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  • swede96
    SBR MVP
    • 12-05-07
    • 3875

    #141
    Originally posted by RageWizard
    I happy with me too, but there is always something that could be improved. Like I'd like to have a tan, but my winter white irish skin won't allow it, and that fake stuff turns you orange.
    Well yeah, I wish I had a tan...but I can honestly say that there is not one part of my body that I am so unhappy with that I would go under the knife. I could stand to tone up a bit, but I'm lazy...so I won't complain.
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    • RageWizard
      SBR MVP
      • 09-01-06
      • 3008

      #142
      Originally posted by swede96
      Well yeah, I wish I had a tan...but I can honestly say that there is not one part of my body that I am so unhappy with that I would go under the knife. I could stand to tone up a bit, but I'm lazy...so I won't complain.
      I race bicycles with my kid on the weekend. He's 16 and he finally dropped me last october for the first time. I'm so proud. I'm no Tour de France dude, but I can hammer with some heavy weights for a while. This exercise keeps the abs ripped and gives you alot of leg power. Now all I have to do is get seer's chest and I'm ready for gladiators.
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      • mofome
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-19-07
        • 13003

        #143
        Originally posted by swede96


        I would have responded to this sooner, but I had to clean up the coffee I just spit all over my monitor.

        Bravo, MoFoMe....bravo.

        I like it here.


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        • swede96
          SBR MVP
          • 12-05-07
          • 3875

          #144
          Originally posted by RageWizard
          I race bicycles with my kid on the weekend. He's 16 and he finally dropped me last october for the first time. I'm so proud. I'm no Tour de France dude, but I can hammer with some heavy weights for a while. This exercise keeps the abs ripped and gives you alot of leg power. Now all I have to do is get seer's chest and I'm ready for gladiators.
          Don't get me wrong, I am VERY happy with the body I have being someone who hasn't set foot in a gym in years. At this point, I think running my ass of waiting tables 3-4 nights a week is plenty of exercise. As you know, RW, I've got a pretty busy schedule and a love of Mary Jane to atend to, so finding the time and energy to work out isn't easy. I don't know how to say this without sounding concieted, so I'll just be out with it...I've got a smokin hot bod...especially now that I've managed to put on a little weight and grow my booty back. I should be happy as a pig in shit with it. BUT, I'm an ex-gymnast....I know I am fully capable of having six-pack abs and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, so I think I'm a little hard on myself sometimes. Usually, I manage to tell myself to look at the big picture...sure there are areas I';d like to firm up, but overall, I'm very comfortable in my own skin.

          It's actually my face I'm less happy with. Stupid highschool bullies. Kids are so mean. I shouldn't say less happy...just a little more insecure about. I've never heard a bad word about myself from the neck down, but the bitches in highschool tormented me with cries of "BUTTERFACE" down the hall.

          For those that don't know, that means: Her body is smokin'....but-her-face...
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          • Quebb Diesel
            SBR MVP
            • 01-26-08
            • 3045

            #145
            mofo lets get huuuuge tonight!
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            • RageWizard
              SBR MVP
              • 09-01-06
              • 3008

              #146
              Originally posted by swede96
              Don't get me wrong, I am VERY happy with the body I have being someone who hasn't set foot in a gym in years. At this point, I think running my ass of waiting tables 3-4 nights a week is plenty of exercise. As you know, RW, I've got a pretty busy schedule and a love of Mary Jane to atend to, so finding the time and energy to work out isn't easy. I don't know how to say this without sounding concieted, so I'll just be out with it...I've got a smokin hot bod...especially now that I've managed to put on a little weight and grow my booty back. I should be happy as a pig in shit with it. BUT, I'm an ex-gymnast....I know I am fully capable of having six-pack abs and an ass you could bounce a quarter off of, so I think I'm a little hard on myself sometimes. Usually, I manage to tell myself to look at the big picture...sure there are areas I';d like to firm up, but overall, I'm very comfortable in my own skin.

              It's actually my face I'm less happy with. Stupid highschool bullies. Kids are so mean. I shouldn't say less happy...just a little more insecure about. I've never heard a bad word about myself from the neck down, but the bitches in highschool tormented me with cries of "BUTTERFACE" down the hall.

