How Do You Seduce A Woman?

[compaqDikk]

it is over for JJ. no hollywood ending. will have to pay for whores basiclaly. i wish things would have turned out differently but the genes fukked him in the ass

basically we can only pray for JJ reincarnation to a seer type dude

[20Four7]

Just go at her like Mike Tyson on roofies and red bull. Don't give her a chance to say no. When you get outta prison you won't ever have those urges again.

Seriously JJ, look in the mirror and ask yourself would you fuk you. If the answer is no, then why would any woman.

[flyingillini]

Girls love the nose candy...

[hawk 5]

Go to a bar at 1am on a sat night still kinda sober and hit on the old hide that has a cigg hanging out of her mouth and her head about ready to touch the bar and offer her a ride home.

[jjgold]

I have no chance

I do like in the mirror and then say "no one will ever like me"

Compactor fuk you, go rob another 25 Dimes on E-Bay

[HedgeHog]

it is over for JJ. no hollywood ending. will have to pay for whores basiclaly. i wish things would have turned out differently but the genes fukked him in the ass
basically we can only pray for JJ reincarnation to a seer type dude

Not just the Genes, but the Bills, Bobs, Johns, etc have done so too. Even a 75-year old man took a liking to JJ.

[jjgold]

I know cocaine works but I do not want to get involved in that

[compaqDikk]

can Turdan cowboy finance a plastic surgery operation on JJ? would that help? would shock therapy erase his jersey accent? how does that work? would it be like formatting his hard drive? would he knot even know what the hell JJ stood for?

[TurbanCowboy40]

Because you are so mentally challenged you fail to realize that in reallity what you are as a person is 99% of your problem.

I know cocaine works but I do not want to get involved in that

[WestsidePete]

I have no chance

I do like in the mirror and then say "no one will ever like me"

Compactor fuk you, go rob another 25 Dimes on E-Bay

So change everything about you...get in shape...get a tan...grow a goatee...change your look

[compaqDikk]

is JJ iin the witness protection plan? i think the Feds made him look like that

[hawk 5]

is JJ iin the witness protection plan? i think the Feds made him look like that

The Feds can make you do alot, but that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

[compaqDikk]

hawk, JJ is handsome, fukk you. he's just nevous around women

[purecarnagge]

I am so desperate though to get laid, I tried the other day with this lady about 55 or so and told her I loved her as soon as I put my eyes on her and invited her to go to a bar and loosen up and then see what happens, She said no then I got ticked and told her she is an asshole that is frustrated.

less= more. ask her to the bar, dont say why. (people know why you go to bars...)

Don't insult the lady, a women scorned = no go and that includes her friends.

Women who want nice guys keep falling for assholes for a reason, if you haven't had a fight in 3 months find a reason to have a stupid one...then have make up sex...

[BAUS]

If you have a big balance at a book online, print it off and carry it around in your wallet. Then show it to girls.

If that doesn't work, try date rape drugs. Work every time.

BAUS

[hawk 5]

hawk, JJ is handsome, fukk you. he's just nevous around women

Well, they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

[thebigguy]

I am so desperate though to get laid, I tried the other day with this lady about 55 or so and told her I loved her as soon as I put my eyes on her and invited her to go to a bar and loosen up and then see what happens, She said no then I got ticked and told her she is an asshole that is frustrated.

JJ I think you would have been very close to scoring a touchdown! I think you just need to work on your delievery.

[RageWizard]

That is sooo not nice

I knew that there would be some female objection, but what I posted is all true. I'm not advocating him to be an asshole. But if he comes off as being a whinny needy guy, he will never get laid without a couple of c-notes in his hand.

[RageWizard]

Girls love the nose candy...

This is definetly true and a good sexual enhancer for her. Don't do too much yourself or you will be like cooked pasta.

[compaqDikk]

only chance JJ has to 'seduce' is to use a roofy. it's sad but true

[Willie Bee]

JJ, it's obvious you need to spend a little time with me in Texas, let me show you how to relax and be more confident just talking to anyone...without dropping the F-bomb at a 12 FT²PM -- f\/ck this, f\/ck that per minute -- speed. It'll be like that Michael Caine, Steve Martin movie that I love, what was the name, oh yeah, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. Only instead of Caine it will be me with you in Steve Martin's role. Oh, and instead of the posh Mediterranean, we'll be hanging out in exoctic locales like Possum Kingdom, Del Rio and Palacios, Texas.

