks sake Diggity.

Mo, I think they are cheaper than the Russian and Asian massages.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Mo, I think they are cheaper than the Russian and Asian massages.

Looking into what they cost up here.

No plans for tonight so may as well.

[KVB]

Anybody ever get one of these gunt massages?

First the giant tongue, then the human hot dog mess, now this? Fuk DDD, just when I thought the you could do no more, you continue to out do yourself.

[jjgold]

went into a place today in Vegas and did not like it

Lady thought I was a cop because I asked too many questions

[compaqDikk]

[pboozer57]

What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed.

[jjgold]

[Auto Donk]

I'm gonna have some "Auto Donk S8R NHL MODERATOR" Business cards printed up today, and drop a few off at every f'n brothel around Vegas this weekend; pin em to the cork-board bulletin boards in the lobby.

Having my assitant prepare a bunch of S8R flyers to be passed out by mescins I hire off the strip, to pass out to the hoard of hookers hanging out at the Bellagio, Veneitian and Ceasars, directing cting them to the Aria saturday night to service S8R members at the S8R bash this weekend.....

as I'm using an "8" for the "B", there shouldn't be any cry of foul from SBR Brass

may also have her print up a couple thousand "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY/MISSING PERSON FLYERS" with JJ's photo on them, to be given to tourists up and down the strip

[RITZ]

JJGold- Too funny!

[jjgold]

Might need one tomorrow
Getting crushed

[Jayvegas420]

Tremendous bump.

[Bandit]

DDD ........ the Donald should consider you for vee p. Your a champ!

Donk Great Avatar

JJ why do they keep funnin you???