              For those that don't know, that means: Her body is smokin'....but-her-face...
              Your face looks fine to me. I can't vouch for the body as you can't tell from your picture. You are still young though and it is easier to keep in shape. When I got a desk job, I gained like 35 pounds in one year. I almost shit myself so my kid wanted to ride the bikes but around here it is basically a gay sport. Bummer for us because neither of us is gay. But I don't mind cycling with them every once in a while. By the way gymnastically inclined people are even higher on my list of heirachy than Cheerleaders.
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              • RageWizard
                SBR MVP
                • 09-01-06
                • 3008

                #147
                Originally posted by RageWizard
                Your face looks fine to me. I can't vouch for the body as you can't tell from your picture. You are still young though and it is easier to keep in shape. When I got a desk job, I gained like 35 pounds in one year. I almost shit myself so my kid wanted to ride the bikes but around here it is basically a gay sport. Bummer for us because neither of us is gay. But I don't mind cycling with them every once in a while. By the way gymnastically inclined people are even higher on my list of heirachy than Cheerleaders.
                As a matter of fact if your body is that much better than your face, I would have to say that is one smokin bitch you have made yourself into.
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                • Deuce
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 01-12-08
                  • 29843

                  #148
                  I would like to see pics... Don't leave me out.
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                  • diogee
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-11-08
                    • 19477

                    #149
                    The highschool bitches were just jealous of you Swede
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                    • RageWizard
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-01-06
                      • 3008

                      #150
                      Originally posted by Deuce
                      I would like to see pics... Don't leave me out.
                      She has posted pics before and I miss out every time because I'm always at work were they get filtered out. She's gone again, that means in the morning she will be posting and I'll lose out again.
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                      • cobra_king
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-07-06
                        • 2497

                        #151
                        I've seen her body pics and i like, she does have a good one! As for her face, i hate to keep stealing Happy Boys favorite phrase, but "man batter worthy" comes to mind!!!
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                        • BadNina
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 11-27-07
                          • 10491

                          #152
                          I've seen some of her body shots. You gents are missing out on one hot lady right there. She really is all that.
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                          • Deuce
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                            • 01-12-08
                            • 29843

                            #153
                            Originally posted by BadNina
                            I've seen some of her body shots. You gents are missing out on one hot lady right there. She really is all that.
                            I make her panties quiver. Interesting. I would like more.
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #154
                              Deuce you hung?


                              Whats your size? I am 2.5"
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                              • Louisvillekid1
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 10-17-07
                                • 52143

                                #155
                                swede is good looking. . . I've seen pics. . .
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                                • Louisvillekid1
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-17-07
                                  • 52143

                                  #156
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Deuce you hung?


                                  Whats your size? I am 2.5"
                                  HAHA
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                                  • mofome
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-19-07
                                    • 13003

                                    #157
                                    Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                                    mofo lets get huuuuge tonight!


                                    thats the plan brotha

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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #158
                                      I rather bet $500 tonight on 3 games than sleep with Swede
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                                      • diogee
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 01-11-08
                                        • 19477

                                        #159
                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                        I rather bet $500 tonight on 3 games than sleep with Swede
                                        That seems like a pretty bad gambling problem jj.
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                                        • Quebb Diesel
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-26-08
                                          • 3045

                                          #160
                                          Originally posted by mofome
                                          thats the plan brotha

                                          ha ha...weds are my off days...chest and arms tomorrow...but no i have some iffys for tonight...help a brotha out!
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                                          • thebigguy
                                            SBR Sharp
                                            • 12-12-07
                                            • 279

                                            #161
                                            I Love Food!


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                                            • Deuce
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 29843

                                              #162
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Deuce you hung?


                                              Whats your size? I am 2.5"
                                              I'm a stallion.
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                                              • diogee
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-11-08
                                                • 19477

                                                #163
                                                Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                                                ha ha...weds are my off days...chest and arms tomorrow...but no i have some iffys for tonight...help a brotha out!
                                                Depresses me...just had knee surgery and have not been able to work out for almost 2 weeks
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                                                • Quebb Diesel
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 01-26-08
                                                  • 3045

                                                  #164
                                                  Originally posted by diogee
                                                  Depresses me...just had knee surgery and have not been able to work out for almost 2 weeks
                                                  two weeks isnt bad at all...

                                                  buuuuuut SB is in 5 weeks and im about to start going on overdrive mode...have to look cut up on those florida beaches!
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                                                  • diogee
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 01-11-08
                                                    • 19477

                                                    #165
                                                    2 weeks isn't too long but not being able to do anything makes me feel drained...overdrive mode is always a sure thing with SB coming up.
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                                                    • Quebb Diesel
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 01-26-08
                                                      • 3045

                                                      #166
                                                      true...man im just getting back into it this semester though...my lazy ace quit working out for 8 months for no reason...i use to be pretty jacked! whatd you have to go under the knife for?
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                                                      • diogee
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 01-11-08
                                                        • 19477

                                                        #167
                                                        Knee scope and lateral release...had to be done with the knee killing me anytime I did leg presses, squats, or walking up stairs.
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                                                        • tacomax
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 08-10-05
                                                          • 9619

                                                          #168
                                                          Originally posted by swede96
                                                          For those that don't know, that means: Her body is smokin'....but-her-face...
                                                          That's a good one. An English equivalent is BOBFOC - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch"
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                                                          • mofome
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-19-07
                                                            • 13003

                                                            #169
                                                            Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                                                            ha ha...weds are my off days...chest and arms tomorrow...but no i have some iffys for tonight...help a brotha out!