You up for it? I'll get Dozer to foot some of the bill, and we'll head out on the SBR Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Texas Tour, sponsored by [plug in book name]. I bet we see several book bigshots chime in any minute now to sponsor this gig, my man.

[jjgold]

lol

Some classic posts here and great advice, I need 1st to find myself and then secondly practice in front of the camera. I will make some vids this week wth different scenarios and you guys choose what is best.

[HAPPY BOY]

JJ heres Happy's 2 cents. Mind you Ive been married for 24 years ouch! when I was 30 I went all out and got in incredible shape. I mean I looked the best Ive ever looked and it almost cost my marriage. One chick after the next. In 1 year I got more tail than I had all my life. the result of getting in shape (besides the obvious physical) was CONFIDENCE. Look start dieting and exercising, the hair shave it all bro the Larry Fine look went out with knickers. Dress nice, nice watch some colon, style and profile. Then join some type of club. I.e Church, Book anything where u can met people. All else fails try one of those date services like Harmony.com , Oh shiit wait they ask for common areas to find a mate. Gambling, swearing and lying fvck it try the first advice I gave u, seriously Hanky it will boost your confidence and you'll find a lady!

[The Seer]

I agree with rage wizard. Women can sense confidence a mile away, often times by just how you walk in a place. Be funny too but don't try too hard. I think the bald look would be much better for you. Do like happy said and dress nice. Also hang out with guys that can pull alot of tail. You can pick up on how they do it and maybe get some of the 'extra' they have around.

[pavyracer]

I carry two pictures in my wallet. Seer's and compaqDikk's. I show both to the chick I like and I say: Which one would you like your kids to look like hun?

[thebigguy]

The Seer has some very sound advice.

[jjgold]

The Seer you have ruined me. I already was about to make changes and again looked at your photo and felt like shit and lost all my confidence. I was convincing myself I look like Barry Manilow and soon as I saw your avitar i came back down to reality.

[jjgold]

I carry two pictures in my wallet. Seer's and compaqDikk's. I show both to the chick I like and I say: Which one would you like your kids to look like hun?

[Deuce]

JJ, come to Detroit. I will get you laid. Tons of broads. We'll hit up Ann Arbor, Lansing, Mt. Pleasant, Kalamazoo. Lot's of hot college broads. Ramped secks.

[The Seer]

The Seer you have ruined me. I already was about to make changes and again looked at your photo and felt like shit and lost all my confidence. I was convincing myself I look like Barry Manilow and soon as I saw your avitar i came back down to reality.

JJ, we'll do a makeover for you. We'll get you walking and talking and looking like a real lady's man. It might cost you a few bucks and a plane ticket.

[Junkyard Dog]

jj be yourself, if the broad dont like you move on. dont put on a facade of something your not just to get a piece of azz fukk em. i do agree you should just bic ur head man, chicks will be all over wanting to rub it

[Sportsgirl]

O.K. don't trip over your dic* being too nice. (If you can actually do that then just stand out on the corner with shorts on). You have to be a funny but a confident dude. Bust on them every once in a while, but not in an overly excessive mean way. Just the little shi*. Don't call or e-mail right after getting their e-mail or phone number, wait a couple of days, or even a week. If your calling to invite her somewhere, act like your going and it would be nice if she'd show up, but don't act like you need her to be there. If all that fails, just get a better looking call girl everytime you need a female companion. It is actually cheaper in the long run.

I love ya, RW, but for this girl, the above is complete bullshit. Seriously. If a guy ever treated me like that, "waiting a couple days," they could just go ahead and lose my number, cuz with caller ID - I wouldn't even answer the phone.

[Deuce]

I love ya, RW, but for this girl, the above is complete bullshit. Seriously. If a guy ever treated me like that, "waiting a couple days," they could just go ahead and lose my number, cuz with caller ID - I wouldn't even answer the phone.

Times have changed toots. That is the norm now. If you call right away, you're deemed desperate. If you wait, they think you aren't as interested and they think they have to work twice as hard to get what they want. I usually wait 2 days. It works nicely.

[SHAWN GOTTI]

put hot sauce on her toes and suck it off

[pavyracer]

I like the Deuce way. Here I am fukk me broad!