                                                            i did some triceps today and i was out. moved up to 115lb dumbbell behind the head lifts. you know, sit down, put the weight behind your head, and raise it and let it back down. good day there, didnt do many other things because the gym was crowded and it was time to head home.

                                                            what are you on today?
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                                                            • Quebb Diesel
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 01-26-08
                                                              • 3045

                                                              #170
                                                              Originally posted by mofome
                                                              i did some triceps today and i was out. moved up to 115lb dumbbell behind the head lifts. you know, sit down, put the weight behind your head, and raise it and let it back down. good day there, didnt do many other things because the gym was crowded and it was time to head home.

                                                              what are you on today?
                                                              wednesdays are my days off...usually do chest and arms mon thurs and shoulders back and legs tues fri...and abs every day of course
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                                                              • mofome
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 12-19-07
                                                                • 13003

                                                                #171
                                                                Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                                                                wednesdays are my days off...usually do chest and arms mon thurs and shoulders back and legs tues fri...and abs every day of course


                                                                haha i meant as far as plays, who are you on tonight.


                                                                chest thursday and then shoulders friday could wear on you eventually, be careful with those two back to back. do you do incline with chest or with shoulders?
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                                                                • supra23
                                                                  SBR High Roller
                                                                  • 12-25-07
                                                                  • 232

                                                                  #172
                                                                  ...not to butt into your guys conversation and get off topic and all, but just had to ask, im in the process to bulk up a bit till maybe mid march, then cut up hard again for the summer...

                                                                  im working out right now but should i ease back on it now a bit since im bulking, and just hit it harder come spring
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                                                                  • mofome
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 12-19-07
                                                                    • 13003

                                                                    #173
                                                                    Originally posted by supra23
                                                                    ...not to butt into your guys conversation and get off topic and all, but just had to ask, im in the process to bulk up a bit till maybe mid march, then cut up hard again for the summer...

                                                                    im working out right now but should i ease back on it now a bit since im bulking, and just hit it harder come spring


                                                                    no worries, this isnt a pm, you arent butting into anything. if your body has been through this routine before, your results will come more quickly and you can bulk for a bit longer if you want. as for easing back in, your body responds the most when you surprise it. imo, when you go to bulk start at it pretty hard, when you go to getting cut start at it hard and then rotate your cutting routines every couple weeks.
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                                                                    • Quebb Diesel
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 01-26-08
                                                                      • 3045

                                                                      #174
                                                                      Originally posted by mofome
                                                                      haha i meant as far as plays, who are you on tonight.


                                                                      chest thursday and then shoulders friday could wear on you eventually, be careful with those two back to back. do you do incline with chest or with shoulders?
                                                                      ehh...its not too hard on me right now but im a youngin...on chest ill do flat bed, incline, flys, and decline on a machine

                                                                      buuut i tonight i took i played 3 parlays

                                                                      st joseph +2
                                                                      minn -5 1/2
                                                                      texas +2
                                                                      maryland -2
                                                                      wisc -7
                                                                      wisc/iowa O112

                                                                      ohio -4
                                                                      uconn/syr U149
                                                                      wake -2
                                                                      minn -5
                                                                      texas +2
                                                                      houston -7 1/2
                                                                      kentucky -2
                                                                      duke +4

                                                                      minn -230
                                                                      vcu -425
                                                                      houston -375
                                                                      ksu -650
                                                                      wisc -290
                                                                      baylor -370

                                                                      and because those werent looking good i put in one more:

                                                                      duke +4
                                                                      duke/unc U164
                                                                      wisc -7
                                                                      wisc/iowa O112
                                                                      ttech +8
                                                                      air force +10
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                                                                      • mofome
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 12-19-07
                                                                        • 13003

                                                                        #175
                                                                        Originally posted by Quebb Diesel
                                                                        ehh...its not too hard on me right now but im a youngin...on chest ill do flat bed, incline, flys, and decline on a machine

                                                                        buuut i tonight i took i played 3 parlays

                                                                        st joseph +2
                                                                        minn -5 1/2
                                                                        texas +2
                                                                        maryland -2
                                                                        wisc -7
                                                                        wisc/iowa O112

                                                                        ohio -4
                                                                        uconn/syr U149
                                                                        wake -2
                                                                        minn -5
                                                                        texas +2
                                                                        houston -7 1/2
                                                                        kentucky -2
                                                                        duke +4

                                                                        minn -230
                                                                        vcu -425
                                                                        houston -375
                                                                        ksu -650
                                                                        wisc -290
                                                                        baylor -370

                                                                        and because those werent looking good i put in one more:

                                                                        duke +4
                                                                        duke/unc U164
                                                                        wisc -7
                                                                        wisc/iowa O112
                                                                        ttech +8
                                                                        air force +10

                                                                        haha you're a wildman. what do you do, a bunch of 10/5$ pars each night hoping to hit it big?

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